Smooth Operator 10 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 http://www.deathclock.com/ Calculate your day of death! I'm going to last til i'm 89 apparently, and I'll live on 16 years after wor lasses decline which gives me time to find a nice young little sex pot to spend my final years with! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Being optimistic will give you an extra 23 years. Hmm, ok. I think we'll do well under Souness this season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Being optimistic will give you an extra 23 years. Hmm, ok. I think we'll do well under Souness this season 75276[/snapback] your only as old as the woman you feel your alright then mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Being optimistic will give you an extra 23 years. Hmm, ok. I think we'll do well under Souness this season 75276[/snapback] your only as old as the woman you feel your alright then mate 75285[/snapback] Too true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8947 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Friday June 30th 2073.... but if I lose a stone I am to die on Friday May 8th 2071 or grow and inch Sunday May 10th 2065 ... yet my mam, will live to 102 yrs old according to this thing.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2182 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Great, I'm only going to live until I'm 53! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4802 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Great, I'm only going to live until I'm 53! 75452[/snapback] 56 for me.... right im off doon the pub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Forty one more years for me- year of death 2047. . Only the good die young. TRUTH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 oh shit! Friday June 1st, 2018 thats me dead in 12 and a half years. 48 its no age is it? Laydees!!!!!!!! get me while you can! come on roll up, roll up while its still breathing... EDIT: oops shit emmmmm shes here! I mean TL hun, Ive not got long left in this world, make the most of it hun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 oh shit! Friday June 1st, 2018 thats me dead in 12 and a half years. 48 its no age is it? Laydees!!!!!!!! get me while you can! come on roll up, roll up while its still breathing... EDIT: oops shit emmmmm shes here! I mean TL hun, Ive not got long left in this world, make the most of it hun 75637[/snapback] CPR isn't hard to learn. And as long as you keep getting regular workouts you and your lass just may add a few years to your life. IF she's so inclined mind. She might wish you dead on occasion....what was in those temp internet files again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Well I don't know how many lbs I weigh so I guessed and it says I'll die in 2026 Maybe I'll shoot myself after being banned for performance-enhancing drugs when I'm an NHLer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 oh shit! Friday June 1st, 2018 thats me dead in 12 and a half years. 48 its no age is it? Laydees!!!!!!!! get me while you can! come on roll up, roll up while its still breathing... EDIT: oops shit emmmmm shes here! I mean TL hun, Ive not got long left in this world, make the most of it hun 75637[/snapback] hmmmm, I better make sure you get lots more early nights, as it looks like your late nights are gona take their tole on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 oh shit! Friday June 1st, 2018 thats me dead in 12 and a half years. 48 its no age is it? Laydees!!!!!!!! get me while you can! come on roll up, roll up while its still breathing... EDIT: oops shit emmmmm shes here! I mean TL hun, Ive not got long left in this world, make the most of it hun 75637[/snapback] hmmmm, I better make sure you get lots more early nights, as it looks like your late nights are gona take their tole on you. 75652[/snapback] Oi I'll be dead at 36 screw him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 oh shit! Friday June 1st, 2018 thats me dead in 12 and a half years. 48 its no age is it? Laydees!!!!!!!! get me while you can! come on roll up, roll up while its still breathing... EDIT: oops shit emmmmm shes here! I mean TL hun, Ive not got long left in this world, make the most of it hun 75637[/snapback] hmmmm, I better make sure you get lots more early nights, as it looks like your late nights are gona take their tole on you. 75652[/snapback] Oi I'll be dead at 36 screw him! 75655[/snapback] Poor, poor choice of words there sonna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 oh shit! Friday June 1st, 2018 thats me dead in 12 and a half years. 48 its no age is it? Laydees!!!!!!!! get me while you can! come on roll up, roll up while its still breathing... EDIT: oops shit emmmmm shes here! I mean TL hun, Ive not got long left in this world, make the most of it hun 75637[/snapback] hmmmm, I better make sure you get lots more early nights, as it looks like your late nights are gona take their tole on you. 75652[/snapback] Oi I'll be dead at 36 screw him! 75655[/snapback] My early nights, early mornings, happy hours and lunch-time specials etc. all belong to Pud EDIT: , but pm me after "Friday June 1st, 2018" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 My early nights, early mornings, happy hours and lunch-time specials etc. all belong to Pud EDIT: , but pm me after "Friday June 1st, 2018" 75667[/snapback] grrrrrrrrrrrrrr not even pushing up daisies, me toes aint even curled and shes already sorting a younger (uglier) replacement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 Oi I'll be dead at 36 screw him! 75655[/snapback] Poor, poor choice of words there sonna. 75666[/snapback] Hoy! I quite liked the wording Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6287 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I'll be 73 apparently. I'll only outlive the missus by 4 months as well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 My early nights, early mornings, happy hours and lunch-time specials etc. all belong to Pud EDIT: , but pm me after "Friday June 1st, 2018" 75667[/snapback] grrrrrrrrrrrrrr not even pushing up daisies, me toes aint even curled and shes already sorting a younger (uglier) replacement 75672[/snapback] Is this pick on the board youngster day You know it's not true mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I'll be 73 apparently. I'll only outlive the missus by 4 months as well... 75678[/snapback] Grand four months tho hmm? :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6287 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I'll be 73 apparently. I'll only outlive the missus by 4 months as well... 75678[/snapback] Grand four months tho hmm? :P 75681[/snapback] It certainly could be.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 06/10/2082 Bit of a cunt i'll die on my birthday, like. Still live until i'm 95 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I'll be 73 apparently. I'll only outlive the missus by 4 months as well... 75678[/snapback] Grand four months tho hmm? :P 75681[/snapback] It certainly could be.. 75686[/snapback] when you're 73 it'll take you 4 months just to remember what it was like then by the time you've cleaned up the piss you'll just want a nice cuppa and Emmerdale. Live fast, die young thats my motto (not that I have any choice by the looks of it!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I'll be 73 apparently. I'll only outlive the missus by 4 months as well... 75678[/snapback] Grand four months tho hmm? :P 75681[/snapback] It certainly could be.. 75686[/snapback] when you're 73 it'll take you 4 months just to remember what it was like then by the time you've cleaned up the piss you'll just want a nice cuppa and Emmerdale. Live fast, die young thats my motto (not that I have any choice by the looks of it!) 75688[/snapback] Well apparently you have the dying young bit sorted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I'll be 73 apparently. I'll only outlive the missus by 4 months as well... 75678[/snapback] Grand four months tho hmm? :P 75681[/snapback] It certainly could be.. 75686[/snapback] when you're 73 it'll take you 4 months just to remember what it was like then by the time you've cleaned up the piss you'll just want a nice cuppa and Emmerdale. Live fast, die young thats my motto (not that I have any choice by the looks of it!) 75688[/snapback] Well apparently you have the dying young bit sorted. 75690[/snapback] Aye but its gonna be a fun ride getting there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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