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He’s probably doing it to piss people off. As long as it’s lucrative he most likely doesn’t give a fuck about his public perception as he is already rightly considered the cunt he actually is.

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I can't believe our billionaire owner actually took the players to a £5.99 happy hour Italians to try and galvanise the squad. It's not the fucking Vodafone shop night out. Abramovich used to take players on holiday on his yacht ffs

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1 minute ago, Howay said:

What’s the point anyway? Even he must know a dinner isn’t going to placate anything, he needs to start allowing the club to invest in the squad or he needs to fuck off. 

Aye, plus all he seems to have done is confirmed the suspicion that, so far as the football club is concerned, he's tighter than a fish's arse

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It’s probably just for the public image outside of Newcastle, so his stooges like Wise can say how much he really cares and how ungrateful those fans with their unrealistic expectations.

 

It has written Keith Bishop all over it.

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27 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

It’s probably just for the public image outside of Newcastle, so his stooges like Wise can say how much he really cares and how ungrateful those fans with their unrealistic expectations.

 

It has written Keith Bishop all over it.

 

Aye, that's my thinking too. You have to laugh at him treating professional footballers like they're warehouse workers though. Hit your targets and we'll have a Christmas night out

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This from The Mail...

 

"Mike Ashley also allegedly told both Rafa Benitez and the players that there is no chance of the club being sold because ‘No party has ever come close to meeting his valuation and that some had tried to steal the club at a knock-down price."

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1 hour ago, trooper said:

This from The Mail...

 

"Mike Ashley also allegedly told both Rafa Benitez and the players that there is no chance of the club being sold because ‘No party has ever come close to meeting his valuation and that some had tried to steal the club at a knock-down price."

 

Ah, a motivational meeting then. :wacko:

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3 hours ago, Howay said:

What’s the point anyway? Even he must know a dinner isn’t going to placate anything, he needs to start allowing the club to invest in the squad or he needs to fuck off. 

 

There’s no point to anything Ashley does, other than lining his own pockets. He won’t do anything different after 10 years of this shit. I’ve long since accepted that in football terms, our club is in a coma and won’t wake up until Ashley goes. Given he’s consistently overvalued the club, sadly I think we’ll be stuck with him for many more years.

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Newcastle United owner Mike Ashley would like to put the record straight in relation to press reporting of events following a dinner that he attended on Wednesday evening with Rafa Benítez and the players.

Mike Ashley said: "I did not make a 'V-sign' to anyone. To suggest otherwise is both inaccurate and irresponsible.

"The matter is in the hands of our legal team and they will be contacting relevant newspaper editors in due course.

"It is hugely disappointing, given the reason why we set up the meeting, that certain elements of the media are trying to undermine the club by creating a story out of nothing."

The pictures & videos tell a different story you lying bastard 

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Wasn't it Rik in the young ones who really popularised the "secret" Vs where you scratch you nose etc? 

 

Slightly shitter version of that really. 

 

Anyway all of his plans are aligning with that bent nosed manc bastard now free to take over from Rafa. 

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15 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

Bishop will be livid. Sets a pr stunt up and the fat shit couldn't restrain himself from flicking a V at fans :lol: They'll have him serving at a soup kitchen with a peg on his nose next

Ashley could give Rafa £100 million to spend on players in January & i'd still think he was a cunt.

Btw Keegans booked arrived this evening i'll be getting stuck into that tomorrow. 

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12 hours ago, NJS said:

Wasn't it Rik in the young ones who really popularised the "secret" Vs where you scratch you nose etc? 

 

Slightly shitter version of that really. 

 

Anyway all of his plans are aligning with that bent nosed manc bastard now free to take over from Rafa. 

Good God! 

 

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43 minutes ago, trooper said:

"Thank you, Sir, that'll be £2,500."

 

 

 

"Crumbs!"

 

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