Brock Manson 0 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 I hope someone shits on your birthday cake. Happy birthday btw. I'd imagine its been made with butter, so that'd just be adding insult to injury. Happy Birthday you vulgar viking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Its a chocolate buttercake - thank you boys! I will be bringing some local norwegian beer to you two next time Im the tyne since you were the first ones out the floodgates ( Im sure catmag and Aeris are trailing behind any minute now)! It tastes like pisswater but at least its "exotic" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 I'm not touching anything you describe as 'pisswater'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Brock, I come bearing gifts.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 "I can't belive it's butter!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angrysteve 0 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Happy birthday poo merchant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Unbelievable the shit ( pun intended) I get on here for having MATES who do this. I just sit there pissing myself! Thanks angrysteve! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Unbelievable the shit ( pun intended) I get on here for having MATES who do this. I just sit there pissing myself! Thanks angrysteve! They shit in the butter whilst you piss all over their lutefisk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Lutefisk tastes shit like, I dont like it at all. U tried it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 It'll probably never be introduced over here given how it's made! Incidentally, would you eat lutefisk that's a couple of days past it's sell by date? Must say I'm not surprised it tastes like shite, surprised you're still able to tell the tale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Sure, I`d eat it. But the texture is like jellyfish, the only good thing about that dish is the extras, bacon butter and potatoes and pea stew.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 This thread is a great cure for hunger... Happy Birthday btw LBT (long boiled turd? ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38743 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Some strap lines for Norwegian butter. "I can believe its not butter" "utterly shittery" "Country shite" Lurpap Stalk Smellygold The anal dexterity to be able to shite precisely enough to fill a baguette or butter dish without following thru with the rest suggests what we all suspect about Wor Salty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 LBT is maybe a Norwegian variation on a BLT. Lurpap Baguette Turd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34425 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 I think of him as BTK after some of his latest posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 The happiest of birthdays to you, you strange and twisted lunatic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 'Anal dexterity' is perhaps the best phrase I've ever read on this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Happy Birthday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 all food has expired once it's within gobbling range of CT ASTA LAVISTA BABY *chomp* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 all food has expired once it's within gobbling range of CT ASTA LAVISTA BABY *chomp* Don't you mean Pasta Lavista? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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