Kitman 2207 Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 "Whilst driving along a country road I came on some magpies on the road. As usual, I accelerated to try and hit them. My friend treavlling with me and also a Sunderland supporter, said that he did that as well. Have you done this, and if so, have you succeeded? I haven't yet." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3915 Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 It was 77 - the only combination of results that would relegate them was a loss for them and a draw bewtween Coventry and Bristol City. Of course the "legend" fails to mention that they did their part in it by losing 2-0 to Everton. Like all stories like that it's become mythical over the years - it did kick off 10 minutes late I think but they've added the two teams passing to each other and shit like that. Of course no Mackems would have been there and there wouldn't have been any cameras so its only reported hearsay. I would normally have a soft spot for Coventry as a result of this hatred but I can't stand Jimmy Hill either. I was listening to talksport and the Coventry captain at that game was on saying how both teams were going for the win and Jimmy Hill was getting nervous so he got the Score flashed up on the scoreboard. Then him and the Bristol City captain who he had played with at Leeds got together and calmed both teams down. So it's not as deluded as I would like to think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3915 Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 I think according to several Sunderland fans we can describe our season thusly. Very Lucky all marginal decisions have gone our way. Despite finishing much higher in the league only 2 possibly 3 of our players would make their first 11. been incredibly lucky with injuries having no long term issues and have played exactly the same 11 all season. Have been very lucky in all our signings this can't continue. Europe is the best possible thing from a Makems view as it guarantees we will be crap next season. Champions League qualifying 4th would be the best possible scenarios as it would mean all the signings we will want to make will wait to see if we qualify first meaning we have to panic buy at the end of August. If MO'N had been their manager from the start of the season they would be above us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13908 Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Pretty much. Sessegnon is also a better player than our entire front 6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4394 Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 I was tempted to reply to the "What has Pardew done" thread with "Secured as many ponts with four games left as your new messiah's best ever year, without spending about 100m like he did. Cunts." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 (edited) Europa league Games at Stadium of light? Give us cisse or fuck off this. they should give us cisse Edited April 23, 2012 by Lake Bells tits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 "Whilst driving along a country road I came on some magpies on the road. As usual, I accelerated to try and hit them. My friend treavlling with me and also a Sunderland supporter, said that he did that as well. Have you done this, and if so, have you succeeded? I haven't yet." Got visions of them being stuck in a perpetual loop of frenzied driving backwards and forwards over a zebra crossings in the thought that he's getting some kind of result . Silly fucking cunt . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10884 Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Got visions of them being stuck in a perpetual loop of frenzied driving backwards and forwards over a zebra crossings in the thought that he's getting some kind of result . Silly fucking cunt . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Was it last year or the year before where we played them at the Stadium of Copyright Infringement and a magpie came onto the pitch and they all started booing it/throwing stuff at it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10884 Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Was it last year or the year before where we played them at the Stadium of Copyright Infringement and a magpie came onto the pitch and they all started booing it/throwing stuff at it? Last year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenL 0 Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Guy 2nd from the right has clocked it. He looks fuming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 "one for sorrow" How apt . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Got visions of them being stuck in a perpetual loop of frenzied driving backwards and forwards over a zebra crossings in the thought that he's getting some kind of result . Silly fucking cunt . Haha, love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 I've saluted every magpie I've seen since I went out on a bike ride the day before the Liverpool match. Can't stop now, we're on a roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil robbo 0 Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Kick a black cat today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4775 Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Kick a black cat today. why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 Kick a black cat today. What an odd thing to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42546 Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 Kick a black cat today. Far better to point at it and laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 Kick a black cat today. I'm guessing no black cats voted for the nickname Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 I find it bizarre that you vote for a name anyway. Surely nick names are given to you by everyone else over a period of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/9665477.Ex_Sunderland_midfielder_brands_them__sh_t_club_with_sh_t_fans_/ Shit club with shit fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 What a douche. Of course he's not bitter about leaving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 lacks class but its still funny as fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 I'm not so sure a story about a bloke slagging off a premier league club now playing for Carlisle who's so unknown that the 'journalist' had to include a picture of John O'Shea is particularly funny. What sort of a position is he in to comment? It wouldn't be too dissimilar to Jamie McClen saying we're shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 (edited) Its funny because its true SIGNING OF THE SEASON In true symmetrical fashion' date=' before anybody else steals my thunder. Plenty of runners for this: Aguero Mata Vorm Yakubu McClean Cisse Ba [/quote'] Spot the odd one out Edited April 24, 2012 by Lake Bells tits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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