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I don’t think this is a knee jerk to a poor result at home to a weak side but I feel like Ashley has finally pushed firmly down on the pillow and suffocated this club this season after a decade of hol

Fuck off

The phone saying “what’s up long pins can’t wait to feel ur unreal body”

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Can't remember a time when I've been more miserable supporting NUFC. 

 

3 days of the window left and we are scrabbling around for a LB and CM on loan when a blind man on a galloping horse can see we need a CF and a No.10 to create some goals. 

 

We are potentially 4 months off being managerless in the Championship. And our handful of decent players won't be hanging around this time.

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19 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Can't remember a time when I've been more miserable supporting NUFC. 

 

3 days of the window left and we are scrabbling around for a LB and CM on loan when a blind man on a galloping horse can see we need a CF and a No.10 to create some goals. 

 

We are potentially 4 months off being managerless in the Championship. And our handful of decent players won't be hanging around this time.

I’m beyond that even. Total apathy on my part. 

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Aye, honestly i think we had Rafa at the wrong moment in time. Maybe if we'd gone down and stayed down, Ashley would have fucked off by now. 

 

The club is never going anywhere while he's here, and tbh I'm hardly paying attention to football at all now. That's his legacy.

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Looking forward to the summer when Ashley and his little stooges are all shocked Benitez has left. Articles come out about how they’d based all their plans on giving him a new contract but he’s walked out on them and now they have to start a manager search. 

 

We’re down this season or next season, when we do go down we’ll not be going back up. Hopefully it’s the thing that gets rid of him, I’d say it’d be nice to see him lose money but he’s been siphoning assets out of the club for 10 years so he’d likely still break even at least. 

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48 minutes ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

If we do go down, the parachute money could keep Ashley in charge for a couple of more seasons. When Rafa goes in the summer, how much will be in the transfer kitty for Tim Sherwood and Dennis Wise to spend? 

More than Rafa's got in his entire time as manager, I'd wager. 

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i'm generally apathetic but still retain an interest. it's hard to cut ties with the club completely after all these years and i still support the team on match days, but i watch way fewer games than i used to and it doesn't hurt as much when we inevitably lose the sort of games we used to have a decent chance of winning. 

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3 hours ago, Howay said:

Looking forward to the summer when Ashley and his little stooges are all shocked Benitez has left. Articles come out about how they’d based all their plans on giving him a new contract but he’s walked out on them and now they have to start a manager search. 

 

We’re down this season or next season, when we do go down we’ll not be going back up. Hopefully it’s the thing that gets rid of him, I’d say it’d be nice to see him lose money but he’s been siphoning assets out of the club for 10 years so he’d likely still break even at least. 

This is what annoys the piss out of me, and he seems to have got away with it. 

By selling off the clubs non-football assets, no doubt via St.James Holdings or whatever cover company he’s created for it, he’s reducing the clubs ability to generate income, which in turn reduces the amount of money we can spend. 

Combined with the lack income from stadium advertising, he’s quietly fucked us and has his ready-made excuse not to spend

” Can’t go against the FFP rules, Penfold. Tell the Spaniard he’s got nahfink!”

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22 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

This is what annoys the piss out of me, and he seems to have got away with it. 

By selling off the clubs non-football assets, no doubt via St.James Holdings or whatever cover company he’s created for it, he’s reducing the clubs ability to generate income, which in turn reduces the amount of money we can spend. 

Combined with the lack income from stadium advertising, he’s quietly fucked us and has his ready-made excuse not to spend

” Can’t go against the FFP rules, Penfold. Tell the Spaniard he’s got nahfink!”

Hit the nail on the head there. 

Add to that a buyer will have to put a lot of cash into areas like the training facilities, as by all accounts it’s had very little investment under bitch tits reign. 

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3 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

This is what annoys the piss out of me, and he seems to have got away with it. 

By selling off the clubs non-football assets, no doubt via St.James Holdings or whatever cover company he’s created for it, he’s reducing the clubs ability to generate income, which in turn reduces the amount of money we can spend. 

Combined with the lack income from stadium advertising, he’s quietly fucked us and has his ready-made excuse not to spend

” Can’t go against the FFP rules, Penfold. Tell the Spaniard he’s got nahfink!”

 

And to top it off he wants to keep control of the club shops and advertising boards even if he does sell the club. Which effectively means he won't sell the club, cos anyone worth having as owner would laugh in his face at those demands 

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12 hours ago, Rayvin said:

Aye, honestly i think we had Rafa at the wrong moment in time. Maybe if we'd gone down and stayed down, Ashley would have fucked off by now. 

 

The club is never going anywhere while he's here, and tbh I'm hardly paying attention to football at all now. That's his legacy.

That’s exactly how I feel. Meh meh and triple meh

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22 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

This is what annoys the piss out of me, and he seems to have got away with it. 

By selling off the clubs non-football assets, no doubt via St.James Holdings or whatever cover company he’s created for it, he’s reducing the clubs ability to generate income, which in turn reduces the amount of money we can spend. 

Combined with the lack income from stadium advertising, he’s quietly fucked us and has his ready-made excuse not to spend

” Can’t go against the FFP rules, Penfold. Tell the Spaniard he’s got nahfink!”

Extremely well put. 

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Listen to you sour bunch of discontented pessimists. The rest of us have found the golden nugget* having beaten the unbeatable and with our record signing on his way**

 

* in the continual unrelenting river of shite

** pending no resumption of regular service

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