Mags 1 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 *bumped for Gol, Craig, PP, Hugh and any other IT sort* If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report! If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, And the double-clicking icons put your window in the trash, And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash! If the label on your cable on the gable at your house, Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall. And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang! When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC, Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom! (I wish I came up with this.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14029 Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Since Alex mentioned it, let's bring this thread Hurtling right back from the dead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Oh no here we go waiting for the words to flow, If ever a thread wasted my time its this thinking of things that rhyme... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8973 Posted January 24, 2007 Author Share Posted January 24, 2007 what've you done you mug? I've now been bitten by the bug I'll be forced in to this purgatory Of nonsensical rhyming soliloquy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Ive no idea where you find your words Not day to day language that Ive ever heard Maybe its me and maybe Im thick But the thing you say to make you sound slick The trick is to type it as you go The words themselves should just flow No thesaurus or dictionary near Just muttering away so its good to the ear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Fuck me sideways fuck me pink Its not me jokes that fuckin stink Crap rap's what's gannin doon Bringing the bronx te the toon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Watch the turntables bonny lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14029 Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 There once was a lady in purple Who went on a diet for a month When given an orange And seven pieces of silver She said "You'd better give me an eighth" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8973 Posted January 24, 2007 Author Share Posted January 24, 2007 It's true that it should flow but I like to use words I know it depends on how I'm feeling be it sober or sesquipedalian I know, I know I'm just showing off and there are those who'll mock and scoff but it's simply polite and harmless fun unlike the crap 'tween vic and jon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 It's true that it should flow but I like to use words I know it depends on how I'm feeling be it sober or sesquipedalian I know, I know I'm just showing off and there are those who'll mock and scoff but it's simply polite and harmless fun unlike the crap 'tween vic and jon you say Vic and Jon? I say jon n Vic. either way time to move on petty squables not for berb makes me fucking sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_NUFC 0 Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 When I saw this again, I thought oh no But then I thought, I'll have a go Its not so hard sitting in our homes To beat those awful Chronicle yoda poems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 For Tom: Winter gale By Bob Wilson, Gateshead Aa lucked oot iv the winda The rain wis sheetin doon The wind wis bla'in like a gale Aa thowt it's ganna happen soon Next mornin oot the winda It wis chaos for me pal Not ownly had John's fence gone Burr aalso his little waal He went ind taaked ti Vincent A retired brickie by trade They talked jist forra little while Ind am sure the deal wis made Up the lane it made nee sense Rob ind Julie they had nee fence Next mornin Vince wis there His trowel in his hand My god yi shudda seen it Warra brickie it wis grand But as the wind's still bla'in We will hev ti wait a while Ti watch John repair his fence Burra bet he does it with style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14029 Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Up the lane it made nee sense Rob ind Julie they had nee fence Fuck me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Up the lane it made nee sense Rob ind Julie they had nee fence Fuck me. Fuck me say's Meenzer Is it a he or is it a her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1115 Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 What the fuck is going on with this mincefest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_NUFC 0 Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 A good example of what I mean But its not the worst there's ever been The yoda poems are such a crime With clumsy backward phrasings to fit a rhyme They all sound wrong, its just not right Its illiterate sods who just sound shite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 What the fuck is going on with this mincefest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 For Tom: Winter gale By Bob Wilson, Gateshead Aa lucked oot iv the winda The rain wis sheetin doon The wind wis bla'in like a gale Aa thowt it's ganna happen soon Next mornin oot the winda It wis chaos for me pal Not ownly had John's fence gone Burr aalso his little waal He went ind taaked ti Vincent A retired brickie by trade They talked jist forra little while Ind am sure the deal wis made Up the lane it made nee sense Rob ind Julie they had nee fence Next mornin Vince wis there His trowel in his hand My god yi shudda seen it Warra brickie it wis grand But as the wind's still bla'in We will hev ti wait a while Ti watch John repair his fence Burra bet he does it with style. Deserves an ASBO for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 What the fuck is going on with this mincefest? Gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 If yoda you want then yodo you'll get I'll throw it together yes I will I bet Small and green, look do I I'll sit at home watching Jedi Odd is this writing style Time I need, maybe a while... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8973 Posted January 25, 2007 Author Share Posted January 25, 2007 Vic is the Robot master it's got some sensors and a laser blaster With stuttering step and awkward gait His victory's assured, it's simply fate His automatic buddy Will never taste defeat It's querky jerky motions will have you off your feet He is the king of gadgets with all their special effects One thing springs to mind though.. "Shame he'll never have sex..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 0 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Internet bullying's such a terrible thing So to one person's life some joy we should bring. So gather your coppers and other loose change Into an envelope and I'll then arrange To buy Vic some Lego, some robot-arm springs Some KY Jelly and various things And then I will leave it addressed to Invicta At the University, when he's at a lecture. It'll be such a treat for the delusional spastic To receive a nice gift from his friends at Toontastic, And hailed and hearty with spirits renewed He'll hurry on home and quickly get nude And lubricate Lego bricks, program some code So he can indulge in Robot Sex overload. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Internet bullying's such a terrible thing So to one person's life some joy we should bring. So gather your coppers and other loose change Into an envelope and I'll then arrange To buy Vic some Lego, some robot-arm springs Some KY Jelly and various things And then I will leave it addressed to Invicta At the University, when he's at a lecture. It'll be such a treat for the delusional spastic To receive a nice gift from his friends at Toontastic, And hailed and hearty with spirits renewed He'll hurry on home and quickly get nude And lubricate Lego bricks, program some code So he can indulge in Robot Sex overload. 9/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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