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Their best 9 games EVER :lol: our 9 game winning streak last season saw us beat Arsenal, Spurs and Man United away in the same week. And there were no defeats to Burnley, you’ll notice. They’re fucking tapped. I don’t begrudge them enjoying their start because fair play, they’ve done better than expected but fucking try and rein it in a bit 

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Easy to miss their two, two-legged ties. Most of their fans missed the home games for example 

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5 minutes ago, Alex said:

Easy to miss their two, two-legged ties. Most of their fans missed the home games for example 

 

it's probably already been pointed out that we've played barcelona more times than they've played european games in their entire history.

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We're in trouble lads. The MLFs of the SMB have been doing some serious investigative journalism with ChatGPT. Since we were taken over by the Saudis, we've had TWENTY FOUR times as many penalties in the premier league as Sunderland have!!!

 

Can anybody spot a flaw in this logic? :whistle:

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In this weeks edition of the mags tops thread, Stumpy describes a situation constructed in his own fevered imagination where he embarrasses his daughter and everyone else on the train after the England game.

 

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Imagine if that tale were true…what exactly would you be expected to say? :lol: 

 

If I stumbled across two mackems making a holy show of themselves on public transport I’d probably stick my headphones in and leave them to it.

 

 

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This one is pretty easy to spot as a lie as the other non mag passengers didn’t stand and applaud, the train driver didn’t stop the train to come back along the carriages to  give the bloke and his daughter the keys to which ever city they were traveling through at the time AND they weren’t instantly upgraded to first class with free champagne.

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8 hours ago, Dougle said:

This one is pretty easy to spot as a lie as the other non mag passengers didn’t stand and applaud, the train driver didn’t stop the train to come back along the carriages to  give the bloke and his daughter the keys to which ever city they were traveling through at the time AND they weren’t instantly upgraded to first class with free cheese slices.

 

FYP

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13 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

imagine(™) living your life in the bzarre fantasy land some of these cunts do man.

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“ Whorraya meayn fantaseey, marra?”

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Scary how quickly they've transitioned from 'its everyone's cup final, biggest club in the leyague' to 'please sir, can you compliment and like us? It would meyn so much, and if I may be so bold, sir, could you agree with me when I ask you if you also hate the mags? Thank you, thank you so very much.'

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