Monkeys Fist 38556 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 6 hours ago, Toonpack said: I zoomed in to assess the mankyness (it is incredibly manky) and there’s actually a white/grey pube on the worktop, at the edge, right hand side level with bottom of can. dirty dirty bastard Makes you wonder what’s in the Wolf Jerky. #basementlife #winnitthair #heronfoods #actualshite 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38556 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 You just know his Mam has “The Special Things” cupboard where he keeps his drawings of aliens, these two prop cans, the world’s only actaul packet of Wolf Jerky, and the dried remains of his parasitic twin. He’s allowed to play with The Things once a week, which is when his tweet flurrys come out. #notapsycho #heronfoods #EdwardandTubbs 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13965 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 "How many cans of Rich Energy have we sold today?" "Twelvety!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 9940 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 There's a higher than average chance of his "Mam" just being him dressed up in the clothes the poor cow got buried in. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19736 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6766 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 46 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Makes you wonder what’s in the Wolf Jerkoff. #basementlife #winnitthair #heronfoods #actualshite FYP - probably 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30240 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 45 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: the world’s only actaul packet of Wolf Jerky, and the dried remains of his parasitic twin. Same thing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38556 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 5 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: This bloke If you’re bored, spend 5 minutes looking at his trail of failure on the Companies House site. The only non-dissolved business he’s actually a part of is Wolf Jerky, and he doesn’t actually own it- two brothers from Cheltenham do. He’s listed as “Sales Director”, with under a third of the company shares. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 7085 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 26 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: If you’re bored, spend 5 minutes looking at his trail of failure on the Companies House site. The only non-dissolved business he’s actually a part of is Wolf Jerky, and he doesn’t actually own it- two brothers from Cheltenham do. He’s listed as “Sales Director”, with under a third of the company shares. outrageous slur on the cotswolds. we only eat the finest wagyu down here in cheltenham spa. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38556 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 10 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: outrageous slur on the cotswolds. we only eat the finest wagyu down here in cheltenham spa. This doesn’t exactly fit with your “angry punk socialist” persona, now, does it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 7085 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: This doesn’t exactly fit with your “angry punk socialist” persona, nowt does it? aye, ok. i'm a mince and dumplings man really! Edited April 26, 2021 by thebrokendoll 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38556 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 10 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: aye, ok. i'm a mince and dumplings man really! #heronfoods #cotswoldcommies 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30240 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19736 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: If you’re bored, spend 5 minutes looking at his trail of failure on the Companies House site. The only non-dissolved business he’s actually a part of is Wolf Jerky, and he doesn’t actually own it- two brothers from Cheltenham do. He’s listed as “Sales Director”, with under a third of the company shares. Wolf jerky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 9940 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 Massive future? Not with a piss smelling Middle Earth reject like you he doesn't. Poor kid is nearly in tears too, probably been told he'll be forced to drink some of Willie's Energy if he didn't do the photo op. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26170 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: If you’re bored, spend 5 minutes looking at his trail of failure on the Companies House site. The only non-dissolved business he’s actually a part of is Wolf Jerky, and he doesn’t actually own it- two brothers from Cheltenham do. He’s listed as “Sales Director”, with under a third of the company shares. He doesn’t even have a share in the latest incarnation of Rich Energy any more. I honestly think he’s a rich kid determined to blow his inheritance. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 9 minutes ago, ewerk said: He doesn’t even have a share in the latest incarnation of Rich Energy any more. I honestly think he’s a rich kid determined to blow his inheritance. Is he even allowed to be a shareholder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 The whole thing is bizarre and he has zero credibility. Which is unsurprising given he looks and acts like a joke and has the surname Storey (if that is his real name). If Rich Energy were a genuine company I wouldn’t want him anywhere near it in any capacity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38556 Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 6 hours ago, ewerk said: He doesn’t even have a share in the latest incarnation of Rich Energy any more. I honestly think he’s a rich kid determined to blow his inheritance. He’s determined to blow something, definitely. #jizzbeard #heronfoods #hotspermgargle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9163 Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 28 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: He’s determined to blow something, definitely. #jizzbeard #heronfoods #hotspermgargle As if the tone could not get any lower! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38556 Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 Magnificent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26605 Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 12 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: Wolf jerky Sounds like Richard Keys having a wank. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6766 Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 Back on the subject of the inbreds, been perusing a thread on Charlie Wyke, over there, and him likely moving on. Awful lot of: "He's shite, I won't miss him" and "We can do much better than him" So where'd they be without his 30 goals this season 🤷♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4949 Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 Looks like the playoffs after a pretty shocking run of form. I reckon they might make it this time tbh, the teams around them all seem to be wobbling as well. Still can't believe this is their third season down there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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