Jill 0 Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 I haven't. Wouldn't even consider it after a friend told me about her experience, which involved immediately running to the toilet and explosively shitting out what she described as "a heinous smelling combination of tuna and peppers", which she hadn't eaten at any point leading up to the colonic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 I just said it in CT's other thread without seeing this one..."Whatever happened to Gary Cooper?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19735 Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 I'm a total woman/modern man. Watch what I eat, cleanse and moisturise with Clinique. The kind of thing you'd get laughed out of a pub for admitting to a decade or two ago. I stop short of body waxes or colonic irrigation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 Ah, a body shaver not a waxer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12736 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Women are great so it'd be canny. I'm growing a massive beard though so I'd like to see them try that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38554 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Just look on here for a good argument for the prosecution. Cooking, cleaning, ironing, staying thin, looking good. Will one of us one day sprout an ovary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 In answer to the OP, if the have any sense! Women have had the best deal for years. Stay at home raise the kids, cook, coffee mornings, life of fucking Riley! This is why they outlive men. Men have secretly being heading for this re reversal for years which is why we have had our best brains beavering away automating everything like washing, dish washing, even hoovering! We are just so much better at doing all the above and entertaining ourselves while we send the women out into a bitchy workforce, something they are well prepared for. Long may the trend continue. Viva le revolution! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 They know fuck all about football too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 18, 2013 Author Share Posted February 18, 2013 JawD logged on at 5am when he was juicing his carrots and putting on his leg-warmers but failed to clarify the colonic situation. Just sayin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5881 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Hair straighteners, fake tan, moisturiser, skinny jeans, plucked eyebrows, counting calories on your phone, fasting twice a week, body fat percentages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Chez gagging for bites itt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19735 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Plucking eyebrows is an entirely different level, as is fake tan. I don't think moisturising is that unusual these days if we're honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17604 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 My work admin has deemed page 2 of this thread is unsuitable for me to view, so fuck knows what's posted on there. And I've ran out of 3G credit on my phone so won't even be able to view my reply to this thread until I get home at 6ish (fuck you O2). Anyway...... In answer to Chez's OP this board is getting fucking embarassing with the likes of Dr Gloom going on about his fabulous metrosexual lifestyle all the fucking time. I have no problem with people wanting to eat a healthy diet, exercise, or use a mosituriser (I do), even if it is to an obsessive degree. What I do have a problem with is people wanting to talk about it like a bunch of teenage girls. I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, but this is an NUFC messageboard, isn't it? Looking at General chat though, if you changed the formating it could just as well be a gayer version of Mumsnet. No coincidence either that the worst offenders are CT and southern OOTs if you ask me either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19735 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 My work admin has deemed page 2 of this thread is unsuitable for me to view, so fuck knows what's posted on there. And I've ran out of 3G credit on my phone so won't even be able to view my reply to this thread until I get home at 6ish (fuck you O2). Anyway...... In answer to Chez's OP this board is getting fucking embarassing with the likes of Dr Gloom going on about his fabulous metrosexual lifestyle all the fucking time. I have no problem with people wanting to eat a healthy diet, exercise, or use a mosituriser (I do), even if it is to an obsessive degree. What I do have a problem with is people wanting to talk about it like a bunch of teenage girls. I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, but this is an NUFC messageboard, isn't it? Looking at General chat though, if you changed the formating it could just as well be a gayer version of Mumsnet. No coincidence either that the worst offenders are CT and southern OOTs if you ask me either. You just said in your post that you moisturise, which is pretty much what I do as far as metrosexual habits are concerned. You massive gaylord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19735 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Someone at Renton's workplace clearly got busted and sacked after his enema fetish was discovered btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 My work admin has deemed page 2 of this thread is unsuitable for me to view, so fuck knows what's posted on there. And I've ran out of 3G credit on my phone so won't even be able to view my reply to this thread until I get home at 6ish (fuck you O2). Anyway...... In answer to Chez's OP this board is getting fucking embarassing with the likes of Dr Gloom going on about his fabulous metrosexual lifestyle all the fucking time. I have no problem with people wanting to eat a healthy diet, exercise, or use a mosituriser (I do), even if it is to an obsessive degree. What I do have a problem with is people wanting to talk about it like a bunch of teenage girls. I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, but this is an NUFC messageboard, isn't it? Looking at General chat though, if you changed the formating it could just as well be a gayer version of Mumsnet. No coincidence either that the worst offenders are CT and southern OOTs if you ask me either. You'd never guess you'd only had 3 hours sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 I don't think men are becoming more like women. I just think there is more honesty nowadays. There's no harm in wanting to eat healthily if you feel better and live longer as a result. Hair straighteners are just weird though. A mate of mine went through a phase of using them and I couldn't help but frown every time I caught the sight of his ridiculous Andreas Andersson style hair. My grandad was a proper man. Did all the DIY but no hoovering. He also did the typical Geordie male thing of being too proud to go to the doctors, culminating in him finding out about his prostate cancer when it was too late. Contrast this with my mam, who is straight off to the doctors with the smallest ailment. There are certain aspects of the stereotypical womanly mindset that blokes could do well to take heed of. There are other aspects that should be ignored completely, as there are some bloody weird things that women do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14527 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, but this is an NUFC messageboard, isn't it? Looking at General chat though, if you changed the formating it could just as well be a gayer version of Mumsnet. No coincidence either that the worst offenders are CT and southern OOTs if you ask me either. Bigger dispaosable income to be spent on this stuff=becoming "middle class/income" having its effect too. If you've nowt left after housing, feeding and clothing yourselves and the bairns at the end of the week Clinique isnt going to be an issue. That paragraph made me laugh out loud at my new desk next to the project manager, he now thinks am a cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17604 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 You just said in your post that you moisturise, which is pretty much what I do as far as metrosexual habits are concerned. You massive gaylord Hardly. I've got dry skin and eczema, so it would be fucking stupid not to use a moisturiser (with added uv block to stop me getting skin cancer). Yeah, malignant melanoma is so manly, after all. I don't use Clinique though, I leave that for the wife, who happens to be a girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Mumsnet has some canny recipes on tbf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Mumsnet has some canny recipes on tbf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5881 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 not sure if that was meant to be tongue in cheek but all the same. I don't goto much effort and been shaving my head since i was a kid so hair is not an issue lol watch what i eat to a point and goto gym/keep fit but that's just common sense and not wanting to be a tubby git Deadly fucking serious! Stripping and fixing motorbikes, hoying serious iron around in the gym, eating what the fuck I want and doing enough exercise for it not to matter. Real man stuff. Walking around waitrose checking the fat content of every item and doing high reps in the gym cos 'its better for toning'. Not real man stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19735 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 playing with pin ball machines = real man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Deadly fucking serious! Stripping and fixing motorbikes, hoying serious iron around in the gym, eating what the fuck I want and doing enough exercise for it not to matter. Real man stuff. Walking around waitrose checking the fat content of every item and doing high reps in the gym cos 'its better for toning'. Not real man stuff Playing on pinball machines, being morally opposed to drinking a beer, working as a nurse. Yeah you're all man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5881 Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 playing with pin ball machines = real man I can de-solder and rewire that with my eyes shut. Real man You stick to worrying about hidden carbs affecting your next body fat measurement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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