Sonatine 9985 Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 You couldn't even get Wolf Jerky on the shelves, so good luck providing tech solutions. And Heron Foods doesn't qualify as a restaurant. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26242 Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 1 minute ago, Sonatine said: You couldn't even get Wolf Jerky on the shelves, so good luck providing tech solutions. And Heron Foods doesn't qualify as a restaurant. Bill there with all the employees that he's 'hired'. L:R Male model, MILF porn star, Ainsley Harriott, Tramp, extra from Made in Chelsea. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30344 Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 Celebrating the sale of another two printer cartridges 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 On 27/04/2022 at 17:12, ewerk said: That's an interesting point. I did some fag packet calculations. According to their accounts for 2018/19 (the last full season unaffected by covid closures) they raised £8,600,000 in gate receipts which is a lot of money. That was done over 31 home matches and their official average attendance that season was 32,157 which is excellent for a third tier side. But when you do the calculations that works out an average of £8.63 a ticket. Maybe that's how they're getting them through the turnstiles? And the thick bastards wonder why they never spend big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
safcforever 75 Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 14 hours ago, essembeeofsunderland said: When the drink-driver was Chairman howls of laughter came from the attendees when the official attendance was announced through the speaker’s at the SOS.You know that the same is happening now.You do know the difference between attendance figures and attendee figures,don’t you? You’re all obsessed with attendances.Leading up to every home game you have at least one thread on attendances.’Look at us.Look at us everyone’. Why are your cup attendances,where you cannot fiddle the attendance figures,so shit in general? Because it’s a League 1 side that has a bigger average than most of the PL. that’s a great achievement, the club and the fans should be proud of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 2853 Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 1 hour ago, safcforever said: Because it’s a League 1 side that has a bigger average than most of the PL. that’s a great achievement, the club and the fans should be proud of it That’s not true though is it marra? More than 6 top tier sides, which is canny for a Third Division club, but certainly not a “bigger average than most of the PL” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 It is pretty impressive for a run of the mill third tier side 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 7 hours ago, safcforever said: Because it’s a League 1 side that has a bigger average than most of the PL. that’s a great achievement, the club and the fans should be proud of it So proud you’ve become obsessed.Agreed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 8 hours ago, safcforever said: Because it’s a League 1 side that has a bigger average than most of the PL. that’s a great achievement, the club and the fans should be proud of it Bigger average of attendees? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30344 Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 32 minutes ago, essembeeofsunderland said: So proud you’ve become obsessed.Agreed? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 6 hours ago, Dougle said: That’s not true though is it marra? More than 6 top tier sides, which is canny for a Third Division club, but certainly not a “bigger average than most of the PL” It would be less than 6 if three of those clubs had bigger grounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38702 Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 2 hours ago, essembeeofsunderland said: So proud you’ve become obsessed.Agreed? 1 hour ago, Alex said: The fucking cheek of it! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: The fucking cheek of it! I’ve gone easy on him so far. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38702 Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 29 minutes ago, essembeeofsunderland said: I’ve gone easy on him so far. I’m sure he’s shitting in his seat… no, make that quaking in his boots. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13830 Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26733 Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 13 minutes ago, Tom said: Oh dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26242 Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 Alex Neil found this note in his drawer when he took over. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6820 Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 Wages to turnover 125% no problem (crikey) !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8980 Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 It's all right, over on RTG Grumpy Old Man is saying how this is not as bad as it looks. And because it's positive, it's true. Anything else would be mag-like behaviour. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6134 Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 9 hours ago, Kitman said: It is pretty impressive for a run of the mill third tier side It's because all of their games are cup finals. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12452 Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 37 minutes ago, Tom said: The Don right now: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 If you make a loss then there’s no corporation tax to pay. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 3 hours ago, OTF said: It's because all of their games are cup finals. Have they looked into charging away fans Cup Final prices? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34350 Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 They just need to convince the fans to do free shit for the club on a much more regular basis. "Ere marra, ah won the fan of the month competition on safc.com. Eh? So did you?! Dinnit tell uz you got the same first prize...." *they both shout simultaneously* "SELLING BURGERS AT THE REFRESHMENTS KIOSK ON A MATCH DAY" "EH?!" "YA FUCKING WHAT LIKE?!" "THAT IS PEWAH BULLSHIT MARRA." "YA DINNIT NEED TO TELL ME MARRA" This goes on for a while. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17723 Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 2 minutes ago, Gemmill said: They just need to convince the fans to do free shit for the club on a much more regular basis. One fan was enough surely. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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