Kid Dynamite 5883 Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 (edited) Taylor is a better defender than Carrick. Carrick is a better midfielder than Taylor. Square pegs in round holes is bad enough in league football never mind international football Edited March 20, 2013 by TheRollingStones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4183 Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Works for Barcelona when they know they're going to dominate a game tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Taylor is a better defender than Carrick. Carrick is a better defender than Taylor. Square pegs in round holes is bad enough in league football never mind international football Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14527 Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Put yourself in Taylor's shoes...would you be happy with a 34 year old with 26 caps playing out of posistion in your place, against a bunch of part timers, on what could be your first cap? Smalling and Lescott, ok theyre both centre backs not a lot he can say. But starting a midfielder in there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Since Carrick said he was chucking the towel in with regards to playing ( well being a squad member ) for England ,it looks like he is now guaranteed a game.How can he influence a game by playing sweeper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Put yourself in Taylor's shoes...would you be happy with a 34 year old with 26 caps playing out of posistion in your place, against a bunch of part timers, on what could be your first cap? Smalling and Lescott, ok theyre both centre backs not a lot he can say. But starting a midfielder in there? I'd be fucking seething but Tayls is so vainglorious he'll probably be happy as long as TV cameras show him doing the sideways Tigger along the line a couple of times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Fuck defenders. England should just play 2 at the back tomorrow and then load the midfield and forward line. Pummel them for the first 20 minutes and stick 4 or 5 past them then sit back. But no, I expect Roy, to 'give them respect' and play it cagey and feel the way in which will only make the players more paranoid about the fact they are expecting to stick about 6 or 7 past them. Hey, stick Taylor up front I say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4811 Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Games v teams like this are rubbish. Its just a matter of breaking them down. And even when that happens they still dont come out their shell. Pointless game. There has to be a better way of having competitive games. Maybe the minnows should have some pre-qualifying for the qualifiers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Games v teams like this are rubbish. Its just a matter of breaking them down. And even when that happens they still dont come out their shell. Pointless game. There has to be a better way of having competitive games. Maybe the minnows should have some pre-qualifying for the qualifiers. How about San Marino can't be offside? That would canny entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13967 Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 How about San Marino can't be offside? That would canny entertaining. And we get to play fog man back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5883 Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 San Marino have one full time player in their whole squad. He plays in the Italian 5th division Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 What channel is the game on tomorrow night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5883 Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 ITV you lazy bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13807 Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 San Marino have one full time player in their whole squad. He plays in the Italian 5th division Hahaha That's stretching it mind, it's only a regional league! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4949 Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 And we get to play fog man back. Ahhh I remember that term from school, but I can't remember what it means... anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8949 Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Ahhh I remember that term from school, but I can't remember what it means... anyone? It means he has to play in just his pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5883 Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Person nearest to goal is keeper iirc. We played rush and scratch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4949 Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Person nearest to goal is keeper iirc. We played rush and scratch That was it, thanks. Given Joe Hart's form recently perhaps that would be a fair option. Also given his propensity for being in the other team's half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 So do people still find this cretin hilarious for all of the zany things that he does on the pitch or are they now wising up to him being just a bog standard Premier League defender who has relied on being a local lad for far too long? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Why are you angry with unnamed people rather than the player himself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 6 years ago I was saying he's as bad as Bramble... http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/15491-newcastle-v-aston-villa/page-6#entry375659 Still true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 How many times has he performed that manoeuvre btw? Does he ever get told off? Can he not help himself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Isn't that Ryan Taylor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 Is it, it must be catching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14527 Posted August 20, 2013 Share Posted August 20, 2013 So do people still find this cretin hilarious for all of the zany things that he does on the pitch or are they now wising up to him being just a bog standard Premier League defender who has relied on being a local lad for far too long? Indeed he is, but is the current management of the club likely to fork out the necessary money for a replacement?...they didn't even want one for free! Again, almost a decade of Taylor is just a symptom of what's wrong at the club, not the cause. See also Shola. And its got fuck all to do with where they're from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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