Alex 41791 Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Gemmill said: "a poor man's Lee Cartermole" Mallard is a poor man's Jimmy Savile. Bruno bottles it when the chips are down. He needs to follow Cattermole’s example and pull his shorts up and get on with it Edited August 27 by Alex 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 15443 Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 They keep talking about stadium expansion ffs 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50299 Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 43 minutes ago, Tom said: They keep talking about stadium expansion ffs Do they not just mean fitting double width seats in the current one? Halving the capacity but allowed chubby fucks in would still increase their attendances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43347 Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 1 hour ago, Craig said: “Bruno is a good player. Problem he has is he lacks heart.” Everyone else: "......." MLF 1: "Mag and his lass in bar, ah say something ,something something villa, lose their mind, something....cattermole is better than bruno." MLF 2: "Bruno's probably better but lacks any heart." Everyone else..... "Sounds like..... right?....... light?..... bright ?......SHITE!!!" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 17011 Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 What the fuck are they on about with regards to Bruno? They could only dream of having a player half as good as them playing for them. We’ll see how bang average he is in December 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50299 Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 10 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: "Sounds like..... right?....... light?..... bright ?......SHITE!!!" The lad on the right- Karl Howman.… Noice! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43347 Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 Just now, Monkeys Fist said: The lad on the right- Karl Howman.… Noice! 🎶 Because of you, these things I do...🎵 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50299 Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 Wasn’t it Dexys Midnight lads that did the theme tune? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 43347 Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 Just now, Howmanheyman said: 🎶 Because of you, these things I do...🎵 "A little bit of 80's comedy theme tunes for the millennials and generation Bairn, there." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 61808 Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 I used to like Brush Strokes. I keep meaning to go back and watch these shows from my youth. Loads of them are on the dodgy telly. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50299 Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 2 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I used to like Brush Strokes. I keep meaning to go back and watch these shows from my youth. Loads of them are on the dodgy telly. I wouldn’t bother- 90% of them are shite 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2869 Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 The older Ive got, the more those shows have just all merged into a sitcom soup in my mind. Brush Strokes, To the manor born, Ever decreasing circles, Just good friends....probably the same plot in all of them 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco 1092 Posted August 28 Share Posted August 28 I see RTG have a thread for CL draw didn’t realise they’d be so interested in it 😉 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50299 Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 15 hours ago, Rosco said: I see RTG have a thread for CL draw didn’t realise they’d be so interested in it 😉 Poor bastards. Every single day for them is like Jim Bowen saying “ Let’s have a look at what you could have won” on a loop. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 17011 Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 If we finish with 15 points, I’m sure they would have got 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 61808 Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 The Champions League is about to become the latest tournament that doesn't look that strong anymore. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 5259 Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 I was thinking what their reaction would've been if Kroos had said what he did about them - a city drowned in jizz came to mind. Now I'm just waiting for one of them to suggest writing to Kroos and begging him to watch "the better NE option". 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 50299 Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 6 minutes ago, NJS said: begging him to watch "the better NE option". They’ll be hoping he’s a patient man, then. Not on telly til the arse end of September. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 38777 Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 On 26/07/2025 at 13:12, Renton said: Apparently this Mayenda player they have, the one that for some reason hates Sam Fender, is going to every bit as good as Isak. I can't wait to partake in the several thousand posts thread on here when one of the top 6 try to poach him for 130 million quid. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobElliott 2390 Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 Wonder how many passes Adam Johnston made at underage kids 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 15180 Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 4 minutes ago, RobElliott said: Wonder how many passes Adam Johnston made at underage kids No idea on number of attempts but he made one successful one that we know of. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 61808 Posted August 30 Share Posted August 30 2 hours ago, ewerk said: This is the lad that I saw described as a "special, special player" on RTG at the end of last season. They were braced for "a lot of bids". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 17011 Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Isak goes for £150m and that lot will be unironically wondering if Mayenda is worth £175m Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco 1092 Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 They think CL football is coming to SOL after yesterday’s monumental win…..fuck me 3 games against shit teams The next 3 might clear things up Palace A / Forest A / Villa H….I’m hoping for nil points and a reality check Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 27438 Posted September 1 Share Posted September 1 On 31/08/2025 at 10:34, Rosco said: They think CL football is coming to SOL after yesterday’s monumental win…..fuck me 3 games against shit teams The next 3 might clear things up Palace A / Forest A / Villa H….I’m hoping for nil points and a reality check For different reasons those three all look pretty dodgy at the moment. They've made new fwiends with Brentford now, and citizen mackem is expected to do their duty and inform football visitors of the wonders of their magnificent city and its facilities, including FOUR chain hotels no less! No need for away fans to stay in Newcastle! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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