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The deadline day 'fake' bid sweepstake


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Why would we need ANOTHER fox in the box. Both Ba and Cisse are good at it.

Chicarito is the ultimate tap-in striker who offers fuck all else. Poor mans Higuain.

 

What we need is a pacey wing forward.

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Why would we need ANOTHER fox in the box. Both Ba and Cisse are good at it.

Chicarito is the ultimate tap-in striker who offers fuck all else. Poor mans Higuain.

 

What we need is a pacey wing forward.

 

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What the fuck is a wing forward in Association Football you ludicrous fucking viking twat???!!

 

Sort it out. A striker is a striker, a forward is a forward and a winger is a winger. Thats the way it is. Stop trying to fuckin confuse things/me ;)

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Oh and we'll sign nobody, thats how Mike rolls ;)

 

We may let one or two go.....got to be for big money mind, think of Andy Carroll a couple of years ago and you'll get the gist of this deadline day, complete with the club chopper sat on the tarmac at Woolsington..."too late to bring a replacement in" etc etc :glare:

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I cant wait for hourly updates from David Craig outside the training ground going on about how were trying to force through a deal for Carroll, only for it to get to midnight and him to break the news we couldnt push it through, as per usual.

David Craig has the look of a man trying to force a particularly solid and sturdy stool past his throbbing Johnny Giles.

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Can't stand the goofy bastard .

 

He's a keen amateur jockey and rode in some charity race a while ago. Caught it by chance on Sky Sports News .

 

He was down to about 8 clem and seeing him in his silks with his frail little frame carrying his ivories and baldy bulby head about wasn't something that should be broadcast too often .

 

Jim White can get to fuck too . Utterly unwatchable - shouting and getting his lips caught on his placca fuckin teeth .

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