Christmas Tree 3997 Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 A Wise Man can see more from the bottom of a well than a Fool can see from the top of a mountain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 Has the fool got cataracts like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 If he's so wise wtf is he doing down the well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34151 Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 Tell us where the well is and I'll order a crane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 You made this one up didn't you? Should have put some margarine in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26588 Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26588 Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 "Man who go to bed with Itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38517 Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 When was the last time you were on top of a ( non food) mountain like CT? Even a boiled egg can look at a beech tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 "Why does CT randomly capitalise words?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted July 25, 2012 Author Share Posted July 25, 2012 It does not matter if the cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38517 Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 An egg is round, but pointed. Deep shit right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 It does not matter if the cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. This has quite literally changed my life. Thank you, CT - clearly not only do you brew the finest ribena prison wine, but you also brew the malty, hoppy nectar of wisdom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13924 Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 Some men can only dream of being able to fit down a well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 When you've been content playing in the lower leagues for years, then Newcastle beg you to sign for a long term contract, then you realise you've been a mug. That's not a reference to Steve Guppy neither. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 This has quite literally changed my life. Thank you, CT - clearly not only do you brew the finest ribena prison wine, but you also brew the malty, hoppy nectar of wisdom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted July 25, 2012 Share Posted July 25, 2012 It does not matter if the cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. MJ came on in the taxi this morning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted July 26, 2012 Author Share Posted July 26, 2012 Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38517 Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it. Aye, like blind people and that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34151 Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it. Are we talking bean and marge mash here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38517 Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Are we talking being and marge mash here? Fyp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34151 Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14486 Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Sammy A frankly blows CT out of the water on this issue with daily bible referenced shizzle: Sammy_Ameobi If you are kind only to your friends, how are you different from anyone else?-Matthew 5:47...love your enemy, do good to those who hate you! That kid will go far....probably semonary college Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 I resemble this ugly fucker. Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it. It's always the ones with issues that drop these pearls of wisdom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38517 Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 I've always thought our tubby philosopher resembles this bloke. * cue retort of Dominic Whassname pic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted July 27, 2012 Author Share Posted July 27, 2012 Experience is something you acquire just after you needed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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