Dr Seuss

[manc-mag 1]

Internet bullying's such a terrible thing

So to one person's life some joy we should bring.

So gather your coppers and other loose change

Into an envelope and I'll then arrange

To buy Vic some Lego, some robot-arm springs

Some KY Jelly and various things

And then I will leave it addressed to Invicta

At the University, when he's at a lecture.

It'll be such a treat for the delusional spastic

To receive a nice gift from his friends at Toontastic,

And hailed and hearty with spirits renewed

He'll hurry on home and quickly get nude

And lubricate Lego bricks, program some code

So he can indulge in Robot Sex overload.