Howmanheyman 26620 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 5 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Imagine the absolute carnage of them trying to buy a player - bid for Marlon Mcfucknugget from some league 1 club, £10million. Iota 1- “ He’s nay Messi like…” Iota2 - “ Catts for me like” Iota3 - “ He’s da’s a Mag!” etc etc etc x 10,000 It’ll be like watching that massive F1 pile up on repeat, in HD, 3D, smellivision. Iota 1: "Fukkin sicka mags on eeya tryin to get us to buy Pacqetta De Krisps!" Iota 2: "It was me who said it! You carllin me a Mag?" Iota 3: "Neyed to pack this in yew tew, Mag beyhavia this." Iota 2: "Who asked yew, iota 3?" Iota 1: "Right, iota 2, ahll seh ya outside the windmill, seh if yal saya that to me fayace." Iota 4: "Ahd fukkin pummel the lot of ya, just like that mouthy mag ah wuz telling ya about that ah twatted on holida in Rome." Iota 2: "Ya reckon, iota 1? Ya cuddint put the cat out never mind knock me out!" Iota 3: "nar, iota 2, it was iota 4 that said that, marra!" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13811 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: Fucking hell I do feel sorry for them. Imagine if these absolute dickbreaths were about to buy us. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38571 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 3 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Fucking hell I do feel sorry for them. Imagine if these absolute dickbreaths were about to buy us. No you don’t. We’ll chalk this up to being emotionally drained by the Everton debacle. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34183 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 You lot need to look debacle up in the dictionary. It doesn't mean incredible prediction, as you seem to think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6287 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 14 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Fucking hell I do feel sorry for them. Imagine if these absolute dickbreaths were about to buy us. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34183 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 Lads I guess I'm just a better person than you lot. I'm Toon Army Gandhi. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 9941 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 Never thought that Gandaft would actually be the better option for them, but here we are 😂 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3960 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 This has got the potential to be so far beyond hilarious it's almost frightening. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26189 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12447 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 Barely had a fortnight of dreeeemin for UAE ownership (new found principles right out the window). Since the owners aren’t clear I’m going to guess it’s Donald Stewart and Methven Charlie, suspiciously similar looking to their current owners but have facial hair so can’t be them marra. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12447 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 “Our transfer budget will be based on our Crypto, so we have a budget of £100m… Oh now £1m… yep back to £20m…. A fiver… actually we’re now bankrupt” 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6766 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 Am quite proud of this one: 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26620 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 3 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Am quite proud of this one: 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38571 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 35 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Am quite proud of this one: 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30246 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 3 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Billy had other, more pressing matters to hand… “ I must say, that’s rather shit” For reference, here’s a 12yr old kid Distinct lack of furniture for a multi millionaire like 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 9941 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 He just kips on a case of Rich Energy, with all the unsold packs of Wolf Jerky for a pillow. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30246 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 2 hours ago, Gemmill said: Fucking hell I do feel sorry for them. Imagine if these absolute dickbreaths were about to buy us. I don’t 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38571 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 13 minutes ago, Alex said: Distinct lack of furniture for a multi millionaire like Happens when you break in to empty gaffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 The black cats crept into crypto, crapped and crept out again. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12447 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 Maybe this is all a clever set up by ZZ Top so that in comparison to fraudulent Crypto LLC his initial investment of 50p and a bag of space invaders will have the mackems buzzing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugly Mackems 133 Posted June 8, 2022 Share Posted June 8, 2022 Bloody hell. That sports washing thread is a decent read. They're utterly demented about it. That "exile" fella must be suicidal. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco 727 Posted June 8, 2022 Share Posted June 8, 2022 2 hours ago, Ugly Mackems said: Bloody hell. That sports washing thread is a decent read. They're utterly demented about it. That "exile" fella must be suicidal. And they say we're obsessed with them and that they they live live rent free in our heads......or some shit like that 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12447 Posted June 8, 2022 Share Posted June 8, 2022 Used the mackems as a stepping stone? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 9941 Posted June 9, 2022 Share Posted June 9, 2022 Looks like he's just Photoshopped himself into some generic stock photo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26189 Posted June 9, 2022 Share Posted June 9, 2022 Just a reminder that Bill owns 0% of Wolf Data Systems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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