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Newcastle United director of football, Joe Kinnear, said: "This is a hugely exciting development for Newcastle United. We have one of football's great stadiums and we are delighted to now be announcing plans for a training complex which will rival any in Europe.

"Top players and top teams need top training and medical facilities. Our current training ground has served the Club very well but the new complex will give us all of the ingredients that we need to continue maintaining and enhancing the performance of elite footballers.

"It will also be an added attraction when we are looking to recruit players."

Given that we basically aren't bothered about recruitment or having top players, then Ashley is quite right that it's fit for his purposes.

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53 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

Doubt Lascelles would drop Benitez in it like that

He may not have much say in it if Ashley gets a chance of £50 million for him plus I think Rafa would give him his blessing 

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11 minutes ago, trooper said:

He may not have much say in it if Ashley gets a chance of £50 million for him plus I think Rafa would give him his blessing 

 

Ashley can't actually make Lascelles leave short of tearing up his contract. He can't even leave him out of the team really. If it looks like he's trying to force him out somehow, it'll be an even bigger PR disaster than anything we've seen so far this summer.

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13 minutes ago, trooper said:

He may not have much say in it if Ashley gets a chance of £50 million for him plus I think Rafa would give him his blessing 

 

Wouldn't get a say? He's under contract. Benitez wouldn't exactly stop picking him if he decided to stay in that scenario, and he sure as hell wouldn't authorise any sale and leave himself with two fit CBs

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11 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

 

Wouldn't get a say? He's under contract. Benitez wouldn't exactly stop picking him if he decided to stay in that scenario, and he sure as hell wouldn't authorise any sale and leave himself with two fit CBs

Everything's down to Ashley, he's unscrupulous he'll be looking at ways to fuck  Rafa & the fans over. This could be a swift kick in the balls to let us know who's in charge of the club. He'll be pissed off with petition in parliament. The disruption on Twitter & other social media regarding SD. He'll also be pissed off with the planned protest outside Northumberland Streets SD. He'd sell Lascelles out of sheer spite.

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3 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Do we really think Lascelles isn't going to accept £100k pw vs £40k pw for us

 

Exactly. Oh aye and to play for a club that is ambitious enough to want win more than just survival in a division.

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5 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Do we really think Lascelles isn't going to accept £100k pw vs £40k pw for us

 

Doubt he'd leave the manager instrumental in his rise in the lurch by leaving against his wishes on the last day of the window. If he wanted to leave for any reason he strikes me as the type that would do it properly. Also strikes me as the type that knows that Benitez is good for his career 

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43 minutes ago, trooper said:

Everything's down to Ashley, he's unscrupulous he'll be looking at ways to fuck  Rafa & the fans over. This could be a swift kick in the balls to let us know who's in charge of the club. He'll be pissed off with petition in parliament. The disruption on Twitter & other social media regarding SD. He'll also be pissed off with the planned protest outside Northumberland Streets SD. He'd sell Lascelles out of sheer spite.

 

None of that matters if Lascelles wants to remain as per the terms of his contract 

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5 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

 

None of that matters if Lascelles wants to remain as per the terms of his contract 

Contracts mean nothing these days plus it's Ashley we're talking about 

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8 hours ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

 

What are you on about man? 

The most horrific scenario is the most likely in Trooper's head.

 

Bet you Lascelles is still here after the window shuts.

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No chance Lascelles leaves us in the shit considering he seems to actually take pride in being our captain and knitting the threadbare squad together. He also seems to have an appreciation that he’ll learn much more under Rafa than he would elsewhere. There’s a ceiling to that, obviously but he doesn’t hit it in the next 48 hours.

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37 minutes ago, t00nraider said:

Generous of Ashley to give the players a bonus to ensure they are all above the minimum wage! Fernandez deal appears sorted, Santos deal off for work permit issues. Decent transfer window!

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