Happy Face 29 Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 We all know new year resolutions are shite, there's no reason to stop in January what you were doing in December. The end of the season is altogether different, we all live August to May, so its the perfect time to stop smoking, stop drinking, or stop calling Ashley a cunt. So what's your end of season resolution? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 I will have to go back to full weekend working. No going to the match, no going to the pub, Im fucked. So I guess my resolution is to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 4, 2012 Author Share Posted May 4, 2012 I hope you'll still keep us informed of what's for breakfast and in your thermos flask of a Saturday morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38744 Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 Bet your taxi reeks of chips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 I hope you'll still keep us informed of what's for breakfast and in your thermos flask of a Saturday morning. Im afraid it will be extremely healthy and dull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 Bet your taxi reeks of chips Not this year lard arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38744 Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 So it did last year? Knew it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 Not this year lard arse You should set up a Greggs franchise in the car. I've often thought there should be a minibar in cabs. Get a hot pie stand for punters. You'll be on Look North in no time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 You should set up a Greggs franchise in the car. I've often thought there should be a minibar in cabs. Get a hot pie stand for punters. You'll be on Look North in no time. Cos that would really help with my diet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 (edited) Cos that would really help with my diet Of course it would, you'd be like Odysseus resisting the Sirens every day. You'd become a god of will power. Edited May 4, 2012 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38744 Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 I see CT more as a crap Dionysus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 If I own up to keep pinching the babies chocolate I think we have established a level of will power Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 Okay okay. How about a sideline in poppers then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38744 Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 Like taking sweeties from a baby eh? That's terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonpneumonic 0 Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 First rule of pasty dealing ct. Never get pie off your own supply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38744 Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 Okay okay. How about a sideline in poppers then? CT with a slack hoop- Fartacus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 First rule of pasty dealing ct. Never get pie off your own supply. Exactly. Concentrate on earning a crust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 I see CT more as a crap Dionysus. "Does erm, anyone know how to make these grapes into karaoke juice?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 First rule of pasty dealing ct. Never get pie off your own supply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38744 Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 "Does erm, anyone know how to make these grapes into karaoke juice?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 Ahem ahem! Thread derailment ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38744 Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 Well said CT. YOU'RE BANNED!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 The wife will be pleased Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 No, she wont. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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