ravtash patel 0 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 (edited) seen todays sun? micheal barrymore is to enter the big brother house on thursday night.. what i find hillarious is that they have an indoor swimming pool this year, surely this is a piss take, i mean who can forget wen barrymore zebruggered* that poor lad a few years back.. i think this is a disaster waiting to happen!! *zebruggered to have your backdoors forced open and then be left helpless to fill up with water.! Edited January 3, 2006 by ravtash patel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 I was reading about this in the NOW, had the poor lads fatha in saying it's a disgrace that he's being allowed on this show as it'll no doubt open up an opportunity for him to get back on tv. Also read about the "horrific" anal injuries this lad sustained, i personally wouldn't have thought Backdoor Barrymore would have had it in him! (pardon the pun) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 seen todays sun? micheal barrymore is to enter the big brother house on thursday night.. what i find hillarious is that they have an indoor swimming pool this year, surely this is a piss take, i mean who can forget wen barrymore zebruggered* that poor lad a few years back.. i think this is a disaster waiting to happen!! *zebruggered to have your backdoors forced open and then be left helpless to fill up with water.! 73431[/snapback] You get the Profanisaurus for xmas as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 will they permit smoking in the house this year (who can spot the punchline trundling over the comedy horizon?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravtash patel 0 Posted January 3, 2006 Author Share Posted January 3, 2006 he's got some bloody neck IMO.. trying his arm (sorry) back on our screens, everybody knows he's as guilty as sin!! imagine how poor stuart lublocks parents are going to feel sitting down to enjoy a nights veiwing only to see that scrawny mincer playfully splashing around in the tub with some other has-been z-list old queen.. it wouldnt suprise me if channel 4 send in someone like andy peters to help bazza reconstruct the "zebrugge" event for the enjoyment of the nation & to help boost ratings, i dare say the show will be an hour old before bazza dons his speedo's submerges andy peters head under the water, works his fist up inside him as if he's the new rod hull then allows him up for a breath before asking if he's "awwight" i can see the "points of veiw" offices working overtime in the coming weeks!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 I've nee doubt Bazza will be trying to hand out a few poolside hot-spots like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Barrymore: 'I'm just going for a dip in the pool, anyone coming?' Rest: 'Erm.....not at the moment Michael....maybe later.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2218 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 will they permit smoking in the house this year (who can spot the punchline trundling over the comedy horizon?) 73442[/snapback] Something to do with having a fag in the pool? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 that'll be it then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 will they permit smoking in the house this year (who can spot the punchline trundling over the comedy horizon?) 73442[/snapback] Something to do with having a fag in the pool? 73486[/snapback] Something about putting fags out in the pool iirc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 I hear that Burns freak who sang 'You spin me right round, baby Right round like a record, baby Right round round round round' is going in too. He want's to watch his back.........and his arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Fucking sickening if you ask me, he's not happy unless he's getting a bit of top, middle or bottom, but we all know he prefers the latter. Someone wants to stick a chair leg up his arse imo, see how he likes it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6302 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 I've heard a rumour that a certain dreadlocked Dutch ex-footballer/manager has been considered for taking part..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 I've heard a rumour that a certain dreadlocked Dutch ex-footballer/manager has been considered for taking part..... 73625[/snapback] I would imagine there's quite a few people would pay to see him "zebruggered" on live tv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6302 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 *zebruggeredto have your backdoors forced open and then be left helpless to fill up with water.! 73431[/snapback] Only the Herald Of Free Enterprise sank cos its front doors were open * still funny as fuck mind.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BastianSchweinsteiger 0 Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 It'll be so funny watching his face when someone asks him if he wants to go in the pool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 Only the Herald Of Free Enterprise sank cos its front doors were open * still funny as fuck mind.... 73640[/snapback] Ferry uber-geek tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 well i think its disgusting he's been asked to appear on the show and an even bigger disgrace he's accepted. Does he get paid for this? How anyone can call these people 'celebs' is beyond me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 I've heard a rumour that a certain dreadlocked Dutch ex-footballer/manager has been considered for taking part..... 73625[/snapback] Can Frank Rijkaard manage Barca and do celebrity big brother ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34422 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 Only the Herald Of Free Enterprise sank cos its front doors were open * still funny as fuck mind.... 73640[/snapback] Ferry uber-geek tbh. 74284[/snapback] And he wonders why I call him a nerd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 well i think its disgusting he's been asked to appear on the show and an even bigger disgrace he's accepted. Does he get paid for this? How anyone can call these people 'celebs' is beyond me 74298[/snapback] I'm in agreement, but just to play devils advocate a minute...... Surely they're celebs because they're famous? Surely it's the people who watch this shite that turn them into celebs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 well i think its disgusting he's been asked to appear on the show and an even bigger disgrace he's accepted. Does he get paid for this? How anyone can call these people 'celebs' is beyond me 74298[/snapback] I'm in agreement, but just to play devils advocate a minute...... Surely they're celebs because they're famous? Surely it's the people who watch this shite that turn them into celebs? 74406[/snapback] I can see where your're coming from Gol. but i suppose it depends on what you think of as a 'celebrity' I suppose some of these people are recognisible to the general public! But i wouldnt say they were famous, surely a famous person is someone like George Bush or David Beckham, they are known all over the world. Alot of the 'celebs' that were on the last series of jungle, were unknown to me! Maybe im old fashoined, but to me a real celebrity was someone like Marilyn Monroe or Frank sinatra who everyone recognised....or even Madonna nowadays. Now it seems if you've flashed your arse or tits in a tabloid newspaper, slept with a well known footballer or taken drugs and generally behaved like a complete cock your're a celeb!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 well i think its disgusting he's been asked to appear on the show and an even bigger disgrace he's accepted. Does he get paid for this? How anyone can call these people 'celebs' is beyond me 74298[/snapback] I'm in agreement, but just to play devils advocate a minute...... Surely they're celebs because they're famous? Surely it's the people who watch this shite that turn them into celebs? 74406[/snapback] Anyone who watches this sort of shite is just brain dead tbh. FACT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 well i think its disgusting he's been asked to appear on the show and an even bigger disgrace he's accepted. Does he get paid for this? How anyone can call these people 'celebs' is beyond me 74298[/snapback] I'm in agreement, but just to play devils advocate a minute...... Surely they're celebs because they're famous? Surely it's the people who watch this shite that turn them into celebs? 74406[/snapback] I can see where your're coming from Gol. but i suppose it depends on what you think of as a 'celebrity' I suppose some of these people are recognisible to the general public! But i wouldnt say they were famous, surely a famous person is someone like George Bush or David Beckham, they are known all over the world. Alot of the 'celebs' that were on the last series of jungle, were unknown to me! Maybe im old fashoined, but to me a real celebrity was someone like Marilyn Monroe or Frank sinatra who everyone recognised....or even Madonna nowadays. Now it seems if you've flashed your arse or tits in a tabloid newspaper, slept with a well known footballer or taken drugs and generally behaved like a complete cock your're a celeb!!! 74433[/snapback] Which of the celebs in the jungle hadn't you heard of then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted January 5, 2006 Share Posted January 5, 2006 to be fair Gol, I didn't know the majority of them and had to guess as to why they were in there at all. I certainly wouldn't recognise the majority if they weren't wearing a name tag. This whole sleb culture sickens me, it seems you can become famous without having any discernibl talent. Big Brother started it all and now it's a monster swallowing us all. They are Z-list celebrities for a reason, they've had their fifteen minutes and should all fuck off and retire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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