catmag 336 Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 By handing instruments to the anaesthetist. Or extubating your patient while you're "taking a call" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 Im well aware that most nurses are responsible for keeping patients alive and keeping doctor their jobs btw Retract those claws though Catmag eh You know what? I had one of the worst nights I've ever had last night which ended as badly as it possibly could. It's probably just really the wrong time for you to be at your patronising, arsehole best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26192 Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 nurses to man the wards amongst a hundred other things. Well there's an oxymoron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5890 Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 I don't work with patients. I do work with consultants. Infection controls mean that the wearing of long sleeves even is being phased out; hat was my impression anyway. I can't think of any patient benefits for nurses to wear suits. Really, it strikes me as daft. Either wear a uniform or go casual, it's less divisive and patriarchal. Most MH patients don't want people in nurse uniforms being seen going into their houses though. There's plenty of malignant alienation out there still and they aren't overly keen on announcing to the world they aren't having a great time at the minute. Likewise, going out to see patients in my converse and jeans doesn't really cut it in the eyes of my managers unfortunately! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5890 Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 You know what? I had one of the worst nights I've ever had last night which ended as badly as it possibly could. It's probably just really the wrong time for you to be at your patronising, arsehole best. Well fuck off out of the thread then, you can't use what happened to you at work that no-one on here that isn't psychic could possibly know about to give you free reign to get your digs in and not expect a bit back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 Or extubating your patient while you're "taking a call" I wouldn't trust anyone to do that any more than I'd trust them to intubate the patient! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38586 Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 See what you've started JJC's bird! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 Medical profession wars! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38586 Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 And all because the Fruits like suits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 J69 really covering himself in glory here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 You do realise job 'importance' doesn't directly correlate with dick size right lads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 You do realise job 'importance' doesn't directly correlate with dick size right lads? Course they do.....they think how many times a week you put on a suit does though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6766 Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 I love the oil&gas industry, nee fucker (except some of the the finance crew) wears a suit day to day, can't recall last time (outside interviews) I wore a suit to work or even a tie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 You seem awfully proud of wearing a suit to work J69 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30258 Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Aren't mental health nurses the nursing equivalent of traffic police anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5890 Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Ask your CPN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30258 Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Don't know what one is so that's wasted on me. In fact, I don't know anything about it. I'm just repeating what I've heard some real nurses say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5890 Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 You're fishing at the wrong pond my friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Anaesthetists make jokes about surgeons, surgeons make jokes about physicians, physicians make jokes about A & E doctors, who make jokes about GPs. Doctors aren't really allowed to make jokes about nurses, but nurses make jokes about each other. When all's said and done we're all playing for the same team doing different things for different people so petty point scoring like this is pretty silly really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26625 Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 If it wasn't for us patients being unwell you'd all be out of a job so maybe you'd all best pipe down, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Anaesthetists make jokes about surgeons, surgeons make jokes about physicians, physicians make jokes about A & E doctors, who make jokes about GPs. Doctors aren't really allowed to make jokes about nurses, but nurses make jokes about each other. When all's said and done we're all playing for the same team doing different things for different people so petty point scoring like this is pretty silly really. Yeah but orthopaedic surgeons are always the lowest of the low Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 i only wear one when i've a meeting to go to Same here and then only wear a tie if it's a new customer. Else it's jeans/combats with work logo'd T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugly Mackems 133 Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 I'd wipe me dick round the edge of her coffee cup. That'll teach her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5890 Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Same here and then only wear a tie if it's a new customer. Else it's jeans/combats with work logo'd T. Where does one purchase combats these days. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Where does one purchase combats these days. . . Arco? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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