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“And it’s Shearer on the ball, I must say Clive his rocket powered flying sports car has certainly given him the advantage” 

It was a proud day when I chinned that pig. If I remember right, you've just got to run around like a tit while you kill its little pals and get through its health bar as quick as you can. There's no

Yeh AC games are rock hard at the start. It gets funny towards the end when you get hard enough to bray an entire garrison of troops with little effort, even braying the higher ranking troops all

On 14/11/2020 at 23:44, Monkeys Fist said:

That’s the Egyptian one, isn’t it? 
 

Not as big as Odyssey, but still a huge map. 
 

Decent game, like, took me months to complete it. 

 

aye got it for a tenner, only started it really at weekend, just on the lv7 mission "get to alexandria" so still fairly early.

 

Killed a boss just before that without even realising, i was doing some shite side mission and he came outta no where and i beat him like a normal guard then wondered why 10mins of cutscenes kicked in :lol: 

 

turned it off last night when i got abused by a Hippo :lol:  i'll pick up odyessy after and leave valhalla until i buy a new xbox in the new year.

 

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Origins is absolutely class tbh.

The best thing about assassins creed games is that there’s loads of them and they’re all absolutely class. So you can pick up a cheap one rather than needing the new one. 

Unity & Syndicate were two of the best, oh and Black Flag was great.

I still need to play Odyssey.

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My laddie asked if he could play Odyssey at the weekend ( he’s under the age limit for it, but he’s seen/heard far worse language and nudity on TV). 
 

He was a Fortnite freak, so I told him that, especially early on, if he storms in to fights he’ll get pasted.
Scout, Scan, Sneak. 

Sure enough, in his first few hours, he got pasted. 
 

He’s managed to get off Kephalonia though, (laughed himself daft at the Cyclops/Goat scene) and is now getting pasted on the mainland :lol:

 

 

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Yeh AC games are rock hard at the start.

It gets funny towards the end when you get hard enough to bray an entire garrison of troops with little effort, even braying the higher ranking troops all over. 
 

It’ll be a hell of a lesson for the kid :lol: 

Welcome to big school

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54 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

My laddie asked if he could play Odyssey at the weekend ( he’s under the age limit for it, but he’s seen/heard far worse language and nudity on TV). 
 

He was a Fortnite freak, so I told him that, especially early on, if he storms in to fights he’ll get pasted.
Scout, Scan, Sneak. 

Sure enough, in his first few hours, he got pasted. 
 

He’s managed to get off Kephalonia though, (laughed himself daft at the Cyclops/Goat scene) and is now getting pasted on the mainland :lol:

 

 

 

tbh at this point anything that dilutes fortnite or his need for vbucks is fair game for me now i loathe that game and the utter shite mood it puts him into, had to restrict his time on it and force him to play other stuff pretty much.

 

He's 10 and played cod etc so anything with shooting and a bit of gore is fine really,  he can't play gta for obvious reasons  but  anything else within reason i don't mind, he's downstairs trying assassins creed atm and he's watched me playing god of war (again mindless violence for the most part), he won't go near anything scary like resi evil, which is the total opposite to me at his age, likewise with big puzzle games and rpgs, i loved them, his age group/generation don't seem to have the patience for the likes of zelda etc which is down to fortnite imo.

Minecraft was the big one before that, how that didn't bore the balls of his wee crew i have no idea, but they'd spend hours on it.

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Remarkably similar story here- Fortnite turned him in to a little twat, to be frank. 
 

Minecraft is still a big one with him and his pals, but he’s getting bored of the shite from multiplayer :yes:

 

He’s asked about Sniper Elite 4 too, which is a great game. 

edit: There’s an achievement if you shoot Hitler in his Uninad, called the Albert Hall achievement :lol:

 

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Got the PS5 coming on Thursday and yes, I'm aware I'm an idiot for buying a console on launch day but on the other hand, I can't actually go out and do anything so balls to you. Anyway, got Valhalla to tuck into and will be giving Bugsnax and Astro's Playroom a good blasting too. By Thursday, I'll probably have bought Miles Morales too so I can answer any questions you may have (if I can be arsed).

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I’m probably gonna wait until the new year. It’s a bit of a money hole because I’m going to need a 4K TV as well.

I think the PS5 has a lot of years in it mind. I’m more impressed with the pad than the graphics at the moment.

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3 minutes ago, Tom said:

I’m probably gonna wait until the new year. It’s a bit of a money hole because I’m going to need a 4K TV as well.

I think the PS5 has a lot of years in it mind. I’m more impressed with the pad than the graphics at the moment.

 

i had to return my latest tv, just died out of the blue after turning it off one night, panel went not even 6months old. more annoyingly two fcking weeks ago it got picked up as an unrepairable and still waiting to hear oft he refund, ideally it would've been before friday this week.

 

think i'm going up the size to 65" as well :lol: 

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On 16/11/2020 at 12:39, Andrew said:

I did indeed sink some time into AC Valhalla over the weekend.

 

My advice for now would be to avoid it sadly, it is buggy as shit.

Give it some time to get fixed and it'll be fantastic.

 

It wont even start without crashing my ps4 now. What a load of shit.

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1 hour ago, trophyshy said:

how old are your bairns that you have time for gaming?  

13yr old girl and 10yr old boy. 
 

Lassie currently thinks everything I, (and the rest of the family) do is embarrassing and spends her time avoiding us like the plague, Laddie and I play together and shit-talk each other when we fuck up.

Mrs. watches any owld shite on TV. 

Standard, healthy family dynamics :lol:

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