Howmanheyman 26605 Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 Bashing the Bishop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26605 Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 Five knuckle shuffle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13806 Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 This entire song by obscure foreign band The Network* *Green Day got bored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26605 Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 Ham shank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26605 Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 Choking the chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38556 Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 Have A WAAAAAAAAAANK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 Ahh right... aye tried all that... shagging the missus, wanking before bed, waiting for her to fall asleep and then having a danger wank. Doesn't work unfortunately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 Me too. I was hoying up from 4am. First day on the sick in years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 me, been awake since 5am saturday morning, taken today off. Nightmare! At least you can take the day off to hopefully get some rest. Problem is once you start sleeping during the day to catch up it fucks up your sleep cycle even more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19735 Posted April 8, 2013 Author Share Posted April 8, 2013 Had my first bout in ages last night. Last time I checked the time before finally finally dropping off it was 3.15. Then the bairn gets us up at 6.30. Ya bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 Had my first bout in ages last night. Last time I checked the time before finally finally dropping off it was 3.15. Then the bairn gets us up at 6.30. Ya bastard Never good to check the time like... classic error. I removed all alarm clocks etc from the bedroom so there was no temptation to do the old 'if I fall asleep now I'll get x amount of hours' mistake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38556 Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 Wankers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19735 Posted October 23, 2013 Author Share Posted October 23, 2013 I was up till 4am this morning, trying desperately to drop off while in my mind turned this unanswerable question: what does the fox say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19735 Posted November 22, 2013 Author Share Posted November 22, 2013 had a belter last night. stayed up till 2am to watch the cricket then tossed and turned till about 4am, before my son woke me at 6.15. two double espressos for breakfast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19735 Posted November 22, 2013 Author Share Posted November 22, 2013 I was up till 4am this morning, trying desperately to drop off while in my mind turned this unanswerable question: what does the fox say? just in case no one knows what i'm on about, and for the next time you can't drop off: muahahahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19735 Posted April 14, 2014 Author Share Posted April 14, 2014 My alarm is due to go off in 45 minutes. Been wide awake all night. I'd blame jet lag but I was fine the other way on the way out on holiday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38556 Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 Tell the nurse mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5882 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Larn yasel 'mindfulness' techniques to get to sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19735 Posted April 15, 2014 Author Share Posted April 15, 2014 i fell asleep at 8pm last night and slept through to 7. fucking mint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Just saw this, nay idea if it works. http://themindunleashed.org/2016/05/boil-bananas-before-bed-drink-the-liquid-and-you-will-not-believe-what-happens-to-your-sleep.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 I discovered these otc sleeping pills in America, which you can also buy over here. I don't struggle for sleep but when I take one of these bad boys I sleep like a fucking log, no wakey ups and I find I can go back to sleep when I wake up in the morning, which I normally can't do. The active ingredient is the same stuff as in Benadryl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3181 Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 I discovered these otc sleeping pills in America, which you can also buy over here. I don't struggle for sleep but when I take one of these bad boys I sleep like a fucking log, no wakey ups and I find I can go back to sleep when I wake up in the morning, which I normally can't do. The active ingredient is the same stuff as in Benadryl. Were you thinking of telling us what they are called at any point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 If somebody were to ask nicely, I might. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8947 Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Ohhhh sure, but don't ask him about a major news story in the North East, he'll take the hump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38556 Posted May 3, 2016 Share Posted May 3, 2016 Just saw this, nay idea if it works. http://themindunleashed.org/2016/05/boil-bananas-before-bed-drink-the-liquid-and-you-will-not-believe-what-happens-to-your-sleep.html Didn't have bananas so boiled some kebab meat instead. I was up spewing most of the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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