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[Monkeys Fist 38518]

I was on their fake Tyne bridge last night,putting banners on either end for their Uni.

The Mackem gaffer of the firm who made the banners turned up and was singing the praises of the anti-bird devices on the bridge, getting himself a chubby over how shite-free it was.

My comment that "even birds know the place isn't worth shitting on" didn't go down to well with him*.

Rumour has it that an NUFC sticker has been placed above the road by a devilishly handsome rogue, welcoming folk to Medieval Land.

I couldn't possibly comment.

 

 

 

* to be fair to him, his crack was sound and he laughed, albeit through gritted teeth.

[Tom 13804]

[Howmanheyman 26588]

I was on their fake Tyne bridge last night,putting banners on either end for their Uni.

The Mackem gaffer of the firm who made the banners turned up and was singing the praises of the anti-bird devices on the bridge, getting himself a chubby over how shite-free it was.

My comment that "even birds know the place isn't worth shitting on" didn't go down to well with him*.

Rumour has it that an NUFC sticker has been placed above the road by a devilishly handsome rogue, welcoming folk to Medieval Land.

I couldn't possibly comment.

 

 

 

* to be fair to him, his crack was sound and he laughed, albeit through missing/yellow teeth like broken gravestones.

FYP

[Monkeys Fist 38518]

You gents met?

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

When a rumour of a possible signing for us hits the local or national press,the makems are always first to point out the players stats,then no matter how impressive the stats are,the player is always shite.I remember when they signed Malbranque,one makem posted ` a truly amazing signing'.

[Gemmill 34152]

STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED.

[Gemmill 34152]

'a truly amazing memory'

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Connor Whickam. ` Liverpool were after him you know'.

Appointing Steve Bruce ` The mags wanted him as manager but he's come to us'.

At every opportunity i tell them we'll be up before the Xmas decorations are down.

[ToonMarshy 2]

Connor Whickam. ` Liverpool were after him you know'.

Appointing Steve Bruce ` The mags wanted him as manager but he's come to us'.

At every opportunity i tell them we'll be up before the Xmas decorations are down.

To be fair, I left my xmas decorations up for an entire 2 years once.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

But what about this Xmas

[ToonMarshy 2]

To save me from tears, i'll give it to someone special.

[ewerk 26118]

[Alex 30216]

'a truly amazing memory'

[Alex 30216]

To save me from tears, i'll give it to someone special.

[Monkeys Fist 38518]

To save me from tears, i'll give it to someone special.

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

To save me from tears, i'll give it to someone special.

 

 

[Howmanheyman 26588]

To save me from tears, i'll give it to someone special.

 

I laughed but CT welled up.

[Monkeys Fist 38518]

 

I laughed but CT swelled up.

CTd your post

[Howmanheyman 26588]

CTd your post

Dirty bastard.

[Monkeys Fist 38518]

Dirty bastard.

BAU

[The Fish 8937]

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/appointing-someone-to-get-us-out-of-the-championship.1248991/

If his bed was any wetter it'd be an indoor pool.

[Leon 13]

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/appointing-someone-to-get-us-out-of-the-championship.1248991/

If his bed was any wetter it'd be an indoor pool.

 

It comes across as if some of them are wanting to get it on the record that they foretold scumberland would go down so in the event it happens, they can quote the post and proclaim themselves as some footballing genius; an unwashed Nostradamus.

[David Kelly 1115]

That's a wind up man.

[gpirlo68 0]

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/appointing-someone-to-get-us-out-of-the-championship.1248991/

If his bed was any wetter it'd be an indoor pool.

Cmon Fish, you should know Rtg well enough to know that's a wind up

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

They only get themselves on a downer when we're on the up.They could be down before the Xmas decorations.