Jonny_nufc 0 Posted January 13, 2006 Author Share Posted January 13, 2006 The jury is still out on whether this is all a blag tbh. 78106[/snapback] I took one look at it this morning and decided it was a wind-up, I wasn't sure until I got to the word 'Warhammer', then I was convinced. 78123[/snapback] I thought everyone on here played Beers, Football, Clubbing, Warhammer, Church.... in that order Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8946 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 My Sisters Husband still plays warhammer. he's 30 odd, goes to Birmingham for a big convention and runs his own games and the like... the great thing he mocks me for being passionate about football, saying it's "just a game"... it doesn't help that he's arrogant without reason about as forward thinking as Polpott and as charismatic as a rancid turd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 My Sisters Husband still plays warhammer. he's 30 odd, goes to Birmingham for a big convention and runs his own games and the like... the great thing he mocks me for being passionate about football, saying it's "just a game"... it doesn't help that he's arrogant without reason about as forward thinking as Polpott and as charismatic as a rancid turd. 78473[/snapback] Pol Pot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8946 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 You going to find out the whereabouts of the proof that you were right about "Eying off" or just annoy me with pedantry of this nature? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13935 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Hot Pot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sammynb 2929 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 You going to find out the whereabouts of the proof that you were right about "Eying off" or just annoy me with pedantry of this nature? 78480[/snapback] Tool! eye this off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8946 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 ahhhhh so it's an antipodean bastardisation of the English Language? we created, developed and perfected the language my upside down friend, and as such I will not accept "Eyeing off" as an appropriate or acceptable phrase.sorry, nice try though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 ahhhhh so it's an antipodean bastardisation of the English Language? we created, developed and perfected the language my upside down friend, and as such I will not accept "Eyeing off" as an appropriate or acceptable phrase.sorry, nice try though 78487[/snapback] You really are a basket case that can't see past the end of his nose, aren't you fish, my cyberspace fiend? US publication uses eyeing off. or Landan eating establishment Yeah, it's antipodean bastardisation of English Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8946 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 It's Eyeing up, not Eyeing off, your silly way of talking will not wash with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 It's Eyeing up, not Eyeing off, your silly way of talking will not wash with me. 78492[/snapback] I see you have finally corrected your spelling of eyeing! Give it up student boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8946 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 student boy? is this the level of wit I am to expect? really? oh dear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 student boy? is this the level of wit I am to expect? really? oh dear 78495[/snapback] What as opposed to the dirty hippy comment, touche! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8946 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 two points firstly I never called you a dirty hippy... I called you a silly hippy and I'll think you'll find there is a ton of difference and secondly it is bad form to declare "touche" for your own point... but then if you could speak English properly you'd know that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 (edited) I feel a lesson from the Smooth Operator/Wacky Jnr school of tact is in order.... If you want to know an answer, just ask the bloody question. 77960[/snapback] Right Jonny Boy, you're going about it all wrong imo as she's obviously a right dirty cow.. Next time you bake some scones for her lace them with approx half ounce of the finest morocccan you can get your hands on or alternatively 1-4 oz of skunk (probably to good to waste on some daft bird). Make sure she eats at least one in front of you then give it about 20-25 minutes. This has now presented you with two possible scenarios: 1. She sits stoned out of her head and gives you the opportunity to sit and crack lots of corny jokes that she normally wouldn't laugh at without making yourself look like a twat, and it also gives you the opportunity to gage how dirty she is by dropping lines in like "is that the phone or your knickers ringing?" if she laughs at shit like this and has a little twinkle in her eye then you know she's a dirty fucka on the sly and theres a chance you'll get your hole, if she doesn't then you know she's not worth pursuing. 2. Scenario two is she whitey's big time, this then presents you with the chance to play the caring card and ask how she is etc, offer to take her to the toilet, baring in mind she may feel a little faint and unsteady on her feet, this is an ideal opportunity for a grope as you help her out her seat, you may even get to stand behind her as she bends over the toilet reaching for her life, there's numerous possibilitys, just go with the flow (excuse the pun). Judging by your patter on here Jonny I would say option two is best suited to you as it's probably the only way you'r actually going to get to spend any qulaity time with her. If you need any more advice please don't hesitate to PM me Edited January 14, 2006 by Wacky Jnr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravtash patel 0 Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 I feel a lesson from the Smooth Operator/Wacky Jnr school of tact is in order.... If you want to know an answer, just ask the bloody question. 77960[/snapback] Right Jonny Boy, you're going about it all wrong imo as she's obviously a right dirty cow.. Next time you bake some scones for her lace them with approx half ounce of the finest morocccan you can get your hands on or alternatively 1-4 oz of skunk (probably to good to waste on some daft bird). Make sure she eats at least one in front of you then give it about 20-25 minutes. This has now presented you with two possible scenarios: 1. She sits stoned out of her head and gives you the opportunity to sit and crack lots of corny jokes that she normally wouldn't laugh at without making yourself look like a twat, and it also gives you the opportunity to gage how dirty she is by dropping lines in like "is that the phone or your knickers ringing?" if she laughs at shit like this and has a little twinkle in her eye then you know she's a dirty fucka on the sly and theres a chance you'll get your hole, if she doesn't then you know she's not worth pursuing. 2. Scenario two is she whitey's big time, this then presents you with the chance to play the caring card and ask how she is etc, offer to take her to the toilet, baring in mind she may feel a little faint and unsteady on her feet, this is an ideal opportunity for a grope as you help her out her seat, you may even get to stand behind her as she bends over the toilet reaching for her life, there's numerous possibilitys, just go with the flow (excuse the pun). Judging by your patter on here Jonny I would say option two is best suited to you as it's probably the only way you'r actually going to get to spend any qulaity time with her. If you need any more advice please don't hesitate to PM me 79126[/snapback] next time i whitey at your hoose i'll be off doon old sheilds road like a fuckin scorned cheata.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny_nufc 0 Posted January 14, 2006 Author Share Posted January 14, 2006 I feel a lesson from the Smooth Operator/Wacky Jnr school of tact is in order.... If you want to know an answer, just ask the bloody question. 77960[/snapback] Right Jonny Boy, you're going about it all wrong imo as she's obviously a right dirty cow.. Next time you bake some scones for her lace them with approx half ounce of the finest morocccan you can get your hands on or alternatively 1-4 oz of skunk (probably to good to waste on some daft bird). Make sure she eats at least one in front of you then give it about 20-25 minutes. This has now presented you with two possible scenarios: 1. She sits stoned out of her head and gives you the opportunity to sit and crack lots of corny jokes that she normally wouldn't laugh at without making yourself look like a twat, and it also gives you the opportunity to gage how dirty she is by dropping lines in like "is that the phone or your knickers ringing?" if she laughs at shit like this and has a little twinkle in her eye then you know she's a dirty fucka on the sly and theres a chance you'll get your hole, if she doesn't then you know she's not worth pursuing. 2. Scenario two is she whitey's big time, this then presents you with the chance to play the caring card and ask how she is etc, offer to take her to the toilet, baring in mind she may feel a little faint and unsteady on her feet, this is an ideal opportunity for a grope as you help her out her seat, you may even get to stand behind her as she bends over the toilet reaching for her life, there's numerous possibilitys, just go with the flow (excuse the pun). Judging by your patter on here Jonny I would say option two is best suited to you as it's probably the only way you'r actually going to get to spend any qulaity time with her. If you need any more advice please don't hesitate to PM me 79126[/snapback] cheers for that mate, appreciated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 I thought this was a pisstake directed at me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Dad 0 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 buy her a bag of smack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8946 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 or just smack her upside the head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 I thought this was a pisstake directed at me! 79473[/snapback] Look- no mention of N-O and yet the alarms go off and Jon comes running! Sure pet, you're all we talk about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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