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[Monkeys Fist 46997]

Literally every other team in the entire football leagues’ messageboards will be discussing their transfer business or lack of it. 
 

 

Except these fucking gonks. 
 

 

They’re fucking obsessed with how they’re seen by others, and think that  singing a 64yr old song by a lad that died having a shite will improve their image. 
 

A survey of 1000 people from all points of the globe has just come in. 
 

“ What do you think of sunderland?”

 

1- Never heard of it, is it one of those Swedish cop dramas? 78%
2- Am I getting paid for this? 15%
3- Isn’t that where their council had to ask them not to shit on their town centre streets? 5%
4- Wasn’t that the comedy show on Netflix? 1%
5- My Uncle Milton played for them in between jobs as a butcher and postman. 1%

[Monkeys Fist 46997]

22 minutes ago, Sonatine said:

 

(Marie's The Name) Adam Johnson's Latest Victim more like it.

I’d have thought Little Sister would fit the bill. 

[Toonpack 12511]

Blew sweyed shews

 

Or in honour of the Magedia - Suspicious Minds.

[Monkeys Fist 46997]

Way Down. 

[Howmanheyman 38591]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

 

Too true.

 

You what?

 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Really, if they’re going to be known for singing an Elvis song, it should be In The Ghetto, the scruffy fucking tramps. 

 

Cher has a strong claim for 'Gypsies, tramps and thieves' iyam? 

[Sonatine 12479]

Could also use this Cockney Rejects classic in honour of the Phantom Crapper of Olde Sunderland Towne.