Alex 30246 Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 18 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: Club Tropicana (CT remix '18) Let me take you to the place Where membership's Britain's disgrace Blue flag with lots of stars. Where strangers take you by the hand And welcome you to welfare land From beneath their panamas... Bong boldon parties, drinks are free Fun and sunshine, there's enough for everyone. All that's missing is CT But don't worry he's getting some scran! Immigrants and scroungers meet Then cadge a lift in CTs street Watch question time, Theresa May, Diane Abbott, the dopey coon It's cocktail time, a summer's tune A Brexit holiday. Bong boldon parties, drinks are free Fun and sunshine, there's enough for everyone. All that's missing is the CT But don't worry, he's getting some scran! Bong boldon parties, drinks are free Fun and sunshine, there's enough for everyone. All that's missing is CT But don't worry, he's getting some scran! Pack your bags And leave tonight. Take back control Gotta move your feet, don't you miss the flight! Pack your bags And leave tonight. Take back control Gotta move your feet, the EUs shite. Uncool, uncool, uncool, uncool Bong boldon parties, drinks are free Fun and sunshine, there's enough for everyone. All that's missing is CT But don't worry, he's getting some scran! Uncool, uncool, uncool, uncool Uncool, uncool, uncool, uncool... That is absolute genius pmsl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38571 Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 That’s gold. “The dopey coon”- definitely a Breadline Boldon phrase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30246 Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 It’s gammontastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14528 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Aaron Bank's, the largest financial donor to the leave campaign has been lying about his links to Russia during the campaign.. https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/jun/09/arron-banks-russia-brexit-meeting?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other which has put his pet propagandist at The Times in a very awakward position.. https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/a-classic-russian-fishing-expedition-lands-back-channel-to-white-house-zmg80swqg WHAT A COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED SURPRISE 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12736 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 On 08/06/2018 at 22:01, Howmanheyman said: Club Tropicana (CT remix '18) Let me take you to the place Where membership's Britain's disgrace Blue flag with lots of stars. Where strangers take you by the hand And welcome you to welfare land From beneath their panamas... Bong boldon parties, drinks are free Fun and sunshine, there's enough for everyone. All that's missing is CT But don't worry he's getting some scran! Immigrants and scroungers meet Then cadge a lift in CTs street Watch question time, Theresa May, Diane Abbott, the dopey coon It's cocktail time, a summer's tune A Brexit holiday. Bong boldon parties, drinks are free Fun and sunshine, there's enough for everyone. All that's missing is the CT But don't worry, he's getting some scran! Bong boldon parties, drinks are free Fun and sunshine, there's enough for everyone. All that's missing is CT But don't worry, he's getting some scran! Pack your bags And leave tonight. Take back control Gotta move your feet, don't you miss the flight! Pack your bags And leave tonight. Take back control Gotta move your feet, the EUs shite. Uncool, uncool, uncool, uncool Bong boldon parties, drinks are free Fun and sunshine, there's enough for everyone. All that's missing is CT But don't worry, he's getting some scran! Uncool, uncool, uncool, uncool Uncool, uncool, uncool, uncool... I don't come on here for a day and HWHM transforms into Mike Read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26620 Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 21 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: I don't come on here for a day and HWHM transforms into Mike Read Runaraaaahhnd! Or are you talking about speccy DJ, Mike Read? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26189 Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 JLR to stop production of the Land Rover Discovery in Solihull and move it to Slovakia. Nowt to do with Brexit of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17628 Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 We need to get used to this drip feed of manufacturing jobs leaving the UK. Wonder if Nissan pulls out of the UK, CT would admit he was wrong? Its a rhetorical question of course, we know the answer. Nissan is literally only here for easy access to the huge European market. Lose that, which we would under the hard Brexit he's agitating for, then Sunderland becomes even more of a derelict dystopian shit hole than it already is. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26189 Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 And it continues. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34183 Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26189 Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26189 Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Shit his pants big time. That was his opportunity to defend himself against the very person making the accusations against him and his mates and he couldn't get her off quick enough. Edited June 12, 2018 by ewerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4949 Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Would love to know what the Sun and Express are threatening to actually do tbh. As for Farage, he isn't intelligent enough to defend himself on the fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3960 Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 22 minutes ago, Rayvin said: Would love to know what the Sun and Express are threatening to actually do tbh. Encourage people to murder remainer MPs. Worked before. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14528 Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Justice minister Philip Lee resigns from cabinet because he thinks Brexit is a load of old pony 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26189 Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 She's all over the place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12447 Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 (edited) 4 hours ago, ewerk said: And it continues. This is class btw, the crap photoshopping, the random mini that’s just put in there (had to be the PROPER one, none of that BMW foreign muck), you can almost imagine the inner workings of the decisions on what to put in, the fucking red arrows ffs . Potentially the best part of this front page for me is the inclusion of the shard. What better way to rally the Brexit voters than to put up that iconic BRITISH symbol? One that’s nearly wholly owned by Qatar and full of private equity firms and banks. Special mention for the two differing prices on the page, one of which they use to have a dig at the Mirror. The more I look at it the better it gets, there’s a picture of some sheep in there when you think of things that make Britain good sheep aren’t top of the list. Edited June 12, 2018 by Howay 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26189 Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 It was the picture of the Loch Ness monster in the top right that did it for me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12447 Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 1 minute ago, ewerk said: It was the picture of the Loch Ness monster in the top right that did it for me. Genuinely didn’t see that, I also missed the dilapidated looking chippy in the bottom left. I’m also not entirely convinced the seagull was in one of the pictures, I think they added that in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38571 Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Fish and Chips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17628 Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 4 minutes ago, Howay said: This is class btw, the crap photoshopping, the random mini that’s just put in there (had to be the PROPER one, none of that BMW foreign muck), you can almost imagine the inner workings of the decisions on what to put in, the fucking red arrows ffs . Potentially the best part of this front page for me is the inclusion of the shard. What better way to rally the Brexit voters than to put up that iconic BRITISH symbol? One that’s nearly wholly owned by Qatar and full of private equity firms and banks. Special mention for the two differing prices on the page, one of which they use to have a dig at the Mirror. The more I look at it the better it gets, there’s a picture of some sheep in there when you think of things that make Britain good sheep aren’t top of the list. The sheep are either there to represent the loyal Brexit people of Wales, or a subliminal comment on the Sun's readership. My favorite is the fish and chip shop. This country! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38571 Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 No Bobby Moore, 1966, jumpers for goalposts? Hang your head in shame, Sun photo editor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17628 Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Just now, Monkeys Fist said: No Bobby Moore, 1966, jumpers for goalposts? Hang your head in shame, Sun photo editor. But the Angel of the North is there. I'm so proud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30246 Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Spitfire, Alton Towers, some stately home with a photoshopped oversized Union Jack Straight out The Viz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30246 Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Just clocked the football. It there's one thing Britain (and England in particular, which amounts to the same thing as far as The Sun is concerned) is renowned for then it's the brilliance of our footballers. Surprised Marmite isn't on there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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