Dr Gloom 19806 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 about 4 or 5 months as a student, when every other fucker around me seemed to be getting laid. it was my only time in life when i wasn't in a serious relationship so sex has been pretty steady over the years. don't often go more than a few days and tend to get grumpy if i do. funny how lasses seem to smell desperation. i've always found girls try to chat me up way more often when i'm spoken for instead of single, and looking for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 26, 2013 Author Share Posted February 26, 2013 They can smell desperation as easily as they can smell the scent of another girl on you which have equal and opposite reactions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 They can smell desperation as easily as they can smell the scent of another girl on you which have equal and opposite reactions. Â When you're single, concentrate on getting loads of female friends, other women covet their approval. Lazy partner selection tbh, but seems to be true. Obviously once you've tapped up you'll have to ditch all your female friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26767 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Been separated on a couple of occasions for a few months due to various reasons and through the stress, worry of not being with my family I did have the consolation of realising I could pull a million times better than I could pre-the Wife, (17 years ago) and I had some dates, a dirty weekend in Harrogate and, (gasp!) some sexual shenaningans with a few differing females, (some hot, some not). Even a few weeks ago I pulled a fit nurse, (not J69 or Catmag) 14 years younger before common sense wafted its way through the drunken haze and I told the young beauty I wasn't available. What's this got to do with Chez's question? Just a sods law thing that I was fucking hopeless with females when it was a good idea not to be and far better with them when its bad news to be. Cie le vie as they say on French day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Been separated on a couple of occasions for a few months due to various reasons and through the stress, worry of not being with my family I did have the consolation of realising I could pull a million times better than I could pre-the Wife, (17 years ago) and I had some dates, a dirty weekend in Harrogate and, (gasp!) some sexual shenaningans with a few differing females, (some hot, some not). Even a few weeks ago I pulled a fit nurse, (not J69 or Catmag) 14 years younger before common sense wafted its way through the drunken haze and I told the young beauty I wasn't available. What's this got to do with Chez's question? Just a sods law thing that I was fucking hopeless with females when it was a good idea not to be and far better with them when its bad news to be. Cie le vie as they say on French day. Â Aye that's the truth and then some. Just had a stunning (and I mean stunning!) lass half my age in my office flirting with me and giving me these looks... I can 100% guarantee when I was her age and single she'd have not even looked twice at me (if she was the age she is now... if that makes sense?) Â I was hopeless with lasses when I was younger... now I could fill me boots with some fantastic specimens but I'm married. Albeit to a very attractive lovely woman so it's not all bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19806 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Confidence comes with age too. I've no problem flirting with a girl I've never met before in a bar now. I was pretty hopeless at it in my youth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 4 months when the lass went travelling in America. Â I'm fairly old-fashioned in that I think even kissing someone else is cheating, so I resisted the temptation to misbehave. Cue numerous spliff and shamewank combos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 2 months. Never that bothered since its all overrated tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19806 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 2 months. Never that bothered since its all overrated tbh. Â You're obviously not doing it right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26767 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Clee is a bairn. I'm guessing he and any partners he's had are just a bit inexperienced. Nee shame in that, cleetoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19806 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 The problem at our age is its starting to get a bit sad/creepy/pervy to check out or chat up lasses in their early twenties. It's a shame i keep getting older as really fit birds tend to stay around the same age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 26, 2013 Author Share Posted February 26, 2013 I've found that as i get older, so do my tastes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 6 weeks, I have absolutely no standards after about a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12762 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 I've found that as i get older, so do my tastes. Â I'm only a bairn compared to you middle aged sacks of man boobs but I only go with lasses my age or older. I don't need some daft 18 year old treating it like a skipping rope, i'm a busy man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5902 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 4 months when the lass went travelling in America. Â I'm fairly old-fashioned in that I think even kissing someone else is cheating, so I resisted the temptation to misbehave. Cue numerous spliff and shamewank combos. Â It's only fair that you were getting some if she was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 26, 2013 Author Share Posted February 26, 2013 I have absolutely no standards after about a week. I prefer to think of it as a change in perspective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 26, 2013 Author Share Posted February 26, 2013 I don't need some daft 18 year old treating it like a skipping rope Sounds lush tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12762 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Â Sounds lush tbh. Â Spent nights applying ice packs with some lasses tbh. They must have been trying to rip its jacket off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19806 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 What about cracking one out? Don't think I've ever given it more than three days, even when sex has been regular. Got to give yourself a treat. And who does it better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12762 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Slapping yourself about is a different story. I max out at about 3 days, any longer and i'd fucking borst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 I prefer to think of it as a change in perspective. Â I do have really low standards though, or lets say a really good ability to find something attractive in someone (that sounds better to the lasses ) Â There is a lass I work with for example, absolutely stunning, great body. Lad I sit next to reckons he wouldn't (he's single, has been for quite a while). Now he is either talking bollocks or this lass is actually ugly and I am seeing something that isn't there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Clee is a bairn. I'm guessing he and any partners he's had are just a bit inexperienced. Nee shame in that, cleetoon. I'd say its more with my generation it's everywhere and built up to be the best thing ever. Not saying its shit or ought, just that I could go a month or two without bother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12762 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Find a lass that'll rip it off and you'll soon be going everywhere for a similar fix when it finishes. I had a lass who would routinely give out amazing blow jobs and it's been a depressing search ever since. But, I keep on looking, like a tramp desperate for wine money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 I used to prefer blow jobs over sex but once you get them on a regular basis (she's a good girl wor Henry) you realise sex is much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12762 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Keeps her quiet though eh eh eh eh? Geet up, sexism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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