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Bonnie Tyler "Total Eclipse of the Heart" / "Totally, Clips of the Heart"

 

Kenny Rogers "Lucille" / "You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille. 400 Children and a crop in the fields"

 

Ray Parker Jr. "Ghostbusters" / "Who ya gonna call? Those Bastards!"

 

John Mellencamp "Authority Song" / "I frighten Dorothy, and Dorothy always wins"

 

Bobby Fuller Four "I Fought The Law" / "Grape skins rot in the hot sun"

 

Steve Miller Band "Jet Airliner" / "Ego Jan and the Rhino"

 

Sir Douglas Quintet "She's About A Mover" / "She's a Bottom Mover"

 

Michael Jackson "Smooth Criminal" / "Eddie, get your house key"

 

Starship "We Built This City" / "We built this city on the wrong damn road"

 

Billy Joel "You May Be Right" / "You make the rice, I'll make the gravy"

 

Knack "My Sharona" / "Mice Aroma"

 

U2 "Electrical Storm" / "Electric Mustard"

 

Steely Dan "Rikki Don't Lose That Number" / "We can all lose that number"

 

Jimmy Buffett "Margaritaville" / "Stepped on a Pop-Tart"

 

Creedence Clearwater Revival "Lodi" / "Oh no, suckin' an old eye again"

 

Dire Straits "Money For Nothing" / "We got the Flintstone Microwave Ovens"

 

Deep Purple "Smoke on the Water" / "Slow talkin' Walter, the fire engine guy"

 

Beatles "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" / "The girl with colitis goes by"

 

Police "Spirits in the Material World" / "We are upstairs in the material room"

 

Beatles "Paperback Writer" / "Pay for that Chrysler"

 

Elvis Presley "Suspicious Minds" / "Calling a trout"

 

Police "Message In A Bottle" / "I'll send an SOS to a squirrel"

 

Police "Spirits in the Material World" / "Aspirins into my cereal bowl"

 

Ramones "I Wanna Be Sedated" / "I want a piece of date bread"

 

Ohio Players "Love Rollercoaster" / "Call the Coast Guard"

 

Monkees "Daydream Believer" / "Cheer obscene bikinis"

 

Led Zeppelin "All My Love" / "Olive, my love"

 

Elvis Presley "Return to Sender" / "Big Bird descender"

 

Elton John "Tiny Dancer" / "Hold me closer, Tony Danza"

 

Beatles "Lady Madonna" / "Knee deep in donuts"

 

Madonna "La Isla Bonita" / "Last night I dreamt of lumbago"

 

Paul Young "Everytime You Go Away" / "Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you"

 

Steppenwolf "Born to be Wild" / "I like smoking ice cream"

 

Maria Muldaur "Midnight At the Oasis" / "Midnight after you're wasted"

 

Beach Boys "California Girls" / "I dig a french bikini on a wild albatross"

 

Creedence Clearwater Revival "Bad Moon Rising" / "There's a bathroom on the right"

 

Wham! "Careless Whisper" / "Gimped-up feet ain't got no rhythm"

 

Bachman Turner Overdrive "Takin' Care of Business" / "Baking carrot biscuits"

 

Temptations "Papa Was a Rolling Stone" / "And when he died, all he left us was a lawn"

 

Ace of Base All That She Wants" / "All that she wants is another bagel"

 

Santana "Oye Como Va" / "I live on your block"

 

Aerosmith "Dude Looks Like a Lady" / "Do the lucky lady"

 

Merrilee Rush "Angel of the Morning" / "Just cross my feet before you leave me"

 

Merrilee Rush "Angel of the Morning" / "Just smash my jeep before you leave me"

 

Starland Vocal Band "Afternoon Delight" / "Pineapples in Flight"

 

MC Hammer "Can't Touch This" / "King Tut Says"

 

Jimi Hendrix "Purple Haze" / "Excuse me while I kiss this guy"

 

Van McCoy "The Hustle" / "Use the hacksaw!"

 

Bee Gees "More Than A Woman" / "Bald-headed woman"

 

Kim Carnes "Bette Davis Eyes" / "She's got 30 days to die"

 

Bob Seger "Night Moves" / "Working on a knife wound"

 

J Geils Band "Freeze Frame" / "Flea Spray"

 

Who "Pinball Wizard" / "A pinball wizard's got suction cups for wrists"

 

John Travolta "You're the One That I Want" / "I got shoes, they're made of plywood"

 

Beach Boys "Good Vibrations" / "Good, good, good, goodbye raisins"

 

Mike Reno and Ann Wilson "Almost Paradise" / "All those Parrot Eyes"

 

Culture Club "Karma Chameleon" / "Become a comedian"

 

Til Tuesday "Voices Carry" / "This is Larry"

 

Bruce Springsteen "Hungry Heart" / "Everybody's got a hungry horse"

 

Everything But The Girl "Missing" / "Tiramisu. Like the deserts missed the rain"

 

Natalie Cole "Missed You Like Crazy" / "Minced Beef And Gravy"

 

Anyone got any more...? :)

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That baywatch song "i'll be ready" I thought it was "i need a medic" which my mate thought was funny as fuck, when I said it not having a clue. Then he listened and saw my point of view. I need a medic, still the better lyrics tbh

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Michael Jackson "Smooth Criminal" / "Eddie, get your house key"

 

Dire Straits "Money For Nothing" / "We got the Flintstone Microwave Ovens"

 

Deep Purple "Smoke on the Water" / "Slow talkin' Walter, the fire engine guy"

 

Led Zeppelin "All My Love" / "Olive, my love"

 

Wham! "Careless Whisper" / "Gimped-up feet ain't got no rhythm"

 

MC Hammer "Can't Touch This" / "King Tut Says"

 

Jimi Hendrix "Purple Haze" / "Excuse me while I kiss this guy"

 

Bee Gees "More Than A Woman" / "Bald-headed woman"

 

Who "Pinball Wizard" / "A pinball wizard's got suction cups for wrists"

 

John Travolta "You're the One That I Want" / "I got shoes, they're made of plywood"

 

Culture Club "Karma Chameleon" / "Become a comedian"

 

Everything But The Girl "Missing" / "Tiramisu. Like the deserts missed the rain"

 

Anyone got any more...? :)

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All made me :)

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I saw a whole list just a day or two ago.

 

The Clash "Rock The Casbah"/ "I'm really gonna like it, f*ck the cat's back"

 

Jimi Hendrix "Purple Haze"/ "Excuse me while I kiss this guy"

 

Robert Palmer "Addicted To Love"/ "Might as well face it you're a dickhead in love"

 

Oasis "Champagne Supernova"/ "Wake up the dog and ask her why"

 

Oasis "Champagne Supernova"/"Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannibal"

 

Band Aid "Do They Know It's Christmas Time"/ "The greatest gift they'll get this year is flies"

 

The Beach Boys "California Girls"/ "Frying poultry in the sand"

 

The Beatles "Can't Buy Me Love"/ "Kentucky Love"

 

Blur "Girls and Boys"/ "Following a hearse down to Greece"

 

The Stone Roses "Love Spreads" / "I'm having cheese with a pygmy, she's over there"

 

The Smiths "Bigmouth Strikes Again" / "I was only joking when I said I'd like to mash a beetroot in your hair"

 

Radiohead "Creep" / "Have you ever thought I could knock you in the eye"

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I still, and will forever, sing "to see the bleedin' raisons" instead of 'blaydon races'. Damn that confused me at my first footy match... :) ("why are they singing about raisons, dad?")

 

A friend of a friend thought that I Predict A Riot was "I have tourettes, and I am a giant"

 

My friend thought Enya's Sail Away was "Save The Whales".

 

I had more, but I forget...

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There's a website somewhere of a cartoon representation of 'misheard' lyrics for Ticket to Ride.... (I probably saw it for the first time on here) "she's got a chicken to ride, my baby donkey"....

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can't believe nobody has thrown in the old classic...

"devil for a sideboard"    :)

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Queen?

 

Rolling Stones: Start me up!

 

'You can start me up' - 'Yugoslavia'

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Correct...

 

Another one bites the duster!

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In Sex Bomb by Tom Jones, is there a line which sounds like "infrared semen all through the night"?

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LMFAO- it does at that!

 

"Spy on me baby you satelite, infrared semen all through the night..." :)

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