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19 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

50 million valuation apparently. Tbf, they’re the one team stupid enough to pay it.

Another £50 million in the kitty :razz:

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 July 4th

NUFC 360...

Joselu will arrive at Deportivo Alaves “over the coming days” with a “closed agreement” done with #nufc [

Blackburn apparently interested in Darlow

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So if we sell Longstaff on top of Perez we'll have made about £80m this summer, which has been "promised" for the kitty, plus the £50m pledged initially anyway. Should be an absolute windfall for the incoming manager. £130m to spend.

 

And that's before we consider revenues raised from Gayle (£12m), Hayden (£10m?), Shelvey? (£10-15m)...

 

And yet, despite this, we'll somehow manage to start the season having spend about £8m on some defender no one has ever heard of, and probably two loaned strikers.

 

If Ashley used that money to pay off his fucking loan though, I'd take it.

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£50m for a kid who’ played half a season is bonkers but selling the entire first team without appointing a new manager or buying any new players doesn’t seem the best preseason prep, even by Ashley’s standards 

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So, with Perez gone, Longstaff maybe going, Darlow maybe going, Joselu hopefully going, Hayden wanting to go, what realistically do we have?

 

Dubranka, Elliot, Woodman.

 Yedlin, Manquillo,  Schar, Lacelles, LeJeune, Clark, Fernandez, Dummett

Shelvey, Ki, Ritchie, Colback.

Muto, Gayle, Murphy.

Am I missing anyone of value who might also be sold to further enrich Ashley's play money?

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It’d be nice to support a normal football club. This is about the time of year you’d be reading about transfer deals and looking forward to the new season without a feeling of impending doom

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14 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

It’d be nice to support a normal football club. This is about the time of year you’d be reading about transfer deals and looking forward to the new season without a feeling of impending doom

 

 

Keep the faith young Jedi.............................................:lol:

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18 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

It’d be nice to support a normal football club. This is about the time of year you’d be reading about transfer deals and looking forward to the new season without a feeling of impending doom

 

I remember those days. If only Leazes was here to set us straight about the Halls and Shepherd....

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1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

It’d be nice to support a normal football club. This is about the time of year you’d be reading about transfer deals and looking forward to the new season without a feeling of impending doom

But you got it the wrong way round. You should really be happy with the good job Mike is doing with the club, you ungrateful spoilt brat.

HE PAINTED SOME WALLS!

What else would you want?

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I know that English isn’t your first language and something may have been lost in translation but we don’t appreciate that sort of hateful term around here. YOU MASSIVE GAY CUNT.

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