Kitman 2188 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 He's been fuck all use to us all season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30365 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 he's not injured but he needs to strengthen his quad muscle before he can play Saving him for next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8985 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 One of the gamble on fitness that didn't pay off. Shame because in his cameos he's looked different class to the rest of them and a leader too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Im sure hes been different class on the treatment table Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8985 Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26269 Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19800 Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Jesus fucking wept Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonMarshy 2 Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12452 Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Fucking hell, he was barely injured at Ajax was he? The daftest bit is most of the injuries have been unusual, collapsed lung, poked in the eye etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19800 Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 being poked in the eye is up there with marcelino's broken finger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26745 Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 It's only a question of time before he's admitted to the RVI after getting something wedged up his arse or superglues his hands to something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19800 Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 or puts his back out standing up to wipe his arse. will the standers ever learn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Wasn't Dyer out for the same reason at one point? Didn't he catch his eye on one of them training poles when he was just about to return from one of his usual long injury lay offs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30365 Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 It's only a question of time before he's admitted to the RVI after getting something wedged up his arse or superglues his hands to something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 At least this eases the danger of the subs bench becoming moulded with the shape of his arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonMarshy 2 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Looks like he's about to be out for another half a season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gpirlo68 0 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14030 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38708 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 (edited) Looks like he's about to be out for another half a season. He's had plenty of training for it, he's been climbing on and off the injury table all season. Edited May 27, 2016 by Anorthernsoul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8985 Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Looks like he's about to be out for another half a season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon 13 Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Injuryed, again, and heading home from Ireland."De Jong is believed to have suffered the latest injury when stretching to keep the ball in play with an elaborate turn just next to the touchline."http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/siem-de-jong-dealt-another-11618695 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4963 Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 An elaborate fucking turn to keep the ball in play? The guy can barely fucking move without injuring himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8985 Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Seeing that photo of him involved in the archery had me expecting some kind of fletching accident to be honest. A football based injury is quite mundane to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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