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12 minutes ago, Alex said:

The reaction to the Everton v Spurs result is them now telling themselves it’ll be great seeing us get hammered in the CL. Just when you think they’ve peaked with the mental gymnastics they take it to a different level 

 

I am looking forward to getting hammered in the CL, perhaps in a Bilbao bodega where we can discuss their longstanding ties with Sunderland.  

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We're third on merit. 

Comfortably the best defence in the league. No team has lost fewer games. Only 4 teams create more chances. Only one team concedes fewer chances. 13 clean sheets from 27 games, no team has more. Final of the League Cup as well.

 

If there are people out there suggesting we're not a good side, or don't deserve to be 3rd, they either haven't watched enough of the PL this season, or are being cunts.

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1 hour ago, Alex said:

The reaction to the Everton v Spurs result is them now telling themselves it’ll be great seeing us get hammered in the CL. Just when you think they’ve peaked with the mental gymnastics they take it to a different level 

 

Yep, and there's that word again!

 

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1 hour ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

If La Liga winning full-back, Kieran Trippier has had an unremarkable career, what does that mean for literally their entire squad? :lol: 

And any player vaguely associated with them over the last 50 years apart from maybe Henderson.

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1 minute ago, NJS said:

And any player vaguely associated with them over the last 50 years apart from maybe Henderson.

 

The fucks Catts, done, marra? FTM.

 

(This reply was brought to you in the style of the fish if he was a mackem).

 

(And in a feeling concise mood).

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5 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

Do they think we are not signing any other players this year


Imagine all the signings, cheesy chips for tea. 

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1 hour ago, The Fish said:

We're third on merit. 

Comfortably the best defence in the league. No team has lost fewer games. Only 4 teams create more chances. Only one team concedes fewer chances. 13 clean sheets from 27 games, no team has more. Final of the League Cup as well.

 

If there are people out there suggesting we're not a good side, or don't deserve to be 3rd, they either haven't watched enough of the PL this season, or are being cunts.

 

so basically the entire sunderland fan base then?

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35 minutes ago, Renton said:

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Season 3 Whatever GIF by The Office

 

Has this ever happened? 

 

It happens all the time......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Mind it would be fucking hilarious if true. 
 

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17 minutes ago, Tom said:

What are they talking about? :lol: 

 

I doubt Bruno has heard of Sunderland 

 

So it is still possible he could play for them after us? They'll be dancing on the streets of Wearside tonight.

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Aye, that’s odd behaviour. Making up scenarios, convincing yourself they’ve really happened then getting annoyed about it however…..

:lol: 

 

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15 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Why would they want our cast-offs though? 
 

I thought they only rated 2-3 of them? 

That depends if they went there with the right attitude. That attitude obviously being blissful ignorance of the reality of plying their trade in the second tier, in a shithole town, in front of a scatological society

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What a plum The Hunter is. He thinks the club wheels out new signings to slag off SAFC, so that they can’t sign for them, ever. Why would the club or player give a toss about them, or even be thinking about them? 
 

How weirdly delusional. They’re so desperate to be relevant to us, it’s pathetic

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Lets face it if we finish 3rd it wil  mean 17 piss shite teams below us that even they could beat with their Barca style of play........they also dont realise that players like Burn/Longstaff/Murphy (no offence to them) but they wont be first choice next season in the CL as we will have had a massive upgrade by then IF we qualify

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7 hours ago, Rosco said:

Lets face it if we finish 3rd it wil  mean 17 piss shite teams below us that even they could beat with their Barca style of play........they also dont realise that players like Burn/Longstaff/Murphy (no offence to them) but they wont be first choice next season in the CL as we will have had a massive upgrade by then IF we qualify

Emil Krafth would be their first choice right back, Matt Ritchie would likely be a first team regular. 

 

Hell, the worst player in Southampton's team would probably walk into their first team.

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Jack Clarke looks a canny player with good technical ability but I doubt he’s worth half what you could get for Murphy. I also doubt he’d cut it in the Premier League. They’d  no doubt scoff at that but they seem completely oblivious to the fact that players are only worth what other clubs are willing to pay. And that it’s a results-based business which doesn’t take into account supporters’ claims of fantastic performances 

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They’re a bang average championship team, that’s the reality & not too big a shout to say Mowbray has them playing above there level. 
 

Also typical of a championship club, their best players are on loan. 
 

I’m not sure how they can’t process this.

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