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21 minutes ago, Sonatine said:
Don't call it a comeback
We've been shit for years
Worst team on the River Wear
Puttin' clean seats at the SoS in fear
Makin' the tears rain down like a monsoon
Listen to the half empty stadium go boo
Adam Johnson, overpowerin'
In front of the Paedo Hunters he's cowerin
Wrecking the chicken shop when I write these lyrics
That'll make you call the Canny Cops
Competition's payin' the price
I'm gonna knock you out
Reiver said knock you out
I'm gonna knock you out
Danger Nonce said knock you out
I'm gonna knock you out
That cunt who shat on his seat said knock you out
I'm gonna knock you out
Word to your Mother.  She's also your sister

 

 

When I'm alone in my room

Sometimes I stare at the wall

In the back of my mind

I hear my conscience call

Tellin' me I need a girl who's as sweet as a dove

For the the first time in my life, I'm seeking 14 and above

There I was, giggling about the games
That I had played with many hearts and I'm still chanting AJ's name

 

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got a mention on pointless earlier.

in football clubs starting with the letter 's' they scored 12.

10 fewer than the mighty southend.

still, they've got the fact that somebody liam gallagher has a passing acquaintance with sports a sunderland tattoo keeping them in the spotlight.

which is nice for them.

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I mean this is the same Liam Gallagher who paid tribute to the Longstaff brothers a couple of weeks back at his gig and literally wore a Newcastle United shirt once....that guy?

Absolute MLF

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:lol: Making his amazing MS Paint avatar available for people to use. It’s great to see they’re still trying to take the high ground about how much better they are than us. 

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As soon as it started going to shot there the poisonous atmosphere only made it worse. But aye, like Howay says, we’re the  club with the deluded fans. 

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50 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

There's a favourite goal poll on their official twitter feed and 3 of the 4 options are versus us. Not enough for them though, many are querying where the Johnson goal option is.

 

Should be where the gaol option is for that fucking fiddler

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56 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

MH17

FTM

 

Written on the bogs wall in Rosie's. Stay classy, Sunderland. :good:

 

Not like them to be carrying out furtive shenanigans in the close vicinity of Chinese restaurants.…

 

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1 hour ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

 

Uncal Mick must have been on one of his clandestine missions again. Sneaking under cover of night like The Scarlet Pimpernel.

It was one of the lads from RTG. He walked in the bar alone and announced to a bar full of mags what he was going to do and would anyone care to stop him? All the mags shit themselves and looked at the floor while he went in and wrote it. He then went to walk out but picked up someone's pint, necked it then said, 'Mags? Mugs more like' before leaving the building.

 

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32 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

It was one of the lads from RTG. He walked in the bar alone and announced to a bar full of mags what he was going to do and would anyone care to stop him? All the mags shit themselves and looked at the floor while he went in and wrote it. He then went to walk out but picked up someone's pint, necked it then said, 'Mags? Mugs more like' before leaving the building.

 


:icon_lol: typical Mag shitehawks, mate. Soft cocks

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They've gone from expecting to win and the opposition hoping for a draw to themselves hoping for a draw and the opposition expecting to win..To get back in favour with the few fans who attend games,Donny has invited a couple of MLFs into the boardroom ,but have since admitted having no idea of their Job descriptions.

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