Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 She took me up to her room whereupon I disrobed immediately, only to hear cries of, "EEWWWWW OH MY GAWWDDD WHAT IS THAT? YOU MUST BE LIKE, TOTALLY WAY OVER 10% BODYFAT, HOW DISGUSTTINGGGG!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Upon taking off your trousers she murmured : "it looks like a penis, only smaller" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 (edited) The thing is, when you're with an american you can fool them into doing stuff: "EWWWW, LIKE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT?" "this? Oh, this is a completely normal practice in Europe, just relax for a minute until I get that... ahhh there we go" Edited April 30, 2012 by Kevin S. Assilleekunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Cabs are quite cheap PL, about €45 from the airport for a 45 minute journey. Around Paris, very reasonable, much much cheaper than a black cab in London but hard to find late on a weekend. Metro is ridiculously cheap, if you are there just for a couple of days get a carnet of tickets.  I would go to Entrecôte anyway, force her to watch you eat there as recompense for her organising the holiday at such a crucial time in the season.  I don't often drink round Republique (in fact I'm the proverbial pilot light - I never gan oot) but I think The Rush Bar is near there and will have the football on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 (edited) It was cheaper for me to buy single tickets for the met than get a week pass or any of the deals; if you're visiting any of the big landmarks they're all within walking distance of each other, unless you really don't like walking. Edited April 30, 2012 by Kevin S. Assilleekunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13991 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Cracking thread lads. Haven't got enough time off for a "proper" holiday later in the year so I reckon we'll hop on the Eurostar and finally pop our Paris cerise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Round my gaff is quite nice. There is a reasonably priced hotel near by called the Jardin de Villiers which was recommended by the Sunday Times in their review of my area. Villiers is the metro station, go west towards the arc de triomphe and you have Parc Monceau which is small but nice for walking around, there is a Roman colonnade with a lake, some bizarre small pyramids, statues of composers and in the summer its full of fanny. Go east and north from Villiers, you have the market which is great on a Sunday (Marche de Levis) and marks the border of the area called Batignolles. Rue des Dames runs though it which the old road the nuns used to take walking up to sacre coeur. Start at the west end of rue des dames and bar hop up to Place de Clichy. Start at Scoop bar (owned by an ex London correspondent for Le Monde), announce yourself as a Geordie and the manager will probably call me. Next up 3 Pieces, bar food and art in there are good, cheap pints, then have some cheap and decent plonk in Caves Populaires, then Guiness and more anglophone welcomes in the Lush Bar. Or spend all night in Le Bloc bar which is at the north end of the area. Eat at Comme Chez Maman, have the cote de boeuf for 2. Or Les Grandes Bouches, or Le P'tit Canon on rue Legendre. Or just about anywhere, loads of great eats and bars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 By the way, don't believe anything Chez says, he's full of shit. He said he hung around with drug gangsters in London, people who will have routinely raped and murdered civilians in cold blood--he enjoyed their patter, but apparently if you photoshop his head onto Himmler's body, you've gone too far. Well I have to call bullshit on that one I'm afraid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 No, I said I hung around with some dodgy kids who knew some horrible cunts. I was reflecting on their mixed attitudes to race, some proper nasty and some very liberal. Â The biggest revellation of this thread is that you actually have been stalking me, you wrong un. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 No, I said I hung around with some dodgy kids who knew some horrible cunts. I was reflecting on their mixed attitudes to race, some proper nasty and some very liberal. Â The biggest revellation of this thread is that you actually have been stalking me, you wrong un. Â I went through your underpants drawer when I was in Paris and you were at the large halldron collidor. Minty fresh, with a hint of almonds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4821 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Thinking we wouldnt have anything to play for when we booked, im travelling back from Estonia on the Sunday and wont know any score until I land. Â Oh well, at least i'll get to shoot an AK47. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Paris is my fav city by a country mile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 I really ought to go to Paris. I think I'd like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Stalk Rachel Khoo would be my first mission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Paris is my fav city by a country mile. Â Bit obvious for you. Thought you'd go for Bujumbara. Zanyyy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 I really ought to go to Paris. I think I'd like it. Â Bring your kid. Rent a motorcycle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Bring your kid. Rent a motorcycle. Â ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 (edited) Â If you like somewhere a bit more chilled out, Krakow is nice. Edited April 30, 2012 by Kevin S. Assilleekunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 (edited) Cheap beer too. And women. Went to Tallinn a few years ago with a few meights, thought if we went home alone there we should consider ourselves lucky - eastern european birds must surely appreciate some scandinavians right? Â Well we all ended up clawing on the door of a strip club at 4 AM, when they finally let us in they opened like 5 champagne bottles simultaneously and charged us for it immediately. I guess it was nice. One of the strippers sat on my face without a thong. must admit I stuck my tongue out. Proceeded to get taken the piss out of for going down on a prostitute. Deservedly so, I guess. Edited April 30, 2012 by Lake Bells tits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 I met two Norwegian women when I was in Edinburgh this year. They were very nice people. Just to reiterate, LBT and Aeris do not represent the majority of Norwegian people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 The same way J20 does not represent the average nurse. We are all vewwy speffial people on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19750 Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 The big problem with Paris is its full of Parisians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Thats true, very much like London in that respect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 The big problem with Paris is its full of Parisians  Who pretent they can't speak a word of English the cernts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Who pretent they can't speak a word of English the cernts. Better english spoken in Paris by Frenchmen than french spoken in London by Englishmen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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