@yourservice 67 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2bias 3 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Perchinho Perchenbauer tbh Perchanldo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 sup, my name's james perch. tell me, WHAT'S YOUR FLAVOURRR? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5883 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Perchinho Perchenbauer tbh Perchanldo or even Perchnaldo! Where's this mackem whose an expert on German football Cisse is shite apparently! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38556 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Did you put the stack heels on , or is Pardew a closet Cruise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 This is nice. http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1127299-liverpool-fc-5-reasons-why-andy-carroll-is-to-blame-for-defeat-to-newcastle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2bias 3 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Perchanldo or even Perchnaldo! Where's this mackem whose an expert on German football Cisse is shite apparently! Bellend! You know what I meant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 (edited) Liverpool and England right-back Glen Johnson, who is not playing today,has tweeted about Pepe Reina's red card: "What have I just seen? Is Perch for real?! Joke." Why don't you question whether your keeper is "for real" aiming a clear, intended headbutt at another player? Edited April 1, 2012 by Monroe Transfer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hostile_statue 0 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 They'll all be wearing Pepe Reina t-shirts in training tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Liverpool and England right-back Glen Johnson, who is not playing today, has tweeted about Monroe Transfer's response to his earlier tweet: "What have I just read? Is he for real?! There is no way Vuckic should go back on loan to Cardiff either, you moaning bastard." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 699 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Maybe they should question whether Carroll was 'for real' when he opted to take a pathetic tumble rather than go round Krul and pass into an empty net. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Are you 'for real'? Is any of this 'for real'? How do we know this isn't the matrix? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Stunning! Like a young Burt Reynolds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13965 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3586 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 The look Gerard gave Dalglish as he tried to usher him off the pitch after the sending off was exactly the same as you give the senile uncle who gets lost trying to find the toilet at a family get-together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Looks like Benitez to enter stage left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Perch has got nowt on these lads. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8znlCxtEqqM&feature=youtube_gdata_player Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38556 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 The word on Stowell St is that a bald ginger bloke with 36DDs has already put three All You Can Eat Buffet joints out of business. Toon Triads are mobilising to save what remains, with reports stating one of their number lost a hand in an early intervention attempt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Nicked this off NO. It's from RAWK. "The performance was atrocious, but even more than that and losing to a not very good Newcastle team was seeing Kenny's face on the sidelines. I still feel sick to the pit of my stomach at his expression of pain and anguish. I absolutely idolise the man, and anyone calling for his head is a c*nt of the highest order. But he genuinely looked in pain today at the performance that absolute shower of shithouses put on, and I would have happily decked nearly every fucking one of them, maybe with the exception of Suarez and Flanagan. He looked tortured and it'll take me a long time to forgive them for that today. He doesn't deserve it, and they don't deserve their fucking wages. Yes, the ref and linesman were shit, but they played a fucking blinder compared to most of that team today. I can't help but feel that there is too many mentally weak players at the moment. Well fuck their emotional sensibilities and fragilities; man the fuck up! I can put up with playing with bad luck, and poor performances, but I cannot tolerate playing with no fucking heart or passion. They should be fucking ashamed of themselves for leaving The King with a look like that on his face, but I really worry that they just aren't arsed enough to care. Play for Kenny, play for the shirt on your back, play for the travelling thousands who've paid a fucking fortune to travel hundreds of miles to support you or fuck the fuck off back to a mediocre manager and average team who will accept that level of ineptitude and gutlessness. They simply do not deserve to be in the team." I fucking love the line about The King. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADP 0 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Nicked this off NO. It's from RAWK. "The performance was atrocious, but even more than that and losing to a not very good Newcastle team was seeing Kenny's face on the sidelines. I still feel sick to the pit of my stomach at his expression of pain and anguish. I absolutely idolise the man, and anyone calling for his head is a c*nt of the highest order. But he genuinely looked in pain today at the performance that absolute shower of shithouses put on, and I would have happily decked nearly every fucking one of them, maybe with the exception of Suarez and Flanagan. He looked tortured and it'll take me a long time to forgive them for that today. He doesn't deserve it, and they don't deserve their fucking wages. Yes, the ref and linesman were shit, but they played a fucking blinder compared to most of that team today. I can't help but feel that there is too many mentally weak players at the moment. Well fuck their emotional sensibilities and fragilities; man the fuck up! I can put up with playing with bad luck, and poor performances, but I cannot tolerate playing with no fucking heart or passion. They should be fucking ashamed of themselves for leaving The King with a look like that on his face, but I really worry that they just aren't arsed enough to care. Play for Kenny, play for the shirt on your back, play for the travelling thousands who've paid a fucking fortune to travel hundreds of miles to support you or fuck the fuck off back to a mediocre manager and average team who will accept that level of ineptitude and gutlessness. They simply do not deserve to be in the team." I fucking love the line about The King. that's brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nortoon 0 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Its like the opposite of here. Kenny will get the plaudits when they win, and the players will get the abuse when they lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alain Pardeiux 0 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 :icon_lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 (edited) Did anyone sing my song then? Cisse now scored as many as Suarez! Cracking stuff, my Lolerpool mate was going to meet me in the pub at half time and he bottled it. Edited April 1, 2012 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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