Tom 2,612 Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 Isn’t jerky kind of like a USA version of Phaal, where in essence they’re just getting rid of all the shite. So to call it luxury is quite a flex. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Monkeys Fist 6,510 Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 I love how Gandaft’s grand announcements are all so non-specific. “Two Cotswold Farmers”- no names, no specifics. Look at the pic he’s posted- he’s just shat in a bag and printed some labels off- even the barcode is covered , no specifics Also, it’s in a gold bag, therefore “luxury”. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Monkeys Fist 6,510 Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 1 hour ago, Alex said: MF has a jerky shed There’s definitely dried protein in there. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ayatollah Hermione 3,457 Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 Looks like the sort of shit you pass over in B&M on the way to the crisps, nuts and things normal people actually eat 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Alex 5,117 Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: I love how Gandaft’s grand announcements are all so non-specific. “Two Cotswold Farmers”- no names, no specifics. Look at the pic he’s posted- he’s just shat in a bag and printed some labels off- even the barcode is covered , no specifics Also, it’s in a gold bag, therefore “luxury”. The farmers have signed a non-disclosure agreement 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Monkeys Fist 6,510 Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 19 minutes ago, Alex said: The farmers have signed a restraining order FYP 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tom 2,612 Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 “Ethically sourced” as if they’ve waited for the animal to drop dead & consulted its family. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Monkeys Fist 6,510 Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 11 minutes ago, Tom said: “Ethically sourced” as if they’ve waited for the animal to drop dead & consulted its family. It wouldn’t surprise me if it was roadkill. “ New Flavours- Compacted Luxury Badger and Premium Thinned Hedgehog” Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rayvin 1,238 Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 Has this bellend not taken over their club yet? How fucking long has this shit been going on now seriously. It's like an unbelievably shit version of our own takeover drama except with no money, no apparent reason for any delay and no chance of any progression of their club's stature no matter what happens. That beard is a crime against humanity though so they've fucking nailed the human rights abuses tangent. How are they doing this year anyway, I had the impression that they were looking better for going up than the last two tries. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sonatine 3,102 Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Gloom 2,777 Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 now the takeover makes sense - he's actually the twitter CEO 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sonatine 3,102 Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
111180sak 3 Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 The guy looks like he is from Duck Dynasty, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Howay 2,065 Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 The takeover saga everyone believes just keeps rumbling on. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Alex 5,117 Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 7 hours ago, Sonatine said: Even says ‘net weight 30g’ just in case anyone wasn’t sure if he that had one lot of stickers 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ayatollah Hermione 3,457 Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 10 (ten) years since the 5-1. Fucking hell. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PaddockLad 2,363 Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 12 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: 10 (ten) years since the 5-1. Fucking hell. Fuck me yeah.... I was at my brothers 40th in Edinburgh on the Saturday night...,got a couple of hours sleep then got the 0800 train from Haymarket with a breakfast consisting of a four pack of Strongbow to the game. Think I had a couple with @Howmanheyman postgame in the Percy, a fuckin brilliant day.... 10 years on, not allowed into the City of Edinburgh to celebrate my brothers 50th & the mackems are in divi 3 without a pot to piss in, so not all bad 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Howmanheyman 4,023 Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 34 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Fuck me yeah.... I was at my brothers 40th in Edinburgh on the Saturday night...,got a couple of hours sleep then got the 0800 train from Haymarket with a breakfast consisting of a four pack of Strongbow to the game. Think I had a couple with @Howmanheyman postgame in the Percy, a fuckin brilliant day.... 10 years on, not allowed into the City of Edinburgh to celebrate my brothers 50th & the mackems are in divi 3 without a pot to piss in, so not all bad The only thing I remember of that match afterwards is walking round a couple of friends houses with the bairns later on that night as they had their Halloween stuff on, a bit pissed and still buzzing. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ayatollah Hermione 3,457 Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 I had a gig that night and I remember my mate getting dropped off by his dad, opening the car door and just falling straight out of the car, mortal. He then sat right next to the speaker and fell asleep on it in the middle of the first set. Great times. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Alex 5,117 Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 2 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: 10 (ten) years since the 5-1. Fucking hell. Went to see a classical ensemble playing Eno’s Apollo album in full at the Sage after going to the match. I celebrated in style. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Alex 5,117 Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 2 hours ago, PaddockLad said: Fuck me yeah.... I was at my brothers 40th in Edinburgh on the Saturday night...,got a couple of hours sleep then got the 0800 train from Haymarket with a breakfast consisting of a four pack of Strongbow to the game. Think I had a couple with @Howmanheyman postgame in the Percy, a fuckin brilliant day.... 10 years on, not allowed into the City of Edinburgh to celebrate my brothers 50th & the mackems are in divi 3 without a pot to piss in, so not all bad Went out with Tooj and Chez Given the night before and woke up on the settee and found a full miniature of Black Bottle in my pocket. Which I necked. Nee idea how it got there. Or how I got there tbf. Funny the things you remember 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PaddockLad 2,363 Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 5 minutes ago, Alex said: Went out with Tooj and Chez Given the night before and woke up on the settee and found a full miniature of Black Bottle in my pocket. Which I necked. Nee idea how it got there. Or how I got there tbf. Funny the things you remember Sounds like a good night did you winess any champagne enemas?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ewerk 5,722 Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 I celebrated the win with explosive diarrhoea in a small downstairs toilet in an Indian restaurant on the Quayside. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Meenzer 3,495 Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 I watched it with 30 Eurovision fans in an Irish pub in Utrecht before getting stuck into a pile of bitterballen. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Alex 5,117 Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 4 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Sounds like a good night did you winess any champagne enemas?? I don’t remember any but that doesn’t mean they didn’t happen Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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