Brock Manson 0 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Wolfy is now getting cross He's spent months on here arguing the toss He says he's free thinking, but we all have an inkling He's probably just been on the sauce. The Fish is a wise-cracking suitor, He works all day long on the 'puter He still gets the lasses He likes tits and asses Bravado Dave's after Cath's pooper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Brock is getting wound up he sucks up to Fish like a pup he's one of the posse rides on his fake hossy and would drink Fish's piss from a cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonpneumonic 0 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Far too bored driving home from Manchester There once was a fucker so dreary So obsessed with conspiricy theory "Rockets won't work in heaven" "The yanks faked 9/11" That he made all the normal folk weary. They tried to convince him with sense Tried to tell him to not take offence "You keep wearing your blinkers, you closed minded thinkers" The wittering cunt was too dense They tried to convince him with science Diagrams of a nuclear appliance "You fools don't know your jobs, you were told stuff by nobs. He continued his robust defiance They concocted a remedy drastic With the aid of Cath's knicker elastic And some plans from Ant's pocket They constructed a rocket To get rid of the tedious spastic As the hour of departure drew near Wolfy began to tremble with fear "The rocket will smash, I'll be fucked like a gash! (sorry ) Nothing can leave this old earth's atmosphere" The moment of fate came with a bang The rocket was launched with a TWANG As we lost sight if it He was still spouting shit But we were rid of the ignorant wang As the missile approached outer space Wolfy's little heart started to race "I'm facing my doom, nowt moves in a vacuum I'll just freeze up here in one place" He frantically clawed at the walls Tried making some SOS calls "I'm done for, I'm for it! Nothing can leave our orbit (See his knowledge of physics is balls) He entered the darkness. Indeed For oxygen he had a need But he was speared up the ring By a sattelite's wing And he plummetted eathwards at speed As the re-entry friction, Wolf heated He realised he'd been defeated He struck Newcastle hard like an aster-retard And the worlds true free-thinker was beated The End........or is it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Far too bored driving home from Manchester There once was a fucker so dreary So obsessed with conspiricy theory "Rockets won't work in heaven" "The yanks faked 9/11" That he made all the normal folk weary. They tried to convince him with sense Tried to tell him to not take offence "You keep wearing your blinkers, you closed minded thinkers" The wittering cunt was too dense They tried to convince him with science Diagrams of a nuclear appliance "You fools don't know your jobs, you were told stuff by nobs. He continued his robust defiance They concocted a remedy drastic With the aid of Cath's knicker elastic And some plans from Ant's pocket They constructed a rocket To get rid of the tedious spastic As the hour of departure drew near Wolfy began to tremble with fear "The rocket will smash, I'll be fucked like a gash! (sorry ) Nothing can leave this old earth's atmosphere" The moment of fate came with a bang The rocket was launched with a TWANG As we lost sight if it He was still spouting shit But we were rid of the ignorant wang As the missile approached outer space Wolfy's little heart started to race "I'm facing my doom, nowt moves in a vacuum I'll just freeze up here in one place" He frantically clawed at the walls Tried making some SOS calls "I'm done for, I'm for it! Nothing can leave our orbit (See his knowledge of physics is balls) He entered the darkness. Indeed For oxygen he had a need But he was speared up the ring By a sattelite's wing And he plummetted eathwards at speed As the re-entry friction, Wolf heated He realised he'd been defeated He struck Newcastle hard like an aster-retard And the worlds true free-thinker was beated The End........or is it Canny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Sublime! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38737 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 Far too bored driving home from Manchester There once was a fucker so dreary So obsessed with conspiricy theory "Rockets won't work in heaven" "The yanks faked 9/11" That he made all the normal folk weary. They tried to convince him with sense Tried to tell him to not take offence "You keep wearing your blinkers, you closed minded thinkers" The wittering cunt was too dense They tried to convince him with science Diagrams of a nuclear appliance "You fools don't know your jobs, you were told stuff by nobs. He continued his robust defiance They concocted a remedy drastic With the aid of Cath's knicker elastic And some plans from Ant's pocket They constructed a rocket To get rid of the tedious spastic As the hour of departure drew near Wolfy began to tremble with fear "The rocket will smash, I'll be fucked like a gash! (sorry ) Nothing can leave this old earth's atmosphere" The moment of fate came with a bang The rocket was launched with a TWANG As we lost sight if it He was still spouting shit But we were rid of the ignorant wang As the missile approached outer space Wolfy's little heart started to race "I'm facing my doom, nowt moves in a vacuum I'll just freeze up here in one place" He frantically clawed at the walls Tried making some SOS calls "I'm done for, I'm for it! Nothing can leave our orbit (See his knowledge of physics is balls) He entered the darkness. Indeed For oxygen he had a need But he was speared up the ring By a sattelite's wing And he plummetted eathwards at speed As the re-entry friction, Wolf heated He realised he'd been defeated He struck Newcastle hard like an aster-retard And the worlds true free-thinker was beated The End........or is it Winner! Close the thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 CT has bottles of beer in the bath, While thinking of Shane and having a spaff, He really hates Guti, because he knows fuck all about footy, And his hobbies are really quite naff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Far too bored driving home from Manchester There once was a fucker so dreary So obsessed with conspiricy theory "Rockets won't work in heaven" "The yanks faked 9/11" That he made all the normal folk weary. They tried to convince him with sense Tried to tell him to not take offence "You keep wearing your blinkers, you closed minded thinkers" The wittering cunt was too dense They tried to convince him with science Diagrams of a nuclear appliance "You fools don't know your jobs, you were told stuff by nobs. He continued his robust defiance They concocted a remedy drastic With the aid of Cath's knicker elastic And some plans from Ant's pocket They constructed a rocket To get rid of the tedious spastic As the hour of departure drew near Wolfy began to tremble with fear "The rocket will smash, I'll be fucked like a gash! (sorry ) Nothing can leave this old earth's atmosphere" The moment of fate came with a bang The rocket was launched with a TWANG As we lost sight if it He was still spouting shit But we were rid of the ignorant wang As the missile approached outer space Wolfy's little heart started to race "I'm facing my doom, nowt moves in a vacuum I'll just freeze up here in one place" He frantically clawed at the walls Tried making some SOS calls "I'm done for, I'm for it! Nothing can leave our orbit (See his knowledge of physics is balls) He entered the darkness. Indeed For oxygen he had a need But he was speared up the ring By a sattelite's wing And he plummetted eathwards at speed As the re-entry friction, Wolf heated He realised he'd been defeated He struck Newcastle hard like an aster-retard And the worlds true free-thinker was beated The End........or is it Amazing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenL 0 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 "aster-retard" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted November 8, 2012 Author Share Posted November 8, 2012 Far too bored driving home from Manchester There once was a fucker so dreary So obsessed with conspiricy theory "Rockets won't work in heaven" "The yanks faked 9/11" That he made all the normal folk weary. They tried to convince him with sense Tried to tell him to not take offence "You keep wearing your blinkers, you closed minded thinkers" The wittering cunt was too dense They tried to convince him with science Diagrams of a nuclear appliance "You fools don't know your jobs, you were told stuff by nobs. He continued his robust defiance They concocted a remedy drastic With the aid of Cath's knicker elastic And some plans from Ant's pocket They constructed a rocket To get rid of the tedious spastic As the hour of departure drew near Wolfy began to tremble with fear "The rocket will smash, I'll be fucked like a gash! (sorry ) Nothing can leave this old earth's atmosphere" The moment of fate came with a bang The rocket was launched with a TWANG As we lost sight if it He was still spouting shit But we were rid of the ignorant wang As the missile approached outer space Wolfy's little heart started to race "I'm facing my doom, nowt moves in a vacuum I'll just freeze up here in one place" He frantically clawed at the walls Tried making some SOS calls "I'm done for, I'm for it! Nothing can leave our orbit (See his knowledge of physics is balls) He entered the darkness. Indeed For oxygen he had a need But he was speared up the ring By a sattelite's wing And he plummetted eathwards at speed As the re-entry friction, Wolf heated He realised he'd been defeated He struck Newcastle hard like an aster-retard And the worlds true free-thinker was beated The End........or is it Well done sir The Admin will be in touch shortly regarding your Prize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30374 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Fantastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted January 16, 2014 Author Share Posted January 16, 2014 As we now need to entertain Fish let's have another Limerick Day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19811 Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 There was once a Toon blogger called Stevie Who was partial to the occasional selfie Out of towners, he'd bait And he never was late to show he's the board's biggest super Geordie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted January 16, 2014 Author Share Posted January 16, 2014 (edited) Fish was a bit of a jerk Who wore his pyjamas to work He thought he looked hot But his bosses thought not And made him redundant, oh ferk (Too soon) Edited January 16, 2014 by Christmas Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 Fish was a bit of a jerk Who wore his pyjamas to work He though he looked hot But his bosses thought not And made him redundant, oh ferk (Too soon) Harsh, but fair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14031 Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 CT, in a quest to keep eatingWithout having to move from his seating,Yelled proudly: "Behold!My food never goes coldNow my sofa has underfloor heating!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26283 Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted January 16, 2014 Author Share Posted January 16, 2014 A nurse lived in Seaham called cat Ate too much at Christmas got fat Decide to diet but then caused a riot eating food that smelled like a ...... rat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted January 16, 2014 Author Share Posted January 16, 2014 CT, in a quest to keep eating Without having to move from his seating, Yelled proudly: "Behold! My food never goes cold Now my sofa has underfloor heating!" Just choked on my bacon sarnie laughing with small child saying " whats the matter daddy"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19811 Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 CT, the contrarian berk Toontastic's tedious but lovable jerk his diet consisted of duck pizzas and biscuits and was always unlikely to work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 CT, in a quest to keep eating Without having to move from his seating, Yelled proudly: "Behold! My food never goes cold Now my sofa has underfloor heating!" :clap: CT sure has some front To mock from behind a gunt His flip-flop opiinons, (too stupid for simians) make him seem like a dim witted cunt His moniker was chosen by chance as he scanned round the room with a glance We're lucky, you and me that he spotted that tree, Else he'd be called "My Disappointing Penis" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted January 16, 2014 Author Share Posted January 16, 2014 A cunning you linguist called Marty Had only one wish in his hearty To dress up all glam With CT and sing wham At the Eurovision after show party Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14031 Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 A cunning you linguist called Marty Had only one wish in his hearty To dress up all glam With CT and sing wham At the Eurovision after show party But sadly this 80s recital Had only a limited lifecycle Though he tried eagerly Talent-wise, our CT Was the Ridgeley to Meenzer's George Michael 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19811 Posted January 16, 2014 Share Posted January 16, 2014 parky's an interesting dude strikes me as having had a mispent youth he now lives in germany and loves a conspiracy theory almost as much as he enjoys hating jews Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted January 16, 2014 Author Share Posted January 16, 2014 But sadly this 80s recital Had only a limited lifecycle Though he tried eagerly Talent-wise, our CT Was the Ridgeley to Meenzer's George Michael Bravo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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