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5 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

 

i have to confess to taking an occasional peak at kba pr on trustpilot.

some of the reviews are hilarious and they obviously really piss him off as he's constantly reporting them, eventually they're removed only for another flurry of outraged 'customers' appearing to relate stories of gross incompetence!

cheeky twat has taken to getting his mates to write good stuff as a batch of 5 star reviews suddenly appeared.

could've been mackems i suppose!

:)

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41 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Apparently Steve Bruce's odds have dropped quickly.

 

All because Alex Bruce followed us on Instagram :lol: Sky can pretend that it’s a source but this is the crack. This is where we are as a populace.

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2 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

i have to confess to taking an occasional peak at kba pr on trustpilot.

some of the reviews are hilarious and they obviously really piss him off as he's constantly reporting them, eventually they're removed only for another flurry of outraged 'customers' appearing to relate stories of gross incompetence!

cheeky twat has taken to getting his mates to write good stuff as a batch of 5 star reviews suddenly appeared.

could've been mackems i suppose!

:)

 

"Would sell his mother if he could" :lol:

 

 

 

On the money there.

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If granny faced Bruce becomes the next manager, and you still turn up to the Arsenal game you deserve a good beating, and I'm not joking.

 

Edit. Exceptions for women and children of course, but they should still be ostracised by their peer groups. :lol:

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1 hour ago, Polarboy said:

If granny faced Bruce becomes the next manager, and you still turn up to the Arsenal game you deserve a good beating, and I'm not joking.

 

Edit. Exceptions for women and children of course, but they should still be ostracised by their peer groups. :lol:

Surely the women and children should get a mild slap? 

 

Equality an’ that

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Just now, Isegrim said:

Fatty‘s fattyplane flew to Nice today. Surely means we are re-signing HBA and then re-appointing Pards.

He’s got a chopper to Nimes, original home of “Coton de Nimes”

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This would be the perfect appointment under the circumstances, the more dire he makes it the more that will turn away. 

 

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Dear supporters of Newcastle United Football Club,

If you go to the match this season you are not in the wrong; Mike Ashley is.

If you boycott televised games you are not in the wrong; Mike Ashley is.

If you boycott the Arsenal game and St. James Park for the rest of the season you are not in the wrong; Mike Ashley is.

Ashley is wrong for this club and he is wrong if he thinks he has a future here. He does not give or build, he only knows how to take and throw his weight around. His bottom-line approach will see this club fail. Perhaps not this season nor the next but we will do nothing except circle the bowl and it will be slow, painful and totally needless.

What we need is a message. Not just to Ashley but also to the Premier League and football as a whole, that this man is toxic. Your brand will be tarnished and your product degraded. The ‘best league in the world’ seeming tolerant of a club existing solely to promote one of the country’s most loathed brands. We need him gone from our club.

Many will say it’s impossible to achieve, that he doesn’t care what we do or say or think but what is it we’ve criticised Ashley for most?

A lack of ambition. Now it’s time we become the counterweight – the ultimate display of ambition.

Wor flags set records, just look what our fans are capable of. Each of us wants to be stood shoulder to shoulder, United in voice for our club so let’s get ambitious. Let’s change the narrative. Let’s show what can happen when you disrespect a city, a community, a passionate, obsessed fanbase.

To this end, we call on all NUFC supporters to show the world that we will not take it lying down, that we will no longer stand idly by while he systematically and deliberately destroys this once great club. The first step is to boycott the Arsenal game…

#BoycottArsenal

To all fans of Newcastle United FC and all media outlets. Due to the ongoing situation at our great club, we would like to confirm that the following groups are now working together:

@IfRafaGoesWeGo

@emptyforashley

@TheMagpieGroup_

@AshleyOutdotcom

@Mike_Ashley_Out

@NUFC360

@LondonMagpies

@maintainSJP

@NWMNWMagpies

Our initial aim is to mobilise a boycott of the Arsenal game (#BoycottArsenal) on the 11th of August with details and plans to boycott future games to be announced in the coming weeks. This is step one in our plan to starve Mike Ashley of the thing he desires most: money.

#BoycottSJP

That’s why we will be focusing on a full boycott of matchday activities at St James’ Park going forward (#BoycottSJP) and this will be our mantra until the club has new ownership. We collectively will not be putting another penny in Mike Ashley’s hands and so we have effectively banned ourselves from entering SJP, Nine bar, the club shop or any Sports Direct store nationwide. We are in the process of organising protests at SD branches nationwide; more details will follow.

Boycotting is the hardest decision any of us will likely ever make regarding NUFC. We will still support the club and follow them at away games but this no longer feels like ‘our’ club and it is time to make a stand. We are working tirelessly to find alternatives for fans during boycotted games which we explain below.

 

#SupportOurToon

We are very happy to announce that we have the support of many local businesses, some of whom are offering special deals on match days for food and drink to fans who boycott the games. This list is ever-growing so please follow the hashtag #SupportOurToon on twitter to keep updated. More specific details to follow.

This is why we are using the #SupportOurToon hashtag so fans can still enjoy the pre- and post-matchday experience whilst also supporting our local bars, pubs, clubs and restaurants. Mike Ashley can try and kill our club; he will never kill our proud city.

Contact details:-

We welcome any input, support, ideas and help from like-minded supporters and supporters groups worldwide. If you would like to be part of this movement in any way please contact us at: SJPBoycott@gmail.com

 

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