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'Oi! Facking penfold! Bishop's wrote aht a statement. Get the waiter's, next years transfer windfall and you to sign it. I'll be on holiday, dahn't call unless it's about big money or you'll never work again, fackin' capice, sanshine?'

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Sickening. "We didn't try at all in the transfer window, we banked 20m profit, but here's a shittily-written piece of trash that states otherwise, so glad that's cleared up, please don't protest as your precious team might get relegated again for the third time during my flaming car-crash of a tenure, but of course that would have nothing to do with my continuing mismanagement of the club and lack of investment. Fanks, Ashley." 

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9 minutes ago, The Fish said:

With the letter to parliament and this letter, Keith Bishop is showing why he's such a big name in PR.

Aye, both drawing more attention to a situation they were meant to defuse. All with tacit approval of the football genius 

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I know fuck all about PR, but surely the goal would have been to obfuscate any dissent under a sea of "news". Leak a rumour that the club has bid for an exciting player. Leak a rumour that Ashley's been in London to meet with people re: a potential take over. 

This statement was totally pointless as well, the excitement of the new season and a good performance against Spurs would pour cold water on the protests. Have the joint statement in your back pocket in the protests happen, write them as if it's from Benitez and Lascelles, not Charnley.

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George Caulkin...

Where’s the money gone, where’s the money gone.”
“Rafa, Rafael, Rafael Benitez.”
“What do we want? Ashley out. When do we want it? Now.”
“Lee Charnley, is a liar, is a liar.”
A small selection of chants.

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Shola Ameobi on Mike Ashley.

You look at the amount of money you need to pay to buy superstars now. Mike Ashley has come out and said he hasn’t got the funds to do that - to compete with Manchester City and Liverpool. He’s a businessman and unfortunately for Newcastle fans, he wants to run his business in a way that is sustainable.

Credit to him because you look at the likes of Aston Villa and these clubs who are struggling financially. The one thing that Mike Ashley has done for Newcastle over the last ten years is to stabilise the club where the club is running itself and we’ve got no debt.

That’s a credit to Mike but obviously fans of a football team who want to progress year on year, they want to see big players.

We can be quietly happy with our business.

 

 

 

Well, he robbed a long career here with the fat cunt, so not surprised he's sticking up for him :rolleyes:

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