trophyshy 6432 Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 (edited) #Haiku4Colback. Ginger mackem signs a scoreline on internet nil is his score now Edited June 7, 2014 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38571 Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 #Haiku4Colback Can't read Is Mackem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Football fans are such fucking morons. I was once criticised for saying that half of football fans are below average intelligence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26620 Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Football fans are such fucking morons. So are footballers who go on the likes of twitter posting pics of themselves using their fingers to count show the score of a game. Honestly, man, why are football supporters going to be over the moon to sign such a footballer who has taken the piss out of you? The kid has to win over the support with his actions on the pitch which isn't a problem to me as at least he has something to prove and will have to put it in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34184 Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 So are footballers who go on the likes of twitter posting pics of themselves using their fingers to count show the score of a game. Honestly, man, why are football supporters going to be over the moon to sign such a footballer who has taken the piss out of you? The kid has to win over the support with his actions on the pitch which isn't a problem to me as at least he has something to prove and will have to put it in. They don't have to be over the moon, but it would be nice if they were at least capable of going through a thought process along the lines of: you know what, he probably suffered dog's abuse in that match, as a lad who was raised in Killingworth, has a head that looks like a house fire, and scored the third in a fucking rout against what we all assume is his hometown club. He's probably had a couple of beers and got carried away, and with that abuse still ringing in his ears he's made a meaningless gesture with his hands that does nothing more offensive than spell out a fucking scoreline. Instead the same people that have spent 90 minutes calling him a horrible ginger Judas cunt react with "COLBACK! COLBACK! FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE GINGER CUNT. DIRTY FUCKING MACKEM BASTARD!.............what's that............He did WHAT?!" And all of a sudden they reserve the right to get all prissy and precious, and "well that's REALLY offended me, and there's nothing he can do to make it up to me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 I agree Gem, but would add that arbitrary and irrational hatred is as entertaining as Newcastle gets these days. It's pantomime without the hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26620 Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 He knows the fucking score, man! Play for the opposition in any derby where you're from that town and you're going to get jip. Like I said, he starts with that hanging over him so it's up to him to get on with it and get people onside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34184 Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 One of his teammates is probably stood with his camera going "Jack, what was he score? Jack! Jack! What was the score man, Jack? Jack man, the score? What was it?" So he made a hand signal. And now you get total spackers going on like he's Jimmy Savile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13811 Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 So who's better Tom? You're fucking kidding me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26620 Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 One of his teammates is probably stood with his camera going "Jack, what was he score? Jack! Jack! What was the score man, Jack? Jack man, the score? What was it?" So he made a hand signal. And now you get total spackers going on like he's Jimmy Savile. "Now then, now then, young Jack, can you, possibly, tell me, what was the exact score in that derby match you just happened to play in?" "I can't hear you!!" "3-0, marra! FTM etc, etc." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34184 Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 you tit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 I think he's shit to start with and not really bothered about him doing the 3-0 gesture. Thats probably to do with is feeling less and less bothered about this club though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Defends well. In transition he'll pass it, move forward and be available for the pass again. Simple really. Best in a funnily enough called, christmas tree formation - 4-2-1-2-1. Ashley wants a more passing/attacking team, this will be the answer from Pardew. There won't be another Cabaye coming in. Get used to it.If Ashley wanted a more passing/attacking team he would have sacked the imbecile in charge by now so I don't believe that for a second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 I remember Shearer taking the piss in front of us after scoring for Blackburn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 If Ashley wanted a more passing/attacking team he would have sacked the imbecile in charge by now so I don't believe that for a second. Ashley's a fucking fool man. Knows nothing about it - football 1.01 for dummies. He'll call for something (which he has) without understanding the requirements to get there. Like Pardew, Steve Stone and cohorts have a magic wand to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Nah, he wants to stay in the Premiership with the minimum outlay required. He doesn't give a fuck about the style of play involved in doing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Staying up means more money and more free advertising for Sports Direct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Nah, he wants to stay in the Premiership with the minimum outlay required. He doesn't give a fuck about the style of play involved in doing that. Well, still if that's the case, which I have doubts on, my original points stands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11096/9344995? Just wait till they get wind of this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13811 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Ah haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8950 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11096/9344995? Just wait till they get wind of this http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/graeme-baily.928828/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26620 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/graeme-baily.928828/ Aye, who do we think we are? 55,000 screaming Geordies collectively writing an article where we claim to be the dominant North-East club. What Mag Kernts we all are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13983 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Le Magedia, c'est nous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8950 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 I just don't understand their willingness to believe obvious nonsense, as long as it confirms their entrenched beliefs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13983 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 It's almost like they're UKIP voters Daily Mail readers British hmm.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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