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[trophyshy 6434]

They could possibly crumble under the inevitable weight of everyone else’s cup final week in week out.  

[Monkeys Fist 38739]

[Howay 12452]

 Fucking 7 pages about a made up story about us, the thread starter even has FTM in his name. They’re not obsessed mind. 

[Howmanheyman 26783]

Ours is a 'lop-sided' ground but has the same dimensions as theirs as in a third tier loops around a main stand and an end behind the goal.

[Renton 17746]

Thread here about being assaulted by your own fans at the SoL yesterday. Now, whilst there is rightly condemnation about this cowardly act, there is also a widespread shrugging of shoulders "happens at every ground marra". No, it really doesn't. I've never seen fights between Newcastle fans during a game at the ground ever. This is not normal at all.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/assaulted-today.1605835/

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 38739]

26 minutes ago, Renton said:

Thread here about being assaulted by your own fans at the SoL yesterday. Now, whilst there is rightly condemnation about this cowardly act, there is also a widespread shrugging of shoulders "happens at every ground marra". No, it really doesn't. I've never seen fights between Newcastle fans during a game at the ground ever. This is not normal at all.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/assaulted-today.1605835/

 

 

Tbf, if I had to go there every week I’d probably end up twatting someone. 

[Gemmill 34422]

The game's gone. What happened to the days when you could skullfuck a seagull on the way to the ground, shit in your seat at halftime, and watch your favourite paedophile score, all without some arsehole attacking you?

[OTF 6145]

2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

The game's gone. What happened to the days when you could skullfuck a seagull on the way to the ground, shit in your seat at halftime, and watch your favourite paedophile score, all without some arsehole attacking you?

 Where's the cheese in your pocket marra?

[Howmanheyman 26783]

Has anyone checked in on our mates on rtg? I'm sure their mood swung a fair bit between HT and FT of their most important game of the weekend today.

[Alex 30376]

9 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Has anyone checked in on our mates on rtg? I'm sure their mood swung a fair bit between HT and FT of their most important game of the weekend today.

Well it’s been moved already so I’m guessing it was a fun read  

[Monkeys Fist 38739]

7 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Has anyone checked in on our mates on rtg? I'm sure their mood swung a fair bit between HT and FT of their most important game of the weekend today.

They were all glued to the Brighton game , pants down …

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 12767]

I notice their thread for our game (  ) had something like “For those who can watch” in the title. I.e. whoever is sad enough to fire up the IPTV and actually seek out our game in the off chance we lose 

[Renton 17746]

It says a lot that the admin are so embarrassed by their contributors that the board is more heavily censored than North Korea when it comes to our match threads. The thread on our last game has been binned into their sportswashing mega thread. I've read a bit and it was quite predictable to say the least:

1) Southampton score, we're shit, only where we are by pure luck etc.

2) We equalise, Southampton are shit, Sunderland would thrash them.

3) We start thrashing them. See point 2.

4) We're all murdering paedophiles anyway. FTM. 

 

This is an example of the level of debate on there.

 

 

Edited May 1, 2023 by Renton

[Monkeys Fist 38739]

I don’t know about anyone else, but after Wilson’s 2nd I ran over the road to the gay couple’s house and killed them and their kid in celebration. 
 

Shame it was disallowed. 

[Renton 17746]

33 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I don’t know about anyone else, but after Wilson’s 2nd I ran over the road to the gay couple’s house and killed them and their kid in celebration. 
 

Shame it was disallowed. 

 

I tried to marry my 10 year old daughter but couldn't find a vicar willing to do it at the match. 

[Renton 17746]

Thing is, as well, they'll somehow think they're taking the moral high ground whilst simultaneously being racist and misogynistic. "Camel humpers". "Gays". And the stuff they.come up with about Amanda Stavely is vile. If you approach a mod about this, or report, YOU get banned.

Edited May 1, 2023 by Renton

[thebrokendoll 7090]

1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I don’t know about anyone else, but after Wilson’s 2nd I ran over the road to the gay couple’s house and killed them and their kid in celebration. 
 

Shame it was disallowed. 

 

exactly this.

to be honest, I can't for the life of me think why anybody would celebrate a goal in any other way?

[Howmanheyman 26783]

When Wilson's goal went in I immediately booked up for a trip to Mecca. When he got his second I booked up for buzz bingo.

[Monkeys Fist 38739]

36 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

When Wilson's goal went in I immediately booked up for a trip to Mecca. When he got his second I booked up for buzz bingo.

[Sonatine 9987]

3 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

When Wilson's goal went in I immediately booked up for a trip to Mecca. When he got his second I booked up for buzz bingo.

[Tom 13836]

It’s absolutely killing them isn’t it?  

 

Deep down they all know they’d snap someone’s hands off for any kind of takeover, never mind the one we got. 
 

They can talk shite all they want as their mental health & grip on reality slowly evaporates. 
 

[Rayvin 4964]

So IMO they're on the 5 stages of grief with this. Somewhere between denial and anger. And they're going to be there forever, which is why they're so hilarious.

 

They could get over this tomorrow by just saying "aye you know what, wish it was us - gonna be great for them, really jealous but nothing I can do about it marra. Just gonna support me own team and crack one out over a seagull"

 

Just own it you fucking losers, it's the denial that makes it so painful for you

[Howmanheyman 26783]

Apparently getting in the playoffs is in their own hands despite being seventh as I'm taking it two teams above them are playing each other. This should be their absolute primary concern, not saying they shouldn't want us to beat at the same time, they can obviously multi task that but we should be a minor concern to them atm. 

[Renton 17746]

11 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Apparently getting in the playoffs is in their own hands despite being seventh as I'm taking it two teams above them are playing each other. This should be their absolute primary concern, not saying they shouldn't want us to beat at the same time, they can obviously multi task that but we should be a minor concern to them atm. 

 

No, its not in their hands. If Millwall win and Coventry don't lose they're missing out. And of course they need to win too. I'd give them about 30% chance of this happening, then maybe 20% in the play offs (being generous). Which gives them an overall 6% chance of winning the prize of being humped solidly for 9 consecutive months before going back to square one. 

[Howmanheyman 26783]

1 minute ago, Renton said:

 

No, its not in their hands. If Millwall win and Coventry don't lose they're missing out. And of course they need to win too. I'd give them about 30% chance of this happening, then maybe 20% in the play offs (being generous). Which gives them an overall 6% chance of winning the prize of being humped solidly for 9 consecutive months before going back to square one. 

 

Well now I didn't check but one of the lads I was working with, (NUFC) said it and another, (Mackem), confirmed it. I'm not 100% surprised they've got it wrong and I did say are you sure?