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RIP Jimmy Hill.

19th May 1997

The final day of the season.

Jimmy Hill’s Coventry kicked off 15 mins late against Bristol City.Either team could have been relegated that day.

Everton were playing the SMB.Everton won 2-0. The Sad Makem Bastards would be relegated if Jimmy Hill’s Coventry drew with Bristol City.Jimmy Hill’s Coventry announced the Everton v Sad Makem Bastards final score over the tannoy ,2 v 0 ,so both Jimmy Hill’s Coventry and Bristol City pissed about with no intention of scoring for the final 15 mins resulting in both teams avoiding relegation so the Sad Makem Bastards were relegated.Hence the spitting at Jimmy Hill’s statue when the makems last played at Coventry. 
Jimmy Hill RIP.

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I will never understand why people choose to humiliate themselves with stuff like this :lol:  Is it a complete lack of self awareness? Is he in on the joke?

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1 hour ago, Rayvin said:

I will never understand why people choose to humiliate with stuff like this :lol:  Is it a complete lack of self awareness? Is he in on the joke?

:lol: Aye, like he recorded that and then watched it back and though yup I want to put that onto Twitter for everyone to see. What a nobber, “fight for the future of the mackems” they are utterly tragic. 

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4 hours ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

RIP Jimmy Hill.

19th May 1997

The final day of the season.

Jimmy Hill’s Coventry kicked off 15 mins late against Bristol City.Either team could have been relegated that day.

Everton were playing the SMB.Everton won 2-0. The Sad Makem Bastards would be relegated if Jimmy Hill’s Coventry drew with Bristol City.Jimmy Hill’s Coventry announced the Everton v Sad Makem Bastards final score over the tannoy ,2 v 0 ,so both Jimmy Hill’s Coventry and Bristol City pissed about with no intention of scoring for the final 15 mins resulting in both teams avoiding relegation so the Sad Makem Bastards were relegated.Hence the spitting at Jimmy Hill’s statue when the makems last played at Coventry. 
Jimmy Hill RIP.

Wasn't it 1977?

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:lol: It would be bad enough if it was just shite off the top of his head, but the saddest part is he’s clearly wrote down this shambolic little ode to Wyke and even had a long think about the instrumental that it will (dubiously) go with. Of course being a mackem he’s elected to go with what sounds like New Monkey, which as we all know is the music to all major mackem social events. 

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1 hour ago, beejay493 said:

Wasn't it 1977?

In 97 they were fucked by Coventry again but it was at Spurs where the match kicked off late so not sure if it was divine JH intervention on that occasion. 

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56 minutes ago, Howay said:

:lol: It would be bad enough if it was just shite off the top of his head, but the saddest part is he’s clearly wrote down this shambolic little ode to Wyke and even had a long think about the instrumental that it will (dubiously) go with. Of course being a mackem he’s elected to go with what sounds like New Monkey, which as we all know is the music to all major mackem social events. 

Do Sunderland brides go down the aisle to Scooter?

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3 hours ago, Rayvin said:

I will never understand why people choose to humiliate themselves with stuff like this :lol:  Is it a complete lack of self awareness? Is he in on the joke?

Yes. And no

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5 minutes ago, NJS said:

In 97 they were fucked by Coventry again but it was at Spurs where the match kicked off late so not sure if it was divine JH intervention on that occasion. 

OK,I'd forgotten that one but I remember the '77 episode well.

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Just now, beejay493 said:

OK,I'd forgotten that one but I remember the '77 episode well.

I certainly remember listening to the 77 one on Metro radio - the outrage was fucking hilarious. 

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:lol:

 

Lincoln looked more than handy in their cup run a year of two ago, obviously the team will have changed a bit but if they've kept a bit of that spirit surely that'll be enough against those limp dicks? 

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