Christmas Tree 3997 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Whatever your day turns out like, spare a thought for poor Oscar. http://news.sky.com/story/1051959/oscar-pistorius-held-for-shooting-girlfriend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5899 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 She doesn't look much like a burglar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14574 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 "too many guns in SA..blah blah blah..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34368 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Aye he's gonna need a better excuse than that. As for valentines, load of crap. No cards purchased in my house. J69 will be along shortly to tell us all what we're doing wrong if memory serves from last year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2bias 3 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 My day has been ok so far. Got a card and a couple of books and will be cooking a meal this evening so the match will be Sky Recorded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19791 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Wife got me a card this morning. I forgot - ooops. It'll have to be a dozen roses on the way home from work ... I the florist have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14030 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 I'm celebrating Valentine's Day by buggering off to Germany for four days. I've left him a giant lasagna in the fridge though (not a euphemism) (not that I have any idea what it could be a euphemism for, anyway). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5899 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 I got 2 tickets to see Doe Hard at IMAX Gallery for my present. Followed by an Indian takeaway I'm front of the match with the wife. Unhealthy food AND valentines presents. Fuck the lot of you weirdo's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonamental 0 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 The whole pistorius thing is very odd. The burglar thing just sounds so dodgy, but because of who he is and how he has inspired a lot of people, loads will want to believe it if nothing else. Valentine's sucks. At home ill. Girl at work I'm crazy about likes/liked me but 'not the right time' or some bullshit. Fun times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted February 14, 2013 Author Share Posted February 14, 2013 I got 2 tickets to see Doe Hard at IMAX Gallery for my present. Followed by an Indian takeaway I'm front of the match with the wife. Unhealthy food AND valentines presents. Fuck the lot of you weirdo's Is that the porn version of Bambi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonamental 0 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5899 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Wahey! I can only think she let herself in to surprise him in the early hours. Don't forget people get routinely raped and murdered in South Africa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19791 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Is that the porn version of Bambi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 A day for women. I always make sure to agree beforehand that it's a waste of time and money and neither of us will do owt....then get her summat or other so its a surprise. Just a card this year though..the new house, windows, child, nursey etc is plenty. Match tonight though. She's on her own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Very strange, very tragic news. I can't see how you mistake your girlfriend for an intruder and then shoot first before gauging who they are. Guess we just have to wait and see what really transpired. Strange. And as for valentine's, I'll get her a card before she arrives tomorrow afternoon and we drive to Exeter for her best mate's wedding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26740 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 I got the little woman in my life a box of chocolates and a 12" vibrator. If she doesn't like the chocolates she can gan fuck herself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26740 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 She doesn't look much like a burglar Playing away or leaving him and he couldn't take it I'd guess, although she may well have had a new black & white hooped jumper on and he did indeed think she was a burgler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Pistorius charged with murder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26740 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Hands up those who had heard of him before this. I hadn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5899 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Pistorius charged with murder. Yep, looking like the accident line was made up. Sounding more like he shot her on purpose the nutter. He has a reputation for being an almighty cunt apparently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34368 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Hands up those who had heard of him before this. I hadn't. Stevie? Is it you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14574 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Hands up those who had heard of him before this. I hadn't. You must have seen the dude running on the blades?...hes ran against able bodied atheletes too...got beat and whinged like a bairn off the British lad (Johnny Peacock?) at last summers paralympics.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4205 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Hands up those who had heard of him before this. I hadn't. do you remember that olympics that happened last year? it was in the news now and then bit of telly coverage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14574 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 do you remember that olympics that happened last year? it was in the news now and then bit of telly coverage I always think sarcasm is hard to acheive in the written/printed form, but fair play to you Andy, you fuckin nail it every time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 `do you remember that olympics that happened last year ? ' lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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