Ruler of Planet Houston 1 Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 (edited) We all know they are a bunch of bell ends and most of them aren't even from Newcastle, but where the fuck do they get these shitty phrases from? Why do they say them as if everyone from the North East does the same? "Tashing on" "In there like swimwear" "Worldies" "On it like a car bonnet" "pie off" Sticking their fucking queer thumbs on their noses and sticking their little fingers out?!? Does the production team tell them to make up shitty things to try and start a new craze for publicity? Or is it just to make geordies look like cunts?!? Edited July 19, 2012 by Ruler of Planet Houston Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34435 Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Aye I must admit, i'm off this like a sarcophagus. (I don't watch it.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30393 Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 I'm off this like a sit-down wiper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26804 Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 These knobs are just the tip of the iceberg. I can't believe the fucking clip of some of the young'uns who are a disgrace to Tyneside with the gear they wear and the state of their hair. Fucking man up you little justin Beibers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34435 Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 The jeans with the elasticated ankles are still my favourite. And lads in skinny jeans - was walking towards this kid yesterday and I was convinced he had leggings on until he got closer and I realised they were skinny black jeans. An entire generation preening like women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26804 Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Was out getting my eldest her birthday present today, I'm staggered how they can walk about looking like some kind of half man/half woman freak without feeling a bit silly doing it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Lollygaging hippies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYD 0 Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 "Wet as an otters pocket" is how one lass called another after she was attracted to another bloke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38749 Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 "Wet as an otters pocket" is how one lass called another after she was attracted to another bloke. I've posted this before but seems right to add it here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CabayeAye Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 It's not just Tyneside, it's everywhere. The media seems to have created a generation of utter faggots. If WW3 kicks off, we're fucked. Young uns today couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag, let alone fend off the Russians and Chinese! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5905 Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 I'm not sure it the media's fault like but it is an utter embarrassment. I know a bunch of lads who are into the whole gym/tight vest/nee body hair thing and they sign off their tweets with #teamripped My 'normal' mate reckons we should sign ours #teamgiveafuck due to our slight looser physiques! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30393 Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 The jeans with the elasticated ankles are still my favourite. And lads in skinny jeans - was walking towards this kid yesterday and I was convinced he had leggings on until he got closer and I realised they were skinny black jeans. An entire generation preening like women. Elasticated jeans with espadrilles (sp?). I honestly find it hard not to laugh out loud when I see someone dressed like that on the Metro or whatever. I actually saw someone going to work like that the winter before last in about 6 inches of snow. Not just cool, sub-zero. I've never seen the programme like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34435 Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 I'm not sure it the media's fault like but it is an utter embarrassment. I know a bunch of lads who are into the whole gym/tight vest/nee body hair thing and they sign off their tweets with #teamripped My 'normal' mate reckons we should sign ours #teamgiveafuck due to our slight looser physiques! How can you be mates with these people? Fucking team ripped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34435 Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 Elasticated jeans with espadrilles (sp?). I honestly find it hard not to laugh out loud when I see someone dressed like that on the Metro or whatever. I actually saw someone going to work like that the winter before last in about 6 inches of snow. Not just cool, sub-zero. I've never seen the programme like. Aye it's crazy man. What did they call those little shoes they wear? Tims or something. I think that's probably wrong, but it would be the perfect name for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26804 Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 Lush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30393 Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 Aye it's crazy man. What did they call those little shoes they wear? Tims or something. I think that's probably wrong, but it would be the perfect name for them. That's what I meant by espadrilles but it's Toms isn't it? I think that's the brand name. Even the charvs I pass going to Gateshead College wear them. I know I'm getting on a bit like but fuck me. They're ridiculous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34435 Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 I'm sticking with Tims. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14040 Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 COME ON TIMS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19819 Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 i'm going to own up. geordie shore is a guilty pleasure. car crash tv at it's best. it's hideous, yet i'm compelled to watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19819 Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 (edited) i do find myself wondring if people like this really exist in newcastle these days though or if they've just picked some random freaks; guys with orange skin is one thing. but waxed eyebrows? not in my day. Edited July 20, 2012 by Dr Gloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5905 Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 Do they exist? That's the standard garb for teenagers these days. Tup tup, purdu, floritas is full of em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 The whole "diamond strip" is a haven for helmets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 don't watch it like hot Shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26804 Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 Throw up like men wearing make-up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26316 Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 Avoid it like a shit covered toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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