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Watched the first episode last night. The main think that stood out for me was how fucking dull Simon Grayson's motivational speeches were. The scene with a flip chart covered in positive words scrawled in felt tip being a case in point. 

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1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Watched the first episode last night. The main think that stood out for me was how fucking dull Simon Grayson's motivational speeches were. The scene with a flip chart covered in positive words scrawled in felt tip being a case in point. 

Grayson was a brilliant appointment - I was quite concerned as I thought Preston were canny under him but fuck me, was he abysmal. 

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Binge watched the series in a couple of days with my son. Funny as fuck. Rodwell rinsed the fuckers and smiled about it.

It reminds me of The Office, Bain makes a good David Brent. 

The scene when he talks with the scouts is priceless.

Another thing that gets me is that accent, sounds like they are eating the words.

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3 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Watched the first episode last night. The main think that stood out for me was how fucking dull Simon Grayson's motivational speeches were. The scene with a flip chart covered in positive words scrawled in felt tip being a case in point. 

Grayson has no eyebrows. He's like an alien. He also seems a few slates short.

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I've only watched two so far and you can totally tell that the people who made it were Sunderland fans. Definitely sugar coating stuff, heavily editing match footage, editing out pink seats, editing out opposition fans, opposition cheering goals, showing them scoring away yet seeing fans and manager celebrating the goal at the SoL etc. Absolutely farcical but they're going to have to shovel, not sprinkle, mountains of sugar on the shit as the season and series goes on. Oh! Kudos to them for putting a couple of derby goals against us despite us being in a different division although points deduction for forgetting to put an FTM somewhere.

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I’ve watched a few as well it sfucking hilarious, the amount of times I’ve heard ‘the best fans in the world’ yet half of them deserted them since they left the premier league not to meantionn all the bewwwwws and fuck offs from them :lol: 

 

Grayson seemed a nice bloke but absolutely useless. Bain seems like he put on a nice guy act the whole time and even cattermole didn’t come across as much of a prick as I’d expect so that’s quite surprising. Coleman seems to much of a nicey matey manager for the situation they were in

 

Anywya they are scum, sub human scum the state of most of them at footage of the games is extraordinary

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On 12/17/2018 at 07:42, 247 said:

Rodwell seemed like he was fully taking the piss out of them :lol:

 

‘you playing on Saturday?’

’not a fucking chance’

 

:lol:

 

"The Crown Prince of Don't Care" - an ode to Jack Rodwell

 

After watching Sunderland Till I Die, it reminded me that once upon a time I thought it was a good idea to reword the theme tune for the Fresh Prince of Bel Air

I made it a little more Jack Rodwell themed (alright, entirely Jack Rodwell themed). Now that we can enjoy football again, I thought it would be a good time to dig it out...

 

Now this is a story, all about how
I screwed over your club as they were going down
And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there
I’ll tell you all about a player with no skill and no flair

Out for a month if I got so much as a graze
In the treatment room is where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
Gettin’ paid for doin’ nothing, mama didn’t raise no fool

When a couple of lads, who were up to no good
Said that if I could play then I really should
I spat my dummy out and that’s when I got scared
Thought I really like the cash but I’m not going out there

Up in my counting house, checking all my dough
Got a phone call from Bain who tried to get me to go
What, kissing goodbye to my 70k?
And go to a club where they might make me play?

I don’t think so, but nice try my friend
I’ll travel with the academy at the weekend
And play on the arcades, what japes, what fun
I’ve 18 months left before my contract’s done

“How about a loan? Fresh start, new fans?”
I’ve told you Martin, that’s not in my plans
It’s cold out there and I might catch a chill
And Lee Cattermole’s giving me looks that could kill

I hoodwinked Grayson, but when Coleman appeared
They asked where I was, he said “dunno, not here”
I was the fittest I’d been, should I go on the pitch?
Then I thought, nah forget it, this heartburn’s a bitch

I pulled up to my house about nine or ten,
They sent me home early, I’m injured again
Another day over without breaking a sweat
Why do I care if I’m the cause of their debt?

I’ll do what I want, I played for England you know
But at training Honeyman trod on my toe
Back in my mansion, now I’m finally there
I’m killing your club and I really don’t care!

 

   :lol:

 

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:lol: All this and the mackems still love these utterly transparent carpet baggers. The owners are setting arbitrary attendance targets to try and guilt people into going now. Absolutely pathetic club. 

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