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I've had bovril on toast, it's canny. Probably wouldn't have it in Norway though.

 

:lol:

 

My pals all reckon bovril on toast is weird like. "Urrrghh isn't it supposed to be a hot drink" is what I usually get. Even after my strong recommendation none of them have actually tried it.

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Bovril on toast is a recognised thing isn't it?

 

Thought it was marmite. Mrs P still doesn't understand the marmite thing..................... ........................ .........................

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Where did this fascination with shitting on food come from?! Even when you're having a laugh with a group of mates, who says out loud "I know! Let's shit in that butter!" :lol:

 

It sounds significantly more sensible when you are either drunk or hung-over - no excuse for that baguette in the parking lot though.

 

I only think its been on 3 occations though, the last one occuring in Sunny beach Bulgaria 3-4 years ago. " a mate" reversed out a floater in the water on the public beach, quite disgusting for everyone else in the vincinity - but everyone still laughed (nervously, its not excactly a bird puller is it) until he picked it up with his hand and smashed it in the nearest mates face. he got his face smashed in by said mate quite promptly.

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It sounds significantly more sensible when you are either drunk or hung-over - no excuse for that baguette in the parking lot though.

 

I only think its been on 3 occations though, the last one occuring in Sunny beach Bulgaria 3-4 years ago. " a mate" reversed out a floater in the water on the public beach, quite disgusting for everyone else in the vincinity - but everyone still laughed (nervously, its not excactly a bird puller is it) until he picked it up with his hand and smashed it in the nearest mates face. he got his face smashed in by said mate quite promptly.

Sniffing poppers and having anal sex will do that to your sphincter control.
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It sounds significantly more sensible when you are either drunk or hung-over - no excuse for that baguette in the parking lot though.

 

I only think its been on 3 occations though, the last one occuring in Sunny beach Bulgaria 3-4 years ago. " a mate" reversed out a floater in the water on the public beach, quite disgusting for everyone else in the vincinity - but everyone still laughed (nervously, its not excactly a bird puller is it) until he picked it up with his hand and smashed it in the nearest mates face. he got his face smashed in by said mate quite promptly.

I think we have all come to the conclusion that you're a reet grotty fucker like pal. Remind me never to dine or go on any excursions with you or your 'mates'.

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I think we have all come to the conclusion that you're a reet grotty fucker like pal. Remind me never to dine or go on any excursions with you or your 'mates'.

 

Yeah I wasnt gonna invite you for any shit baguettes anyway meight. Your loss tbh.

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I think we have all come to the conclusion that you're a reet grotty fucker like pal. Remind me never to dine or go on any excursions with you or your 'mates'.

 

Harsh words on someones birthday!

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