Rosco 727 Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 2 hours ago, thebrokendoll said: on the off chance they get promoted it's reasonable to suggest anything less than premier league runners up next season is gonna be a massive disappointment to the average mackem. "Watch out City/United/Liverpool/Arsenal/Spurs/Chelsea/Saudi United.......the Barca Samba Boys are coming to get you......FTM" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17634 Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 On 09/05/2023 at 15:54, Renton said: Right, will you lot fuck off with the seagull quips and memes? Seagulls are loving, sentient creatures who do not appreciate this piss taking. *** Say it quietly because they're listening *** This was my car this morning thanks to them taking umbrage with you all. Fucking feathered cunts. I had to take the car to the jet wash in the end. Just then one of the fuckers has deposited the biggest bird turd smack bang on my windscreen. I fucking hate these feathered cunts. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2763 Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 On 13/05/2023 at 11:16, Sakisle said: Ask me for lottery numbers Kiss of death. How is that bargepole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2763 Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 5 hours ago, Renton said: I had to take the car to the jet wash in the end. Just then one of the fuckers has deposited the biggest bird turd smack bang on my windscreen. I fucking hate these feathered cunts. "Stained Glass" exhibit on display. 🧩 These artists love your canvas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polarboy 2124 Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 😂 Gundogan who if he leaves Man City will be one of the top free agents in the world, and who will likely be on 200,000 k a week at the very least, if not much more given his free agent status, would apparently "do a job" for the lads. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3960 Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 "Could"... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polarboy 2124 Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 You would hope it was said at least in half jest, but who the fuck knows anymore. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17634 Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 19 minutes ago, Polarboy said: 😂 Gundogan who if he leaves Man City will be one of the top free agents in the world, and who will likely be on 200,000 k a week at the very least, if not much more given his free agent status, would apparently "do a job" for the lads. PAid more in a month than their club is worth. Sounds sustainable. I'd fucking love him here but accept we are nowhere near that level yet. We'll have unearth our own. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco 727 Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 No doubt they'll want to bring Rex & Jordon "how's my hair" back home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30260 Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 Someone needs to tell them signing world class talent this summer is Mag-like behaviour 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17634 Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 (edited) Not only weird, so many of these fuckers are deeply unpleasent. This "Suspender Sue" freak first alludes to a fantasy where they have killed Alan Shearer, then agrees the intruder that confronted Howe at Elland Road should have properly assaulted him, to get his money's worth. This is beyond normal "bantz" like. Stay classy you fucking tramps. Edited May 15, 2023 by Renton 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30260 Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 That’ll be a mag agent provocateur 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco 727 Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 They have "Get ready for us" thread on parsnip can only presume they've had to much drink watching their new friends beat Leicester When we eventually achieve promotion (probably this season) were coming for the big boys, the premier league wont know what's hit them. I genuinely can see this team getting top 7 at least next season. We've got a group of talented young lads who will only improve. The future is bright 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12737 Posted May 16, 2023 Share Posted May 16, 2023 It really is apparent that this is the first season they’ve ever seen their side play something that isn’t kick rush anti-football. They think they’ve invented it ffs 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6766 Posted May 16, 2023 Share Posted May 16, 2023 Have these fuckers ever been promoted on merit from league position or have they always come up through the playoffs since they were introduced ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3960 Posted May 16, 2023 Share Posted May 16, 2023 I think the Monkey's heed and Keane both won the title. I think AH is right about the first ray of sunshine after years of living in caves football wise. I love the line in Sit Down by James which goes "If I hadn't seen such riches I could live with being poor" which I've always applied to the Ashley years compared to the previous ones and I think the Mackems need the equivalent opposite line for how they are now. (Not that their current riches match ours under KK/Bobby of course). 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3183 Posted May 16, 2023 Share Posted May 16, 2023 8 hours ago, Rosco said: They have "Get ready for us" thread on parsnip can only presume they've had to much drink watching their new friends beat Leicester When we eventually achieve promotion (probably this season) were coming for the big boys, the premier league wont know what's hit them. I genuinely can see this team getting top 7 at least next season. We've got a group of talented young lads who will only improve. The future is bright They only just got top 7 in the championship ffs 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9172 Posted May 16, 2023 Share Posted May 16, 2023 I thought the Championship was the best league for enjoyment. Why would they want promotion? 🙂 The owners will be panicking about the money they will need to find. I expect the club to be on the market if it happens. Although they may intend to spend the parachute payments first. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26192 Posted May 16, 2023 Share Posted May 16, 2023 Bit early to be starting the time wasting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3960 Posted May 16, 2023 Share Posted May 16, 2023 They like a bit of simulation, these mackem cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26192 Posted May 16, 2023 Share Posted May 16, 2023 One down already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3960 Posted May 16, 2023 Share Posted May 16, 2023 Tragic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4949 Posted May 16, 2023 Share Posted May 16, 2023 Barcunderland with a chance to really show off tonight. I'm expecting 80:20 possession and and 30 shots on goal based on what we've been hearing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26192 Posted May 16, 2023 Share Posted May 16, 2023 Is there still away goals in the playoffs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26192 Posted May 16, 2023 Share Posted May 16, 2023 Just now, ewerk said: Is there still away goals in the playoffs? Okay, no there isn’t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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