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I particularly love the stuff about how as we'll now be hated by everyone, that somehow means that they will become everyone's favourite NE team. 

 

No fucker knows who they are and doesn't give a shit about them but obviously that will now all change. 

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2 hours ago, NJS said:

I particularly love the stuff about how as we'll now be hated by everyone, that somehow means that they will become everyone's favourite NE team. 

 

No fucker knows who they are and doesn't give a shit about them but obviously that will now all change. 

:lol: Aye that’s how Man City and Everton were viewed for years with Man Utd and Liverpool at the top. Do they think people actually fucking give a fuck and would have any attraction to them just because they didn’t like us? And even if that was the case what’s the benefit for them other than another friendship with some wanker from Liverpool. 
 

What a total nightmare this is for them btw, stuck in the third tier (their level imo) and if they do manage to reach their dream of circling the PL drain again they’ll be getting a routine fucking hiding off their bitter local rival. 

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3 hours ago, Rayvin said:

Honestly I think this is probably the end of the local rivalry in any real sense. I mean who on our side is even going to care anymore. They're nothing to us now.

 

 

They’ll never trouble us but giving them outrageous fucking hidings anytime they pop their head into the PL is fucking hilarious. 

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3 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Some daft cunt replied to Jeremy Vine earlier saying "I'm a mackem and I'd rather be in League One than be owned by the Saudis."

 

Errr I've got some terrible news for you. 

:lol: He can enjoy all that lovely moral high ground in a couple of years when they play on a Wednesday night the same as us, the difference being their game is a 2-0 loss to Burton in the pissing rain while ours is a 4-0 beat down of PSG. 

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10 hours ago, NJS said:

I particularly love the stuff about how as we'll now be hated by everyone, that somehow means that they will become everyone's favourite NE team. 

 

No fucker knows who they are and doesn't give a shit about them but obviously that will now all change. 

Let's be honest, any fan of any other club they talk to they'll always bring us up, 'aeya, what do ya think of Newacassul? The luv themselves and think theya Barcelona, you must hate them anall? Can ya be wa friends, like?'

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4 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Let's be honest, any fan of any other club they talk to they'll always bring us up, 'aeya, what do ya think of Newacassul? The luv themselves and think theya Barcelona, you must hate them anall? Can ya be wa friends, like?'

Have to say, it’s absolutely hilarious that they’ve always done that “Barcelona of the North in their own head” shit and the way things are looking we’ll be a better side than Barca will be in the coming years. 

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The truth is this takeover is great news for Sunderland given the investment in the area. They just have to give up any scintilla of hope that they'll ever be anywhere near our level ever again.

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37 minutes ago, ewerk said:

I’d forgotten that they also have a ‘billionaire’ owner so went on Transfermarkt to see what they’d spent in the summer.

The answer was £0 (zero). :lol: 

Probably because their 19 year old owner got his PIN taken away by mummy

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"If we could harness the energy from the Mags woke Brigadeds moral compass haywire...we might just solve this energy problem."

 

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I know they've only been in the door 2 minutes but their approach is going to be night and day compared to ours it seems. Both clubs with wealthy backing but Staveley and Co are out the front of St James blowing kisses and telling the mags they're all great whereas KLD and Co done everything professionally and business-like.

Staveley strikes me as someone who is only interested in headlines and isn't arsed about the process you need to undergo to get there. Recipe for disaster..."

 

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"The amazing thing about Newcastle over the last 14 years is they remained a PL team for 12 of those years despite a regime of wilful neglect.

That probably highlights the latent potential more than anything. Lesser clubs would have sunk 2 divisions with such neglect."

 

[b]"Wooooosh ya fucker"[/b]

 

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"It's not just an safc underdog now. The whole league and everyone's fans fucking hate them.

It's sort of reverse genius what they are doing."

 

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"They are not rivals. We have dignity .

The other 19 clubs , along with many outside the prem league know this.

Basically you're just a load of ugly fat kernts with tops off, and now waving anti british flags.

Bit money but no dignity."

 

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Fucking hilarious seeing them try to kid themselves this is somehow a good thing. Remind me, what was the reaction when the Saudis appeared to have walked away for good last year? 

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:lol: Aye exactly, they’re doing their typical thing of making stuff up then deciding it’s 100% fact and then saying that when this made up thing (that they’re now sure will happen) happens then it will be hilarious. They all seem to keep stating that Staveley is a fraud despite the fact this is a woman that has forged an incredibly successful career for herself in the Middle East, clearly is respected there, has brokered other deals in the past, and has a pretty public record of success, meanwhile their owner is a 22 year old trust fund kid who has done pretty much nothing with his life besides fail out of Uni and live off mammy and daddy’s money, they are of course completely convinced she’s the fraud and he’s the brilliant professional one :lol:.

 

I’m also massively enjoying the whole “deluded geordies are fawning over every word and believing their lies it’ll be hilarious when it goes tits up” remind me on which fan base was it that gleefully performed manual labour for free for a complete Billy bullshitter owner that literally anyone with half a brain could see was a chancing prick? The only deluded people in this situation are the ones dreaming up that the Sovereign wealth fund of Saudi Arabia are chancers and it’ll all go tits up. They can keep deluding themselves but it’s just going to hit them all harder when they realize it won’t go the way they’re hoping. 

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3 hours ago, ohhh_yeah said:

"They are not rivals. We have dignity .

The other 19 clubs , along with many outside the prem league know this.

 

Arsehole, we've all watched the documentary on Netflix about the river where they yewsed to build the bowats. 

 

If there's one thing everyone knows for fucking certain, it's that you've got no dignity. 

 

I cannot express how much I love the way they project feelings of great love and reverence about SAFC onto everyone. Meanwhile all these other clubs are just scratching their heads then shrugging like "I mean I guess you can think that if you want, but the truth is we'd forgotten you existed. But yeah, imagine me lying awake at night thinking about your dignity if you like."

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🎵And al shit in the cheap seats

In wa villages an towans 

Al be in division three

Theyal be champions leyague

Theyal ask me how it happened? 

Al say 'six in a row FTM'

Theyal say isn't it a pity 

That false....mackem.... dig-na-tey. 🎶

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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29 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Arsehole, we've all watched the documentary on Netflix about the river where they yewsed to build the bowats. 

 

If there's one thing everyone knows for fucking certain, it's that you've got no dignity. 

 

I cannot express how much I love the way they project feelings of great love and reverence about SAFC onto everyone. Meanwhile all these other clubs are just scratching their heads then shrugging like "I mean I guess you can think that if you want, but the truth is we'd forgotten you existed. But yeah, imagine me lying awake at night thinking about your dignity if you like."

:lol: Aye it’s a weird angle of theirs, they never stop to think what they would think if a Sheffield United fan came up to them rambling on about how Sheffield Wednesday fans are all deluded pricks and doesn’t everyone just absolutely fucking hate Wednesday fans, but definitely loves Sheffield United fans as they’re all so cool and classy, unlike those Sheffield Wednesday fans who definitely aren’t cool and classy.
 

Their stories are fucking bonkers too, it’s always shite like “I was in a bar in Rome and these three Italian lads, real classy types in suits with jobs and stuff, were just talking about how much they hate the mags and about how the mags have absolutely zeeeero class. Weeeyuh when I telt them I was a massive lads fan they gave iz a wink rolled up their sleeves and had massive sunlan tattoos next to crests of Roma, Lazio, and Juve with big hearts everywhere. It’s almost unbelievable I said that in this random bar in a random location in the world I find three fans of Lazio, Roma, and Juve and they all hate the mags but are MLFs!”. They all then lap it up without anyone going erm seems a bit made up. 

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