Monkeys Fist 38516 Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 So, since the season of goodwill is upon us, ( and I’ve partaken of several Christmas spirits ), a question arises in my mind about our sister-fucking neighbours. But first some preamble.… Our long rivalry has brought both pain and pleasure, in our case the latter mostly edging it, with us historically beating the fuck out of them on everything that counts. They love to bleat on about the last few derby results, but they were very much Pyrrhic victories for them- it seemed that they threw everything at them to the ultimate detriment of their club as a whole. ( And it most definitely is a hole). For the last 20+ years, they’ve royally stunk out whichever league they’ve infected, with their rancid fan’s behaviour and their laughably needy desperation to be loved by every and any club that isn’t us. The nadir of this awfulness was their morally bankrupt support, from the highest to lowest level of their club, of their beloved player, convicted paedophile Adam Johnson. It’s been an absolute joy to watch them plummet through the leagues, dragging poor Burton Albion with them, and a constant source of delight to witness the filthy pack of cunts have their hopes momentarily raised, just to see them crash and burn faster and more spectactularly than the Challenger shuttle. Whenever our despised owner has given them fuel to cackle like senile old women at our own club’s woes, their various owners over the years have always, without fail, managed to fuck things up on a far more hilarious scale than anything the Fat Cunt has managed. And so… the question. Would you rather see them continue on their monumental spiral down to oblivion, knowing it ultimately means no more derbys, but brings the massively entertaining money-shot of seeing them crash out of existence/the Football League, or would you rather see them level out where they are, permanently in the twilight zone, but with the odd chance of meeting them in the cups? 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 Crash out definitely 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12447 Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 (edited) Aye same as quiff. A few years ago, despite my dislike for them, I wouldn’t have wished it on them, but they have been so fucking rancid and obsessive towards us in recent years I’m happy to see them gone. The final killer blow will be their kids and grandkids asking for the toon game to be put on tv, so they can watch, not in the hope of us losing but, because they have become.... little maggy cunts. Edited December 22, 2019 by Howay 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 Tbf I bet there's a few of them considering turncoating anyway now that Ashley is dishing free tickets out 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38516 Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, Howay said: Aye same as quiff. A few years ago, despite my dislike for them, I wouldn’t have wished it on them, but they have been so fucking rancid and obsessive towards us in recent years I’m happy to see them gone. The final killer blow will be their kids and grandkids asking for the toon game to be put on tv, so they can watch, not in the hope of us losing but, because they have become.... little maggy cunts. Evil genius. However, that does then deny our own future generations of the sheer delight and delicious hatred of them that we’ve so thoroughly enjoyed. Also, seeing them exist in a state of permanent misery as they yo-yo between League 1 and 2, making new alliances with Forest Green Rovers and Salford City , seems a far greater, and longer lasting pleasure, than the short lived but undoubtedly hilarious fact of them ceasing to exist would bring? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12447 Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 We’ll always have the clip of fat lass going “weeeyuh in the premieeer leeeague not the championship” with her club tie on though. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38516 Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 As eternally amusing as that bushpig is, this walking advert for bad barbering and dentistry is even better https://youtu.be/rBSCfmbVDYY Bushpig is at 30s in. This absolute pearler is from 34s on “ You worried?” ” Not werried at all, tharrin a diffrunt leygue. If we were playing Rotherham and Burton Albion weeyk in an weeyk out wey’d be top of the Leygue anarl!” 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12447 Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 That clip never fails to make me laugh. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38516 Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 The gift that keeps on giving. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpartaFC 309 Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 The last line spoken by the stunner in the tie "nobody knows where sunderland is". Brilliant. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26588 Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 I'd have them a permanent division 3 club. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 9 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: As eternally amusing as that bushpig is, this walking advert for bad barbering and dentistry is even better https://youtu.be/rBSCfmbVDYY Bushpig is at 30s in. This absolute pearler is from 34s on “ You worried?” ” Not werried at all, tharrin a diffrunt leygue. If we were playing Rotherham and Burton Albion weeyk in an weeyk out wey’d be top of the Leygue anarl!” GERLD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12733 Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 I like the idea that in their head, when you get relegated, you just play Rotherham and Burton 23 times each. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14485 Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 I’d have them doing a Luton or Oxford... despite a long history of football league status they spectacularly crash out into the vanarama for a season or three before returning to roughly where they are now. They obviously would then have the potential,should some over achieving space cadet feel the need, to regain premier league status and for the mackem boom/bust cycle to restart all over again... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26588 Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 25 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: I’d have them doing a Luton or Oxford... despite a long history of football league status they spectacularly crash out into the vanarama for a season or three before returning to roughly where they are now. They obviously would then have the potential,should some over achieving space cadet feel the need, to regain premier league status and for the mackem boom/bust cycle to restart all over again... Reminds me of..... https://youtu.be/3L2JZGpfszc 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14485 Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 9 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Reminds me of..... https://youtu.be/3L2JZGpfszc Which in turn reminds me of this utter lunacy from around the same time...the opening titles are completely fuckin hatstand https://youtu.be/mldRE7Lk5Ug 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38516 Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 Hazel O’Connor was shite. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26588 Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 7 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Which in turn reminds me of this utter lunacy from around the same time...the opening titles are completely fuckin hatstand https://youtu.be/mldRE7Lk5Ug Can't remember that at all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 THIS THREAD https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/your-not-sunderland-supporters.1498703/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26588 Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 48 minutes ago, Anorthernsoul said: THIS THREAD https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/your-not-sunderland-supporters.1498703/ He's the gadgie that walked into Rosie's and showed up the mags. True story. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14485 Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 4 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Hazel O’Connor was shite. Poor man's Toyah Wilcox. And she was fuckin dreadful too 4 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: Can't remember that at all? It was deranged It also makes me think of TyneTees other great contribution to children's TV Razamatazz. I expect you appeared on that at least 3 times? In between auditions for Byker Grove?.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38516 Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 Alistair fucking Pirrie Who’s this lass with him, sure she was a presenter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30216 Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 Razzmatazz 😂😂😂 And is that not Lisa Stansfield? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26588 Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 Just now, Monkeys Fist said: Alistair fucking Pirrie Who’s this lass with him, sure she was a presenter. He always reminded me of an older version of one of the lads from school/Newcastle games who's no longer with us. Stansfield. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26588 Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 18 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Poor man's Toyah Wilcox. And she was fuckin dreadful too It was deranged It also makes me think of TyneTees other great contribution to children's TV Razamatazz. I expect you appeared on that at least 3 times? In between auditions for Byker Grove?.. If I see a TV camera I head away from it. I'm no Steve Wraith or True Geordie. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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