thebrokendoll 9287 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 10 minutes ago, The Fish said: There's a mackem (early 60s I reckon) who takes his grandson to the same football thing as my lad. The delusions and weirdness is not restricted to RTG; Despite the blood money we've not signed anybody decent. Bruno, Botman, Isak, Tonali, Gordon, Barnes, Pope, don't count because they only joined for the money. Despite all the money (£1bn apparently) we've spent we've not achieved anything. The Champions League, League Cup Final, and 2 domestic Quarter Finals don't count as achievements. Howe's a terrible manager and anyway he'll be off to join England soon enough. PSR means the Saudis will be off soon, he's heard they're interested in Aston Villa. Now, I reckon some of this is him just trying to get a rise out of the Newcastle fan, y'know, for the LOLs. But once you wade through the horseshit, there are some nuggets of nonsense. He did backtrack on a few things, like the standard of players now vs Ashley's time. A team outside the established elite getting CL and QFs is an achievement. But he was adamant that Howe is shit and he'll get the England job, and that PSR means the Saudis will fuck it all off and buy Villa instead. I don't want to have a proper argument with him because a) his grandson and my lad are mates, b) it's mostly bluster and c) the bits that aren't bluster, are very funny to me. nut him. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45204 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 I've heard you're the "mag at the grand bairn's footy" and that he absolewtly rinsed you and you didn't tak it very well. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10888 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 7 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I've heard you're the "mag at the grand bairn's footy" and that he absolewtly rinsed you and you didn't tak it very well. Jokes on him. His grandson is wearing Man City kit, not a Reg Vardy top in sight. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35139 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 (edited) I’d find it really easy to completely ignore him beyond pleasantries. Which is also far more likely to wind him up. You don’t have to fall out with the fella, but equally you’re not compelled to engage with his shite patter Edited September 23 by Alex 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9825 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 34 minutes ago, The Fish said: There's a mackem (early 60s I reckon) who takes his grandson to the same football thing as my lad. The delusions and weirdness is not restricted to RTG; Despite the blood money we've not signed anybody decent. Bruno, Botman, Isak, Tonali, Gordon, Barnes, Pope, don't count because they only joined for the money. Despite all the money (£1bn apparently) we've spent we've not achieved anything. The Champions League, League Cup Final, and 2 domestic Quarter Finals don't count as achievements. Howe's a terrible manager and anyway he'll be off to join England soon enough. PSR means the Saudis will be off soon, he's heard they're interested in Aston Villa. Now, I reckon some of this is him just trying to get a rise out of the Newcastle fan, y'know, for the LOLs. But once you wade through the horseshit, there are some nuggets of nonsense. He did backtrack on a few things, like the standard of players now vs Ashley's time. A team outside the established elite getting CL and QFs is an achievement. But he was adamant that Howe is shit and he'll get the England job, and that PSR means the Saudis will fuck it all off and buy Villa instead. I don't want to have a proper argument with him because a) his grandson and my lad are mates, b) it's mostly bluster and c) the bits that aren't bluster, are very funny to me. Mackem 1: "Ere marra, aah heard the Saudis are selling the mags beycause the PSR is hampering them, yi nar" Mackem 2: "Hahahaha the teayrs on Tyneside will bey magnificent." Mackem 1: "Aye, aah've heard they're going to sell up and buy Villa, marra." Mackem 2: "Macks sense to me. Buy another teym that's definitely not hampered by the same rewls as the mags." 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10888 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 22 minutes ago, Alex said: I’d find it really easy to completely ignore him beyond pleasantries. Which is also far more likely to wind him up. You don’t have to fall out with the fella, but equally you’re not compelled to engage with his shite patter He's harmless enough, and I'm nothing if not genial to the elderly and infirm, just ask Renton. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42549 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 Just pat him on the head and tell him you’d love to chat about your respective teams, but, you’ve never heard of most of his lot Onion and the shit Bellingham. By the time he’s realised you’ve insulted him, you’ll be far enough away to avoid any flash burns from the fewm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15593 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 The idea of the Fish willingly walking away from a football-related argument is adorable. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33358 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 Fish, just tell him you like all the NE teams to do well. The dopey ones don't like that one. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21720 Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 First, fuck you Fish. Second, this is just 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33358 Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 3 minutes ago, Renton said: First, fuck you Fish. Second, this is just Are booking.com trying to tell him something? #MakesYouThink 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11440 Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 I'm a bit surprised it didn't recommend the National Glass Centre. Oh...... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqqn2wgzv40o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9825 Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 15 minutes ago, Renton said: First, fuck you Fish. Second, this is just Here are six things to do in Sunderland: 1) Macking shite at the Glass Centre 2) Roker Beych 3) Leyve 4) Are yeh in mag land yet? 5) Honestly, marra there's nowt else. 6) Pleyse tack yeh penis owt of that sea bird. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco 759 Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 Another meltdown on RTG…… lucky mags the only team to get drawn away and end up playing at home Demanding the game should have been played at Fulham MK Dons or a number of non league clubs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45204 Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 How about some humility that a club with a sinkhole in the middle of its pitch has lasted two rounds longer than they did? 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 "Sounds like it's still very much the plan. We'll be playing in front of 60k plus watching prem and champs league football within the next ten years under this lot." https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/sol-expansion.1641321/ 🤣 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21720 Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 2 minutes ago, Tdansmith said: "Sounds like it's still very much the plan. We'll be playing in front of 60k plus watching prem and champs league football within the next ten years under this lot." https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/sol-expansion.1641321/ 🤣 Andw what's more, Taylor Swift is going to take up residency at the SoL during the wedding season. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21720 Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 They win a few matches, and this mass delusion comes out. They are insane. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21720 Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 I'll sum up the mackem logic from that thread. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10888 Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 4 minutes ago, Renton said: They win a few matches, and this mass delusion comes out. They are insane. Doesn't that stand hold something like 25,000 people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45204 Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 Pretty sure that bloke was taking the piss about PL and CL matches, lads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35139 Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 Whenever they do a list of things to do in Sunderland on trip advisor or whatever the SoL is about number 2 or 3 and before they get anywhere near number ten they’ve listed about 3 places that aren’t in Sunderland 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33358 Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 2 hours ago, Dazzler said: Here are six things to do in Sunderland: 1) Macking shite at the Glass Centre 2) Roker Beych 3) Leyve 4) Are yeh in mag land yet? 5) Honestly, marra there's nowt else. 6) Pleyse tack yeh penis owt of that sea bird. 7. Mak hoax calls to a serial killer hotline. 8. Give Tommy Robinson the idea he's welcome in Sunderland. 9. Have race riots in your city. ExtendedYP 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9825 Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 10 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: ExtendedYP This works on the basis that it would be trademark mackem to take something that clearly says "six things" and give you bonus things - none of which help their cause. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42549 Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 7 hours ago, Dazzler said: Here are six things to do in Sunderland: 1) Macking shite at the Glass Centre 2) Roker Beych 3) Leyve 4) Are yeh in mag land yet? 5) Honestly, marra there's nowt else. 6) Pleyse tack yeh penis owt of that sea bird. 7. Mak hoax calls to a serial killer hotline. 8. Give Tommy Robinson the idea he's welcome in Sunderland. 9. Have race riots in your city. 11. Have a shit on Fawcett Streeyt 15. Windmill the life out of any lost Maggy bastids, marra 10.Run a removal business, have a riot, go to jail. 12. Count to 12 on both hands 5 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: ExtendedYP Extended YEYP 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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