Dougle 2832 Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 Could mebbee chip in for one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17537 Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 2 minutes ago, Rayvin said: What impresses me about that post is the calculation and strategy that went into it. He specifically needs to be in a group of 20 people to have any chance of successfully beating up a single individual. I mean the lad clearly knows his limitations and is prepared to own them. He's a soft shite but if you team him up with 19 other soft bellends, he might just have a chance at it. Got to respect the self awareness. Bit random, but that reminds me of that classic thread once about how many toddlers a fully grown man could "take". Once you get above 10 it becomes a bit dicey. I mean you can try strategies like picking one up and swinging him/her around your head as a weapon, but eventually you'll succumb to the shear force of numbers. Horrible death. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4948 Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 1 minute ago, Renton said: Bit random, but that reminds me of that classic thread once about how many toddlers a fully grown man could "take". Once you get above 10 it becomes a bit dicey. I mean you can try strategies like picking one up and swinging him/her around your head as a weapon, but eventually you'll succumb to the shear force of numbers. Horrible death. It has to be more than 10 ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34151 Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 It's five year olds. And I would fucking lace 10 five year olds. Five year olds don't even have good balance, it would be like domino rally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38517 Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 I mean, just keep them at bay until nap-time, then massacre the little shits 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3566 Posted June 24, 2022 Share Posted June 24, 2022 32 minutes ago, Renton said: Bit random, but that reminds me of that classic thread once about how many toddlers a fully grown man could "take https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/34/other-other-topics/how-many-5-year-olds-10/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9147 Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 6 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: I mean, just keep them at bay until nap-time, then massacre the little shits Way too much thought into that! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12733 Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 They could send 100 after me and I would obliterate them all with my finely honed capoeira skills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9147 Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 21 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: They could send 100 after me and I would obliterate them all with my finely honed capoeira skills 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19717 Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 9 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: I mean, just keep them at bay until nap-time, then massacre the little shits 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30216 Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 10 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: I mean, just keep them at bay until nap-time, then massacre the little shits Stick YouTube on 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30216 Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 (edited) I imagine this has gone down well in Wearside Edited June 25, 2022 by Alex 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco 727 Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 Oh dear......meltdown on RTG over nufc flags & brown ale appearance at Glastonbury 🤣 so I don't think Sam will be performing at SOL anytime soon 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 7080 Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 13 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: As if 20 mackems could afford a ticket to Glastonbury or even find the car park. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12447 Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 How much is it going to ruin them if we start winning trophies. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26588 Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 19 minutes ago, Howay said: How much is it going to ruin them if we start winning trophies. Too late for that question, they're already ruined, Howay. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3176 Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 5 hours ago, Alex said: I imagine this has gone down well in Wearside I don’t want to be picky but isn’t that flag in front of him? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3954 Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 That swastika /abortion post is peak broken Mackem. Also the team that brought the world "NE top dogs" now use the "Glastonbury Cup" as a thing. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 7080 Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 8 minutes ago, NJS said: That swastika /abortion post is peak broken Mackem. Also the team that brought the world "NE top dogs" now use the "Glastonbury Cup" as a thing. the glastonbury cup is quite cool I reckon, or at very least infinitely superior to the elton john trophy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30216 Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 I like that Roker Mackem poster. When they had a thread about favourite memory from Roker Park he said he’d only gone there for one season and couldn’t think of any. Giving yourself that username is trying a bit too hard then, isn’t it? I would also say you’d expect him to have at least some decent memories, even from just one season going there, albeit one that saw them getting relegated from the top flight. So it seems a bit unlikely that he ever went. Although, given the way he goes on, it’s not inconceivable that he sat through every match thinking about NUFC 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5877 Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 I suspect he's from Roker tbf Ala "Manc Mag" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30216 Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 I hope you’re not insinuating he’s exhibiting Mag-like behaviour 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38517 Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 2 hours ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: I don’t want to be picky but isn’t that flag in front of him? Obviously- it’s Glastonbury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38517 Posted June 25, 2022 Share Posted June 25, 2022 2 hours ago, thebrokendoll said: the glastonbury cup is quite cool I reckon, or at very least infinitely superior to the papa john trophy. FTMd YP 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6286 Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 On 24/06/2022 at 22:44, Monkeys Fist said: As if 20 mackems could afford a ticket to Glastonbury They're probably going down early for the Bristol City game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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